Give Me Everything with Pedro Garcia
episode
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
1h 54m
4 speakers
7 chapters
transcribed 2 months ago
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What’s the show opener and who are tonight’s guests?
Kick this motherfucking mule, Lee. What's up, beautiful people? It's Tuesday, July the 21st. Welcome to another fun-filled edition of the Church of Wood Snappin' and Now New Testament. How you like me now? You know what I'm saying? That vitamin stuff is working. Anyway, we got a great show for you tonight. We got my main man, Pedro Garcia. Hello. Comedian and gamer extraordinaire. We're going to cover a couple topics and... My main brother from a different mother, Johnny Hitler, on his fucking birthday. Wish fucking Lee a happy birthday, Lee. Fuck yeah, Lee. Yeah, we got a carved up cake. We're doing dabs. We're doing everything tonight. Holy shit. Yeah. What's going on, gentlemen? Chilling, man. Everybody had a good weekend.
Everybody got rained on this motherfucker.
Oh, yeah. That was the rain.
That was real. That was good, man. That was a lot of rain. Oh, I saw the flooding in Queens.
Yeah, man.
I forgot about that.
Bro, it came down by me four times. Like, it came down for, like, 30 minutes. But it was pure destruction. Not a lot of wind. Nobody's power went out. Then the fucking sun come out.
Yeah.
And you're like, oh, shit, okay. And you go do a couple things. You go out to the car to get your wallet. And you're like, what the fuck just happened? Darkness. It's 2 in the afternoon. There's a black cloud right over my fucking head. And then it rained. But I mean, Lee, coming down. Did it flood? Because remember in L.A., the streets would flood? L.A. flooded maybe eight days ago.
Did it really?
Yeah. No, no, no. Maybe like last Tuesday night.
But then I didn't know that. But then at least in L.A., I expected it. I saw some videos of Queens of it, like the firefighters had to save people.
No, there was people swimming in the street. People swimming, canoes. Yeah, no, I saw some Argentinians.
Those people that came across the highway. Those soccer people. They got canoes. If they ain't playing soccer, they're canoeing somewhere. Forget about it.
Yeah, yeah.
What would you do if you saw those, like, the Vikings on the train doing the, they were pretending like they were rowing a boat? Imagine if you were on that train. What Vikings? The soccer fans.
Yeah, but the white people.
I thought that's what you were talking about. What are you talking about? They're nice white guys.
Talking about fucking people from South America. Oh. Or whatever the fuck they're from. If they don't play soccer, they got a canoe. Yeah, exactly. I didn't know anyone from South America had a canoe. What are you talking about, Lee? You had a fun-filled weekend in Texas?
I had a great weekend in Texas. You took the state by storm and shit. I took Tuesday to Sunday. I was thinking about it because you used to do those length of weeks. Especially two shows Friday. I had the craziest late shows I've ever had. You were in Texas, motherfucker. I took two shots of tequila on stage. And thank you to everyone who came out. Like, the Friday and Saturday shows were pretty busy. The late show Friday was, like, 20 people. Six out of 20 got permanently banned from the club because they were so fucked up. It was... I felt like I got beat up on stage. Like, because it wasn't like... They were having a great time, but, like, I didn't get to do material. Like, they were just asking questions.
One woman got really mad because her... fiance did too much coke and his dick didn't work and i didn't ask any of these things like it was just stuff yeah i just blew it up that means you try to make it work right there it's a suburb room correct kind of known right in the middle of fort worth really right in right in downtown fort worth it was great that was a lot of fun i did waco and that was a lot of fun smell like gunpowder still there's nothing in waco and dallas just smell like gunpowder
Did you go to the grave or anything?
The grave?
Yeah. Of who? Of that dude in Waco.
Oh, the cult thing? Yeah. No. You didn't go over and put a flower in the grave? No. You know, I went to Bucky's and I left. That was all I did. I saw that. You love Bucky's. Oh, I didn't. I can imagine they had the guy in the costume.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What’s the show opener and who are tonight’s guests?
0:02–5:40
2
How did Joey and friends describe performing on the road and wild late shows in Texas?
5:40–24:26
3
How did gaming and Twitch become part of the conversation and Pedro’s gaming origin story?
24:26–56:13
4
How did the FIFA event in New Jersey highlight travel and accommodation problems for fans?
56:13–59:09
5
Why does Joey argue doing multiple comedy sets build 'muscle memory' for comedians?
59:09–1:07:50
6
What strategies do they recommend for building a comedy following and selling out shows?
1:07:50–1:18:52
7
How did Joey's first open-mic win change his life and career trajectory?
1:18:52–1:54:13