It's all about the Benjamin's with Danny B
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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
1h 43m
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8 chapters
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What is the opening banter and guest introduction about?
Kick this motherfucker newly. What's going on, beautiful people? Uncle Joey here and another episode of The Church of What's Happening Now, new edition of whatever the hell it is this week. I'm you know this week. It's already starting. I got great guests for you. Family man, fucking one of my best friends in life and uh one of the best sports advisor working, Mr. Danny Bianculo. And you got my man what is this, a game show? It ain't no clapping here. And you got my main man, Johnny Hitler, over here.
What's going on, Lee? You come up with I can't wait for the next nickname. They get progressive when it started director from Israel, flying due. Now it's Johnny. Like I can't wait until
So I think they're responding better to that. So we'll leave it at the time. What do you mean they're responding better? We'll
see.
We'll see how Johnny Hitler sounds next month and we'll fucking reinvalate. How was your weekend, Tarzan?
My weekend was good. My weekend I went up to uh Pennsylvania and and had a fun show in uh in Dingman's Ferry, which is in the middle. But I I Have you lit anything on fire recently? Have I lit something on fire? Yeah. Nah, it's been a while. Dude, I had a uh a fire pit for two days. I went through like eighty dollars of wood. It was the most fun. I haven't let any and it was creepy because we had like a fire pit at like an Airbnb. But like after a while you start looking at like other things. Like I just wanna like I because you like like you're a pyro, aren't you? Didn't we talk about this? Yeah. I thought so. But like do I gonna burn a house
down. Or lights to light a ant family on fire. You putting wood in a fucking thing
and
sitting there.
I don't know. It starts like that, but then you go and you move up to the house. Like that's what I'm saying. Like is it like we w I sat there for a couple hours and like the the pre-chopped wood was fun. But then you start I re when I went to Israel, I had a a tile floor in my apartment.
How does the conversation shift to fire‑pit stories and burning things?
And I would used to like m plastic cups on fire and watch those burn. Cause like it couldn't ruin the floor. So like but now with that with a huge fire pit. With lighter fluid? Have you ever thr put lighter fluid on anything and like w How fun is that? Right.
It sounds excitingly. Son I hey Jay, put that on a to do list. Let's let's do that.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Oh yeah. I'll light this whole place on this whole place. I would love to light this place up.
You should. Place is smoky as it is. We don't need any more barn floor. Yeah, they wouldn't even know. Anyhow. I think that's a good thing. Why let's switch seats here, Coco, in case he wants to start a fucking fire. No,
leave him alone. He ain't gonna start no fucking fire. His
knee
doesn't work. I can get him. Burning wood. I can still run though, so Yeah, you can I'll be fine. What's going on, Danny? You're excited? Your time of the year is fucking starting. It did already. Preseason, those motherfuckers, they warm up to it. This this guy's out there s selling preseason picks, you know. Relentless. Yeah. People want to get a quick jump on a year. Come on, win five hundred. And these guys start preseason. By the time the season comes, they're not they're down twelve G's already. Man, my bankroll is low.
I don't mess with the pre season. Back in the day when it meant something, now it doesn't mean nothing. I'm talking twenty years ago when they played four or five preseason games. Now they don't even play nobody. So it's a waste of your time, waste of your money unless you really know something about somebody or some team. So I don't know. We saw some injuries this weekend already. What's his name from Minnesota's out of the year? Linebacker, just like that. Uh Dallas picks up that guy. What's his name? That linebacker that they just got. Yeah, Von Miller. He's 37 years old, so I don't know how good he'll be, but at one time he was one of the better players. Uh but preseason is something you don't mess with.
Nick not me personally. Maybe one or two games a year, if that, just to have a little fun with it. But I'm not advising it tonight. I
did see this that kind of fucking bothered me.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and guest introduction about?
0:03–1:56
2
How does the conversation shift to fire‑pit stories and burning things?
1:56–7:06
3
Why do the hosts start debating preseason games and sports betting?
7:06–47:28
4
What arguments are made about player salaries and ticket prices?
47:28–51:24
5
How did Danny’s eating habits change after quitting coke?
51:24–1:03:54
6
What led Danny to stay sober for 19 years?
1:03:54–1:23:53
7
Why does Danny think communication with bettors is missing?
1:23:53–1:35:55
8
How is Danny planning to launch the “Neighborhood Picks” contest?
1:35:55–1:42:57