12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

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Unidentified 0:00
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Bryan Green 0:46
Hey, Chrissy, best to you. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe and happy holidays. Sometimes podcasts like ours will take off a lot of time during the holidays, but not us. We're gluttons for punishment. So we have the 12 days of TCB coming at you. December 13th through the 25th, brand new episodes every single day and live fresh episodes during the entire holiday season. As the great Clark Griswold once said, Holy shit, where's the Tylenol? Find it quick and join us this entire holiday season for brand new episodes of the
Unidentified 1:15
Probably sit around and cook some soups and eat bread and desserts and just get all fat and sassy. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Ho, ho, ho. Yeah, my little dancers and prancers, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Krampus to my claws, Kristen Joy Hoadley.
Bryan Green 1:45
Best to you, Kristen.
Krissy Hoadley 1:46
Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 1:47
And best to you out there in the podcast universe, continuing our adventure into 20 straight days of the commercial break. For purely commercial reasons. So thank you for joining us. We really appreciate it. A lot of great feedback from the audience. So far, so good, apparently. Some people decorating while they're listening to the 12 Days of TCB. Some people getting away from the political pods they were listening to. Then November happened and we all got depressed and stopped listening to anything political. Yes. And some other people just enjoying the fact that they have a new episode of TCB every fucking day of the week. Ha ha ha! It was kind of weird to look in my Spotify and see an episode pop up on like a Sunday.
Krissy Hoadley 2:28
Yeah, yeah. The Sunday was a first, right?
Bryan Green 2:29
And I did it. What's that?
Krissy Hoadley 2:30
The Sunday was a first.
Bryan Green 2:31
No, Friday was our first episode. Yeah. No, no, no. Kristen Joy Holey.
Krissy Hoadley 2:36
No, I meant the first Sunday we've ever published.
Bryan Green 2:38
Oh, certainly the first Sunday we've ever published. On purpose. The first Sunday we've ever published. Yes, that's correct. I think way, way, way, way, way early on, I believe we were publishing on Mondays at first.
Unidentified 2:49
Am I right about that? Yeah.
Bryan Green 2:51
And I think I accidentally released episodes on Sundays because I didn't know how to work it. I also accidentally released episodes unedited or poorly edited or... With all the bits and parts we should have edited out in. And so I've corrected all that. It just took me a couple years to get there. So anyway, thank you for all the kind words. We really appreciate it. 212-433-3TCB. In case you want to text us and let us know what you're doing this holiday season. The young lady who had the 21 EPM sticker brown out. Yes, yes. She contacted us. She did. She said, I heard your siren song on the commercial break, and I would like a new sticker. So we're going to send her a new sticker. If your 21 EPM sticker has browned out, let us know and we'll send you a new one.
Krissy Hoadley 3:32
It was due to eco reasons. You know, we were trying, Astrid was trying to be very, or not economically, environmentally.
Bryan Green 3:38
No, that's what I was going to say. Eco reasons meaning economical reasons. Okay. We only paid a dollar for a sticker.
Krissy Hoadley 3:44
Environmental reasons.
Bryan Green 3:45
Yes. Environmental reasons is what Astrid has come up with to cover our tracks. So thank you, Astrid, for covering our tracks. How was your weekend? I mean, we're recording this now when we're getting back from the weekend. So how was your weekend?

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