12 Days Of TCB: Drama Drops & Yule Logs

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What is the 12 Days of TCB?

Bryan Green 0:00
3.000 Action-Filialen in Europa und wir feiern mit extrem niedrigen Preisen. Zum Beispiel unsere Superfin-Waschmittelpots, 18 Stück nur 2,99 Euro. Und unsere Spektrum-Sprühfarbe für perfekte Deckung nur 2,33 Euro. Für noch mehr extrem niedrige Preise besuche unsere Filialen oder schau in die App Action. Kleine Preise, große Freude.
Krissy Hoadley 0:19
4 Uhr, Wallow in Self-Pity. 4.30 Uhr, Stare in den Biss. 5 Uhr. Solve world hunger. Tell no one. 5.30 Uhr. Jazzercise. 6.30 Uhr. Dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7 Uhr. Wrestle with myself. Loathing. I'm booked. Of course, if I want the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
Christina Archer 0:56
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Krissy Hoadley 1:02
And we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Finn Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kane.
Bryan Green 1:06
Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene, this is the Jingle to my Jungle. Chris and Joy, holy best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe, welcome to the first annual, the inaugural... 12 Tage TCB, fühlst du dich nicht privilegiert und speziell?
Krissy Hoadley 1:23
Klingt das nicht wie ein völlig anderer Episode als normal? Ja, es tut. Ich trage meine feste Kleidung, Kristen hat ihre feste... Was ist das, ein Shirt da drüben?
Bryan Green 1:35
Das ist seine feste Shirt mit einem Beutel.

What are the hosts' thoughts on The Bear?

Krissy Hoadley 1:37
I was hoping you were going to wear a bra. A sparkly Christmas bra? Like in the vacation movies. What was her? Beverly D'Angelo would always come out with some festive negligee on. I was hoping you were going to wear a festive negligee. Well, I guess we all lose on this one. We all lose except for Jeff. Jeff's the only winner of this one. The 12 Days of TCB, thank you very much. This will start the first of 12 episodes of the commercial break every single day. Why I agreed to this, I have no fucking clue. But here we are doing it as we all rake ourselves over the coals. Ja, es ist eine der Dinge, wo es eine gute Idee klingt, bis du es machst. Hör auf. There's pressure on inventory in December and we're going to need to get extra bonus episodes out there.
Krissy Hoadley 2:42
And I'm like, sure. And they're like, so can you come up with an idea for a bonus episode or two? And then I come up with the 12 days of TCB. 16 extra episodes. There you go. There's like only two days of December where we're not putting out an episode. I know.
Bryan Green 2:57
It's fantastic.
Christina Archer 3:06
Yes.
Krissy Hoadley 3:07
I was thinking about the 12 days of TCB and I was watching The Bear, which I have started now. Good for you. Hot take, not my favorite show in the world. Years later. Yeah, six years later, Brian starts The Bear. We actually had like a night with nothing. I mean, a night where Astrid and I put the kids to bed and we were both still awake with a little bit of energy left in the tank. Right, which is rare. Yeah, so she says, let's watch a show. Let's get into a show. I'm like, alright, which show? The Bear. Okay, sounds great. I like that idea. Everyone's been talking about it since 2017. Let's get into that show. And here's my hot take. Loved the music. I mean, the music. Yeah, the music's great. This soundtrack to The Bear is fucking fantastic.
Krissy Hoadley 3:53
Anytime Wilco, Pearl Jam and Beastie Boys is in the first episode, you can pretty much be guaranteed that the soundtrack is incredible. But I didn't love the show itself. I liked it. I didn't love it. But, you know, I don't know.
Bryan Green 4:07
Maybe there's been build up for you because everybody's been saying how great it is and it's fantastic. And then now you have these huge expectations.
Krissy Hoadley 4:15
Like a lot of the women in my life.
Bryan Green 4:17
So give it some time.
Krissy Hoadley 4:18
Like a lot of the women in my life. The build-up was huge and then it was such a letdown. I will. I'm going to see it through. I've only gone through two episodes. Can you explain to me why the bear in the cage at the beginning of the show?
Bryan Green 4:34
It's been so long since I watched that first season. I can't even remember the bear in the cage now.
Krissy Hoadley 4:39
It's the very first scene of the very first show. The bear comes out of the cage. And at first I thought, is there some symbolism there for Chicago and the bears and the cubs? And so I thought maybe that's why they call him the bear. But maybe I just haven't gotten to the part where they explain why he's called the bear.

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