12 Days Of TCB: Sexy Santa
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That's why you're on the naughty list. I swear, trust me. Well, that's why you're on the naughty list, because you're being naughty right now. So you're going to be on the naughty list if you keep talking like that. No, because Friday Christmas is not being very nice to me. Because you're being naughty, so you're on the naughty list. No, I'm not. I'm on the good list, actually. You're not, because you hate being good. I am on a good list. If you keep saying that word again and again and again, I'm not on the right list.
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Apparently. Hi, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Ray. This is the Ellen to my Clark. Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. 12 days of TCB day number what the fuck ever. Who cares? Welcome back. We appreciate it. Happy holidays to you and yours, whatever it is you choose to celebrate. We choose to celebrate financial stability. So you get 12 episodes of the commercial break and you get 12 episodes of the commercial break and you get 12 episodes of the commercial break. Thanks for joining us. We appreciate it. Uh, Chrissy, the other day you surprised me with a fact about Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ronaldo.
As they call him, CR7, being the highest paid influencer in all the land. Yes. At $303.23 million per post, per mention. And I thought to myself, you know, we could give ourselves the gift of followers this Christmas season if we could just get somebody. Yeah. like Cristiano Ronaldo to mention us on their Instagram.
There you go. Fantastic idea.
Yes, we would have to do 12 days of TCB for another 120 years to get to $3.2 million by my math. So I thought there's got to be somebody out there, someone that would do this for us. Let me see. Maybe we can't get CR7, but maybe we could get someone in that neighborhood that would be willing and able to give us a mention on their Instagram. Right. You've got to imagine if you pay Cristiano Ronaldo. Here's the thing. I went to TikTok yesterday. And I started looking at videos of CR7. I tried to find his actual TikTok account because I had heard via the Internet, via the Google AI, that he had 423 million followers on TikTok. But it is unbelievably difficult to actually find his real page on TikTok.
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