96.7 The Girth
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What creative idea do Bryan and Krissy propose for making money?
so before you start gossiping about me love scratch your minge sniff your fingers because you have got bigger fish to fry on this episode of the commercial break
When my kid comes to me at 18, 19, 20 years old and says, I'm not going to college, but what I would like to do is take the incredible talents and gifts that God has given me, and I want to go out there and show the world what I can do.
Yeah, monetize it.
I think it would be hard as a parent not to say, you know what? In this situation, I have to agree with you, son. I have thought since the day that you came out of mommy's woohoo that you were a special kind of kid with a big old fucking dick, and you should go out there and make a living doing that.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. It's 30 in the morning! Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the beanie baby of this show, Kristen Joy. Totally best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
How did Bryan get his start in radio?
Thanks for joining us. Another fantastic episode of The Commercial Break on deck for you. I'm not sure when that'll happen, but just stay tuned. It's in the queue. It's somewhere coming up in the future. We got a rather naughty little text message from someone on one of our old phone lines. Remember, we've had 12 phone lines.
Yes, we have.
Yes. And they said, been listening for a while, just waiting for the funny to catch up. And I was like, oh, fuck you. Thanks for listening. Yeah, thanks for listening. That's what I said. I said, thanks for listening. It'll be here soon. Don't you worry about it.
Don't you worry about it.
Leslie Liao, our guest this week. What a brilliant young comic she is. Yes. And I was just doing a little Google search because I like to, you know, internet stalk our guests because having them on the show, I like to follow them around. Just praying that they'll give us that Instagram follow we so desperately need. And Leslie's all over. She's all over. L.A. Times, Dateline, Hollywood Reporter.
She's huge right now.
Sydney Telegraph. She's all over the place. Good for her. Yeah, that story of being a HR manager turned stand-up comic and then doing a special for the company you were working for is actually quite an amazing story.
It really is.
I would like to make some parody between my getting on air at, you know, 94, no, not 94, not in the bowl, 96.7 The Legend.
The Legend.
In the greater southwest Atlanta area.
What insights do they share about the Facebook algorithm?
Country classics.
Country classics. Man, did I love that. I did. What's going on with my microphone? I don't know. I'm so sorry, but it keeps popping in and out. I wonder, it just seems finicky. Maybe it doesn't even like me anymore. Maybe it's also waiting for the funny to show up.
Just stop.
Yeah.
I felt so good about doing those. Like, as soon as they let me in that studio, and Lance, if you remember Lance.
Of course.
Was teaching me how to do the, like, you know, hit the post. Run the boards. Run the boards, hit the post, make it sound professional. I mean, he really did not have to give me much tutoring. And even he said so.
What is the significance of 'people you may know' on social media?
He's like, you're kind of a natural there. And I was like, great. I have a future in talking in and out of classic country songs all over this great country.
Yeah.
Or at least just a tiny little part of the Atlanta area. I'll be in Chattanooga, Tennessee doing the morning show in no time. Watch out!
And then, okay, so here, so this will lead to a story. Ready? Story time with Brian. So... For those of you who haven't heard this story, Chrissy and I worked at a radio conglomerate, like the largest in the country. And that's how we met. We started working there basically around the same time. And the reason why I got the job at the radio station was not because I was particularly enthralled with radio stations or the business side of radio. It was because I thought they were going to somehow put me on air. But when I showed up to this blind interview, I had no idea what I was going in for. I thought I was going to go to be on air.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What creative idea do Bryan and Krissy propose for making money?
0:00–1:01
2
How did Bryan get his start in radio?
1:01–2:31
3
What insights do they share about the Facebook algorithm?
2:31–3:06
4
What is the significance of 'people you may know' on social media?
3:06–4:14
5
What happens during the unboxing segment?
4:14–5:12
6
What humorous idea does Bryan suggest involving a dunk tank?
5:12–6:09
7
How do Bryan and Krissy discuss parenting decisions?
6:09–10:17
8
What is the story behind the Girth Master phenomenon?
10:17–56:50