A Goth Girl Summer of Love
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Maybe in the olden times, we would have been in some sort of travelling freak show. Him being the sideshow, me being the bloke in the top hat getting the money, making sure he's watered, fed. But I take down the curtain and he does his job for a few hours, gets the punters in. But it works. It really works.
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I was into goth girls until I dated goth girls. And then I was no longer into goth girls. You're like, that's okay. I'll pass. No, they were lovely. But one of them bit me and drew blood. And I found that to be kind of disturbing.
I'm sorry. You're just going to say one of them bit me and drew blood and not tell me the entire story? What's wrong with you?
The very first time I ever had sex. You want me to tell this story? I don't know if I've ever told this story.
What unique perspective does Bryan share about the Fourth of July?
I am absolutely desperate to hear.
We'll find out how Brian was deflowered. Let's take a break.
How does Producer Christina react to Bryan's past experiences with goth girls?
I'll tell it. I'll tell the Poppy Cherry story.
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Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is our producer, dear friend of the show, and very temporary co-host, Christina.
Best to you, Christina. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. We had a regularly scheduled guest, but they have ghosted us, so we are just here in the studio dicking around and thought, why not? Let's do it anyway. So thank you for being here, Christina. I really appreciate it on this very rainy day here in Atlanta. I do love a good rainy day there.
Thank you. Lovely, lovely rain.
What unexpected story does Bryan reveal about his first sexual experience?
Good rainy day. You know, I was at the dentist this morning and everybody was complaining about the rain. Oh, the weather sucks. First of all, like, talking about the weather is the lowest form of conversation.
That's why we do it here so much.
I know. We really do. Well, we also have, you know, 30,000 hours to produce every fucking month here. But I... I find the opposite. I say, I like a good chilly, wet day and fall in Atlanta. Because we, you know, first of all, we need the rain. Second of all, there's something about waking up to a rainy day that makes me feel good.
That's so nice.
That's physiological, isn't it? Isn't there like a reason? I don't know. Because it means you're safe. It's like having to do with the negative ions and the positive ions. Sure. Something like that.
I was going psychology. Oh, okay.
There you go. That's it.
Rain outside means I'm safe inside.
Wow. Well, that's one thing, too. Yes, you were in water for the first nine months of your life. So maybe there's something about being encased in rain that makes us feel good. Taking it all back to mom. Look at me. Women and women first. Sigmund Freud. Sigmund Freud. So thanks for joining us. How have you been? How are things? The audience wants to know.
I'm good. I'm chilling. My sister has moved back from Costa Rica, so unfortunately I don't live alone anymore.
Oh, you have your sisters living with you now?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, drama drop. It's good.
It's been fun.
Oh, is it the two ladies in the house competing for, I don't know what you girls compete for. Attention.
We're always starting some drama about nothing.
Do you and your sister fight a lot?
No, not really. Not real fights. Do you bicker?
Bicker, yeah. Okay, there's a lot of bickering that goes on? Yeah. Like one of you is giving the other one a cold shoulder for no reason whatsoever and then you call it out?
Well, we don't do that because I think that that's kind of fucked up.
Well, it is. But that's how I mean, it's kind of fucked up. But if you go into most households in the United States, there's some shithead that's causing trouble for everybody for no reason whatsoever.
No, we are the kind of people who like yell like we get into a fight and we yell at each other and then we both storm off and then we immediately start talking again. And then 15 minutes later, it's not even it's like five minutes. And I'm like, I just sent you a tick tock. Go watch it. Yeah.
Yeah.
Astrid and I can't fight for more than five minutes either.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:46
2
What unique perspective does Bryan share about the Fourth of July?
0:46–0:51
3
How does Producer Christina react to Bryan's past experiences with goth girls?
0:51–1:32
4
What unexpected story does Bryan reveal about his first sexual experience?
1:32–12:57
5
What humorous discussion unfolds about pimple popping?
12:57–26:17
6
What insights do Bryan and Christina share about the royal family?
26:17–29:42
7
How does Christina describe her favorite YouTube ambiance?
29:42–58:33