A Morning Toot N Snoot
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What does Bryan mean by a 'toot n snoot'?
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Maybe it's because I know how miserable working through a drive-thru is. I don't want to subject people to that. Maybe it's because I don't like to sit in that fucking line and be bothered by everybody in front and in back of me. But, I mean, they still would have seen the white powder. But then at least, you know, oh, Brian's having a little quick, you know, toot and snoot before he gets his weekend started. Yeah, a little morning toot and snoot.
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and kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian green this is the damsel certainly not in distress kristen joy holy best to you chrissy best to you brian best to you out there in the podcast universe thanks for joining us i know are you feeling are you feeling convivial i am feeling convivial today thank you for sharing me sharing with me the wonderful world of conviviality now i'm gonna use that word every third word so i can make myself sound important chrissy important I saw like a very distressing ad on Instagram the other day. How long have you had your your mattress for your current mattress?
Oh, we got it during the pandemic. So four years.
OK, so not that long. Not that long. What about your pillows?
No, I change those out pretty regularly. Like once a year. Once a year? Yeah. Once a year? Well, there's some special.
How much are we paying you? Once a year?
Geez. Well, I'm also, I'm never quite satisfied with my pillows.
No, I'm never quite satisfied with mine either.
And then I'll go back to ones, like I don't throw them away necessarily.
You have a pillow closet? I just rotate. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Gotcha. Yeah. Hey, listen, that's a good way to do it. I cannot find, I have one pillow, one pillow. And I've had that pillow for about four years, probably the entirety of the pandemic since we started this. And I think that pillow is pretty darn okay. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's not okay all nights. It's not great most nights, but it does the trick sometimes. And I feel like that's the best it's going to get. And I think that this feels kind of sad for me in my life, like that the best I'm going to get is this pillow that kind of does the trick. I can just never find a pillow that really works.
I know. They're either too hard, too soft. That's it. I mean, basically, too hard, too soft.
I like a heavy, soft pillow, but I don't want my neck to be too cricked.
Well, that's the thing.
How often should you change your pillows?
You need the neck support or you will wake up with a crick in your neck.
Is that the correct terminology? A crick in your neck?
Yes.
I don't know. Who came up with that? What is a crick and why is it in your neck? I know what a crick is on Mountain Monsters. That's a small body of water flowing north to south. But I don't know what a crick in your neck is. But I've never known. But I'll tell you what, when I go to the chiropractor, he gets that crick right out of my neck. Yeah, they do.
I hear it. Oh, yeah. The neck pop at the chiropractor. I love it. Oh, me too.
Oh, it's the best thing in the world. It's sweet relief. It's just sweet relief. It's like I live for the neck crack because I can't do it on my own. A lot of the back stuff I can figure out how to do on my own. And I'm a back cracker, man. I'm always twisting my back. It's always some kind of fucked up. And so I've learned a lot of exercises and stretches.
Yeah, foam roller is good for that too.
to get into those deep spots. But that neck one, I used to be able to pop my neck, like just pull it and pop it. And I loved it because if I was feeling a little out of whack, I could pop it and then it felt much better. But I lost that ability. I don't know what happened to my neck or something. Maybe it's because I'm going to a chiropractor and it's not so fucked up anymore. I don't know. Anyway, I saw an ad for a something. I'm not going to mention the name here.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What does Bryan mean by a 'toot n snoot'?
0:00–2:41
2
How often should you change your pillows?
2:41–9:52
3
What are the effects of dust mites on your sleep?
9:52–10:51
4
What is 'hangxiety' and how does it affect you?
10:51–56:36
5
How does Bryan's experience with acne shape his humor?
56:36–57:32