A Sgrundle Taste Test
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Look, I may not be as smart as my female coworkers, but I had a much louder voice than them and a significantly less amount of shame. So that's very helpful in a meeting when they make a really good point. No one else has heard it yet. And I can just sort of repeat that point, but much louder and take full credit. Follow for more tips on how to succeed in corporate America.
On this episode of the commercial break. We're going to get me, Jeff, Astrid, and Chrissy all bending over. And you're going to have a blindfold on. And you're going to have to smell our scrundle sacks and tell who's using Lumi and who's not. That is putting the rubber to the road. I'm going to tell Jeff to use it during the festival weekend. Oh, yeah. He probably has swamp ass. Taste test it. You'll taste test it? Jeez. I didn't mean to say taste.
Wow.
Chrissy's on fire.
Look at that.
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Commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my co-host, Kristen Joy Hoadley.
Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. We appreciate it. Have you ever been stopped at an airport for extra additional screening or anything like that? I'm trying to think if I have. Maybe just like my bag has because... You had a bomb in it? Right. And that was a flag. They flagged it. They swiped that thing down. Every time we went through security with baby formula, we would have to go through extra security. It was ridiculous. We'd have to get that swipey thing. What are they swiping for anyway? I don't know. They put it on the gloves and everything. Nitroglycerin or something. I don't know. Biochemicals. Some shit like that.
Yeah, and it's always been like my full-size expensive shampoo that then I now have to throw away. I know. I've thrown so much shit away at the airport. So much shit away. When I was a smoker, remember they take your lighters and they throw them away? That was the worst of the worst. Because then, when you could smoke in an airport, you would be like, everyone would be using one lighter. There'd be 30 people in a smoking room and one person would have managed to snuck in. I know, they don't have them anymore. Now they're dog pissing rooms. They are. They put AstroTurf down. I think in San Francisco it might be like a yoga room.
Oh.
God damn. Taking all our fun away. Now, I'm not promoting smoking. I think it's terrible and you shouldn't do it. And I did it for many years and I wish I... I don't want to take that back. I do miss smoking sometimes. I really do. Do you miss smoking sometimes? No. You never miss smoking? No. In fact, I was passing somebody on a walk the other day and they were smoking. It was a construction worker and I was like, oh. Oh, that's what gets me. That's when I miss it the most is when I walk by somebody who's smoking a cigarette.
What humorous experiences do the hosts share about airport security?
God damn. God damn. Once a year, I think I do smoke a cigarette. Yeah, I do. At some kind of party or something. I do. I get a pass. And remind myself why I don't like it. You know where I get a pass? I get a pass at conferences. That's where I get a pass. That's where I smoke my one cigarette a year. But by the time I get halfway through the cigarette, I'm like, fuck this. This is gross. I don't want that anymore. And then goddamn, when someone offers me a cigar, I'm like, whoa, tobacco overload. I like smoking a cigar every once in a while, but I just find that I don't know how to do it. No. It's just kind of a cool thing. We were at this. I've been to a couple of those cigar bars and yeah, I remember inhaling them and then just, yeah, you're not supposed to inhale.
Didn't you and I go to like a speakeasy once here in Atlanta, like a secret cigar bar where all you would do is drink and then feel more nauseous because of all the cigar smoke in there? Yes. Oh, it was the worst. I used to tell people when I was running bars, I'd be like, don't smoke cigars in here. Please don't do it. Take it outside. It is a very pronounced smell. Yeah, it is. We went to a cigar bar. Two stories about cigars.
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