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A Tantra Master!

Fri, 16 May 2025

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EP #749: Bryan & Krissy take sex related "Ask TCB" and, us usual, give terrible advice. But at least the listener can take comfort in the knowledge that Bryan went to a tantra seminar...two times! TCBits Music: WSHIT Late Night Love Show Spins "Cuck Cuck Crush On You" Watch EP #749 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of 'A Tantra Master!' episode?

3315.76 - 3340.047 Unknown Speaker

Sex in a hot tub, okay? Now, the hot tub has got chlorine in it, hasn't it? Absolutely. Got chlorine in it. I know that. And so you're having sex under the water. Right. You're thrusting penis in vagina. You are forcing water into her vagina. Oh, okay. Ooh, that's right. It's got chlorine in it. You wonder why her vagina gets sore, raw, red, irritated?

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3342.209 - 3357.703 Unknown Speaker

And then they're worried that there's a possibility that the water will go up through her cervix, through her uterus, and into her fallopian tubes, and then drip into her abdomen.

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3358.403 - 3358.523 Bryan Green

Oh.

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3358.884 - 3360.405 Unknown Speaker

And there is some kind of guy.

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3360.425 - 3363.788 Bryan Green

Oh, yeah. He's like, ooh, I didn't call for that kind of advice.

3363.808 - 3364.588 Unknown Speaker

Say yes or no.

3364.748 - 3370.093 Bryan Green

Okay. I can think of another reason, too. It's just not a great lubricant. It's not. Water is not a good lubricant.

3370.113 - 3373.195 Unknown Speaker

I'm concerned that that might cause endometriosis.

Chapter 2: What is the story behind the Menendez brothers and their resentencing?

3373.575 - 3387.338 Unknown Speaker

I just called to ask, when my girlfriend and I have sex, either with a dildo or with her fingers, when I'm getting ready to have an orgasm, I often have vaginal farts or queefs.

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3387.579 - 3387.679 Unknown Speaker

Yeah.

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3387.739 - 3392.226 Unknown Speaker

I'm wondering, is there any way to stop doing that?

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3392.246 - 3393.788 Krissy Hoadley

No. Why? Yeah.

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3396.403 - 3418.358 Bryan Green

It's air. She is the best. Yeah. This is the best. Where else? It's certainly not here on the commercial break because I giggled. Where else could you get a straight faced answer to a question like this? But this girl is concerned. She says, I'm making noises down there. It's uncomfortable. Is it part of the situation? And can I help it? And Sue says, no. Why would you want to?

3418.658 - 3423.642 Bryan Green

Like I said, it's messy and smelly and weird and loud and whatever. Yeah.

3424.002 - 3431.004 Unknown Speaker

Vaginal farts are wonderful things. I need that as a clip.

3431.244 - 3437.647 Bryan Green

I need that as a clip, an audio clip. That's awesome. Good for you, Sue.

3438.287 - 3442.468 Unknown Speaker

It's something we can do. Guys can't do it. And ours don't stink.

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