Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
It doesn't know any better. It's just having some fun. It's just doing what it does. It's going to start telling people what to do, and those things inevitably are going to be bad. Because why?
Because the AI is learning based on the Internet, and the Internet is a trash dump of humanity. That's it. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
Chapter 2: What drama surrounds Brianna Chickenfry and Zach Bryan?
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Brianna to my Zach. Kristen Joy Oatley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Drama drop.
This is going to be like a week old at this point. But this is insane.
Chapter 3: How does Zach Bryan's behavior raise red flags?
There's like this one woman on Instagram. I don't know how she fell on my feed. Because my feed, because my algorithm is a national treasure, quite frankly, on Instagram.
I do love it.
It is incredible. And I do love it. And it's a work of art. It really is. Who knew so long ago when Alfie created my Instagram that it would be a national treasure of girls in bikinis, nipples, and drama drops everywhere. So the new drama drop is this. Brianna Chicken Fry goes to the UFC event this past weekend, which will be two weekends ago, the same weekend as the Tyson fight. Okay.
Goes to the UFC event because, you know, she worked for Barstool Sports, so it makes sense that she's going to be there. Well, Zach Bryan also happens to be there, too. Ooh. But the camera inside of the building, you know, the kiss cam or whatever, does not show Zach Bryan, but it does show Brianna Chicken Fry, Paglia or whatever her name is.
So Zach Bryan calls his management to call the management of one of the guys fighting and pays the guy that's fighting to say his name when they're doing the end of the fight interview. This is insane behavior. And now I am sure that Zach Bryan is full-blown red flag. No woman should ever be with him ever. Ever. He needs therapy, this guy. Yeah. What?
Just because she was on camera and he wasn't?
That's right. Because he wanted her to know, I'm assuming, I'm getting in his head a little bit, that he was there with his new beau. And so he couldn't let the attention be on Chicken Fry. He had to swing it his direction by paying a fighter after a fight to say his name.
Like just to say his name, just Zach Ryan.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of AI Jesus in today's society?
Yes, Zach Ryan.
This is mid-fight. That's correct. Because, you know, like if you're UFC, if you're Conor McGregor, you have $100 million in the bank. They'll pay you big dollars to do those big marquee fights if you're really good at this. But if you're not, you're probably making $150,000 to fight and maybe you fight twice a year in a big fight. It's not like, you know, it's like anything in life.
You have to work your way up the chain and not everybody is going to be a superstar. This fighter is not. a superstar, I think. I mean, I don't keep up with UFC, but my assumption is he's not. He's on this podcast a couple days later, and the hosts go, okay, so what's the deal with you and Zach? You guys good friends? And he goes, I don't even know the guy.
My management just pulled me aside and said, save Zach Bryan's name. You can hear in the interview that he doesn't even know who he's talking about. He's like, Brian, Zach Bryan, I think Brian, Zach Bryan, hey, shout out to Zach Bryan. It is such an act of desperation.
to get publicity, you are calling your management to call his management during the fight to get your name shouted out afterwards. That is such a boner move. Absolutely. That's so weird. It is so fucking strange.
And I can't believe that I'm not seeing any of this on any of my news sites.
Your algorithm is the opposite of my algorithm.
I mean, I'm seeing nothing.
It is all inspirational quotes. And friends that have no followers.
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Chapter 5: How is AI impacting traditional roles like confession?
I just want to be in the know. I'm like thirsty for that information. You are the opposite. You are full up. You're like, I don't care.
I mean, I get tons of newsletters that have plenty of bad things about it.
You just don't want to dig into it.
Well, I, No, but I mean, I've literally seen nothing about this whole situation.
Well, I mean, it's not going to be in a newsletter.
I check in on TMZ. I check in on Page Six.
Well, it's all over TMZ. I don't know how you missed it.
It's all over TMZ. Well, I did just look at that quickly.
I'll go there. I'll go there. And then next, new page.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of living with parents in your 30s?
Yeah. Yeah. He is not like Scott Disick. He's not like a reality show. He can't.
afford to be a heel so if I'm his management I am really knocking that guy upside the head with a hot iron and I'm going to be like hey you fuck nut you are crushing all of our paychecks because you just can't shut up about chicken fry write a letter of apology I might have done some bad things it was a consensual relationship and I'm sorry Brianna if I ever you know caused you any distress and I'm getting therapy and I'm moving on and then actually get therapy and then actually move on that's it that's all you have to do
I mean, this guy's getting canceled. I think he's going to get canceled. I think that if he hasn't already gotten canceled, he's going to get canceled because he's not some super megastar. I mean, he's had a couple hits, but his career is going to be very short-lived if he keeps on acting like this. People are going to go, that's just a crazy guy.
Yeah, it's very douché.
It's very douché. Thank you, Tarjay Douché. Speaking of douché, as we're recording this, and just understand, we're recording a couple days ahead of time because we have so many episodes to put out during the holiday season, and there are also the actual holidays that we don't want to work on, that I was reading about Trump and Musk showing up to watch Musk's big dick rocket video. shoot off.
Did you see that? To watch Musk jizz when his rocket blows up. Now, great that the rocket launch, I think it's wonderful what Elon Musk is doing for space. I really do. I can't take that away from him. I don't care for the Starlink thing because I think it's really cluttering up space, like one of the places we probably need to keep clean in case we need to head out of here someday.
But that's a whole different animal. Let's put that aside. I think SpaceX is doing really good things. for space because we do need to be exploring out there in the universe.
I do too, yeah.
I don't want to be the one exploring.
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Chapter 7: What trends are emerging in reality TV?
Bring back the results, and I want to see the pictures, right?
Was this a manned spaceship?
No. Okay. No, this is the largest rocket ever built, and they are testing it to go to space, and then there will be a manned capsule on top of it. So they were testing the rocket, and then they were testing the capsules to see if it could decouple from the rocket. Mm-hmm. before they put people in it. It's the largest rocket that's ever been built.
And then it's supposed to come down and those fucking chopsticks are supposed to grab it. You know, have you seen this?
Oh, right. I did see that.
Chopsticks are supposed to grab it, which is amazing technology, quite frankly. But let's remember, Elon Musk wasn't the one who came up with any, you know what I'm saying? Like he may be the CEO of the company, but he literally bought another rocket company with a bunch of really smart people and they continued to do their work because Elon is really good at raising money.
That's what he's really good at. conning people into giving him money for for his crazy ideas half of which don't work but i guess that's the life of a ceo i'm not you know i i know because all my ideas haven't worked like i know because i've bankrupted every one of my companies there you go So anyway, but that's not the point.
The point is that Trump shows up in a Tesla truck or whatever with his son and Don Jr.
Those things are so crazy to see.
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Chapter 8: How are cable stations evolving in the digital age?
I actually like Donald better than much better than I like Donald Jr. Because Donald Jr. is just he is so incredibly unintelligent. And he speaks in this voice that just got to drive everybody crazy. You know that he was the shitty child that no one in the family really liked. But dad, it's he's dad's son. You know what I'm saying?
Like he has the first one.
Yeah, he's the first one. And he's got a dad loves him and all that other stuff. So it's obvious this is like he is the definition of white, rich privilege. There is no doubt about it in my mind. But but let's put all of that aside for a second. And this is a very serious topic, but it's going to be funny because it's just as funny to me. I.
it is no secret if you have listened to any, if you listen to three episodes of the commercial break in a row, then you know that Brian is no stranger to narcotics, all different forms and fashions. And I don't make, I don't shy away from talking about it because it's an important part of my life story. It's an important part of who I am and I'm over it. I got over it. I went through it.
I didn't have to go to rehab. I didn't go to, you know, thousands of meetings. Some people have to, and that's okay. I just happened to get knocked over the head one morning and decided that's it. I'm done. Like I don't,
need this anymore they had kids yeah and a few too many panic attacks well even long before the kids actually the drugs went but the alcohol right when the kids came then it was like okay no more alcohol either um but so i don't want to make light of drug addiction but i think that drugs in moderation you can get through it you don't have to go crazy you can do some drugs here and there and have a good time experiment experiment not me i take it to the degree but other people can't
I will tell you that it takes a cokehead to know a cokehead. And I have never in my life been more sure about someone doing cocaine on a consistent basis than I have been about Donald Trump Jr. And I've known some straight up dope fucking fiends. You know what I'm saying? Some crack heads. And this guy is, in my opinion... is using cocaine on a very frequent basis.
He's constantly being caught with rocks in his nose. He's always licking his lips and doing his gum thing. His jaw is moving a million miles per hour. He's snorting. He's sniffing. He is so apparently doing cocaine and not like most of us would do cocaine. Wait until the
fucking facetime camera is off and then go into your bedroom or your bathroom do a couple bumps listen to some music drink a beer and go to sleep this guy is doing it all the time and it is now there is a video going around widely distributed being reported on by you know usually these kind of things are reported by like not mainstream media right it's like some dude on twitter is
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