Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
You've gone insane! I resisted at first, but now the rhythms of the forest flow through me. On this episode of the Commercial Break... You remember there was a time back in the late 80s, early 90s, when you literally had to take like the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness, presidential physical fitness test. And Arnold would have that, they'd play that little video for you.
I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger. Get off your lazy asses. Stop eating so many Donny Nuts Cheerios. Do some push-ups. You're just a lazy baby.
Chapter 2: What are Bryan and Krissy's thoughts on Joe Rogan's podcasting style?
Here, look at me. I'm doing some steroids. I pass them out to my children. You want to do cocaine and have lots of rough sex? I like you. Thank you. Goodbye. Good night. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene, and this is the president of Podcast Matriarchy, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe, including Joe Rogan, who just re-signed his Spotify agreement. I did see that. Listen. Not always a fan of Joe Rogan's. Right. I do have to say that he's got a very interesting show, wide-ranging topics. He often has experts and scientists and then just people who bloviate and bullshit.
Chapter 3: How does the word 'circumstellar' relate to the episode's theme?
And so I don't always agree with Joe's choice of lines of thinking or his guests. But you do have to say that he's got a very interesting podcast. He's got 159 million listeners a month.
Oh, wow.
Which is one million, one hundred, whatever. It's... A lot. One hundred fifty nine million more than we do. Yes, that's right. He is he is undoubtedly the king of podcasting. He is the president of podcasting. He has been for a very long time. No one's it doesn't seem anyone's going to take him down. I think even Conan is like far behind that. Maybe 20, 30 million downloads. I don't know.
A month. But he's resigned an agreement with Spotify. But this time the difference is, is that now you'll be able to get Joe anywhere.
I saw that, too. Yes.
I thought that was a dumb idea in the first place. And so I'm glad that they now have decided just to open it up. The whole point of podcasting is that you can get it. It's like agnostic. It's technology agnostic. You get it from anywhere you want to.
And any podcast player that chooses to can pick up your RSS feed and make a buck off you as long as, you know, they air your commercials and all that other good stuff. Right. I'm sure Joe's getting paid a bucket load of money.
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Chapter 4: Why are we not returning to the moon?
According to Spotify themselves, listenership has grown by 20 plus percent. Ad revenue has grown by 45 percent since they brought Joe on to the platform.
So like in general or just on on their podcast part or on the podcast?
part. They didn't give specifics about Joe's, but it's like SiriusXM and Howard Stern. Howard is leading the charge. It's the reason that SiriusXM even exists is Howard Stern. The reason Spotify's podcasting platform is even discussed is because they managed to wrangle Joe and get him into a contract.
I remember seeing him at a stand-up his standup show. Oh, you did years ago. Yeah. Rachel, Rachel and I went to see Joe.
And what'd you think?
It was funny. Yeah. I mean, at the time I just had remembered him from what, what was the show that he hosted? News radio. Oh no. Fear factor.
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Chapter 5: What are the latest updates on the Grammys?
Fear factor. Yeah. Yeah. So I remembered him from that. And then he got into standup and I thought it was pretty funny.
Yeah.
I definitely didn't watch the UFC part.
That's too little, too bloody for you.
Yeah. So we went to go see him and his stand-up show and it was really funny. And then all of a sudden he turned that into a major show.
He was just like talking shit like we do for hours on end. And he's on episode number 2,600 and whatever. So, you know, and he does such a long podcast. That's the thing is, I think I'd also have to get high and drunk if I was to do three or four hours with a stranger and just talk shit. But if I was doing the dibbity dabs or smoking a little weed, I think I could get like,
I'm not claiming to be as good at this as Joe is. He's got his reps in. He's been doing this for a long time. He's used to having a stranger sit across from him and then just kind of going on and on and on.
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Chapter 6: How does Vince McMahon's management style impact WWE wrestlers?
But if I was high, I think I could ask some interesting questions. I'm sure of it, actually. I'm just too afraid to go on here high because I already think the show is dumb enough as it is. And I think I'd have to get used to being in that frame of mind. You know what I'm saying? And what could we, you and I, really talk about
You know, we could pontificate about aliens for hours and hours and hours, but there would be no science behind it, no experts, no facts. It's just like the show is now. Why don't we cut the bullshit down to an hour, an hour and 20 minutes, and that way you guys don't have to sit around and listen to me bloviate for hours on end. But best to you, Joe Rogan. Best to you. For...
No matter whether you agree with Joe or you don't agree with Joe, if you're a podcaster, you do have to say that Joe has brought a lot of needed attention to the space and probably a lot of revenue also. Respect.
Respect, mom. Respect.
You got to respect the king.
Respect, mom.
Respect the king. And then the queen, call her daddy, who also then just, I think just either she re-upped and they made her show available everywhere or they just made her show available everywhere.
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Chapter 7: What is Bryan's villain origin story?
Okay. So there you go. That's a little podcast inside business. Now that you've fallen asleep or turned off the show, let's get to the word of the day.
Oh, word of the day.
Word of the day.
I just really like this word. Okay. It's not too hard for you to guess what it is.
Probably already know it.
Circumstellar.
Circumstellar. Yes. Oh, I know what that is.
Word of the day.
That's when you like travel in a planet, interplanetary travel to get a vasectomy. Am I right about that? You're a little off.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of OnlyFans for parents in a Christian school?
Oh, surrounds or revolves around a star.
Yeah, so you have a lot of people, I'm sure, that circumstellar you.
Me, yes.
Exactly.
People just, they can't get enough of me, apparently. Actually, they can't get enough of you. They deal with me.
according to all the comments out there so in astronomy the area around a star that can support liquid and therefore life is called the circumstellar habitable zone oh very interesting i'm so fat i'm like in a space mode i'm watching a lot of documentaries about space yeah i've always loved space like how the universe work put me in any city that has a planetarium and i will be there
every city has a planetarium no they don't not where which city have you been i mean not to like the tiny tiny cities not like you know schaumburg fucking wisconsin or whatever right but even chattanooga tennessee has a planetarium so planetarium a planet you never seen the south park episode okay kids we're going to the planetarium
No, I do love South Park.
That was a pretty good teacher impression of South Park. I haven't seen an episode of South Park in five years.
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