Chapter 1: What is Bryan's experience with Memojis?
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I thought all those gambling companies were flush with cash. Aren't they? I guess not, if they can't make their payments. I mean, and you would think with the media rights to all of the... Here's the thing, is that when I was watching sport, when I was watching the Braves on the Fan Duels Network, or what was called Bally Sports.
Yeah, Bally Sports, that's right.
which I think Bally's owns FanDuel, I guess. I don't know. Who fucking knows? Owl.
Yeah, the emoji.
I don't know.
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Chapter 2: How do gambling companies manage their finances?
Owl. I have my own emoji. Like, Apple made me an emoji with, you know, with a bald head and a big, little owl. And whenever I press that particular emoji, instead of being a small emoji in the middle of a sentence, it just automatically sends it as one huge emoji with me going, owl. I look like a fucking asshole.
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2.30 in the morning! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast and streaming audience. Thanks for joining us. We just got done with a lovely conversation with the brand-new host of the CW smash game show sensation Scrabble. The one and only, none other than Craig fucking Ferguson. Personal hero of mine. And I don't say that lately. There was no other television show like the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
It was really good.
In history. It would go down as the best. Ever.
Ever, ever, ever. As my son would say. Ever, ever, ever, ever. Craig was just as funny and witty and charming and as intelligent. He's a Scottish guy, so he can say anything. Good looking. Yeah, he can say fuck you and it would sound nice. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's good looking. He's fucking handsome. That dude is handsome.
I loved his hair.
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Chapter 3: What happened during Bryan's recent party experience?
No, but now I will. I actually pressedāI got Scrabble on record now, so I'm going to watch Craig on the CW. But I don't know where I'm going to watch my Braves. Did you hear about all this?
Oh, God, there's always something.
What the fuck, bro? Braves. The Braves is one of the most valuable sports franchises ever. When they get sold, it will be for billions with a B of dollars. I don't think I'm venturing a guess there. I think that's true. Their media...
empire is unmatched the cubs and the braves and the reason why is because tbs and wgn they used to carry those games nationally uh so a lot of people who didn't have a professional baseball team that they could access on their local television stations would watch through tbs and wgn that's why the cubs and the braves are two of the most popular baseball teams ever uh
And the Braves, along with nine other teams, have now separated with FanDuel's network, the FanDuel network owned by Main Street Sports, because Main Street Sports was not paying them their royalties. They missed some royalty payments. And so now it looks like the channel is going to go under. But I will have to say this is good news for the everyday fan.
And the talk is that the Braves are now in conversations with Apple and Amazon to put their games on streaming on Apple or Amazon.
Yeah, every year I have this whole conversation with Jeff about because he has to order some special package to be able to watch the Braves. And I'm like, it's like $100 more.
That's it. I know. We did the same thing. We bought the FanDuel package just so we could watch the Braves. And it is a load of horseshit. Now, you have to get Amazon or Apple, I'm sure, to watch the Braves now. It's not going to be 100% free. But nine other local teams are dealing with the same thing because of this whole deal with FanDuel.
But last year, the last two years, it has been awful confusing to figure out exactly where we watch the Braves. And like we were talking to Craig about, game shows and sports are the two things that we can watch as a family that everybody understands or at least, you know, pretends they understand. Right. Playoffs. Playoffs. I don't really understand.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest developments with the Braves and FanDuel?
And that's weird because when you're Venezuelan, you know, every other Venezuelan, but we didn't know these Venezuelans, but I was talking to them. This looks very familiar to them. What's going on here in the United States looks very familiar to them. So mind your P's and Q's, kids, because, you know, fascism coming right to your front door. Authoritarianism.
Anyway, that's not what I want to talk about. What I wanted to talk about was Chappelle Rohn's tits. I mean, what else? What else? It's the biggest news of the day. Chappelle Rohn showed up to the Grammys, a lot of nearly nude, nude see-through dresses on the red carpet.
It's all the rage. Tits are all the rage. Those were prosthetics.
I saw that. I zoomed in.
And it was taken from like, I guess, a look from the runway. Mugler, I think, was the designer from 1998. I did see that, yeah.
I saw that. But that was like the real deal. That was the real deal. Those were real tits. Yeah, those were real tits. But what she did was she put prosthetic nipples on, and then they covered them really well. So it looked essentially like she had a breast without a nipple, and then nipple rings were holding up her garment, which was extraordinarily interesting. I loved the look, actually.
I thought it was really cool. And not your thing?
Eh.
I mean, listen, you got to have Chappelle Rohn's tits to do that, right? Not everyone's going to fit the mold.
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Chapter 5: Why are the Grammys perceived as boring this year?
You go way back to the fifties and sixties and seventies and, you know, boobs are part of the, it's, it's an accessory in some ways.
I guess what I'm saying is I don't know if a nude, like now what, Chappelle Rowan was wearing was fashion, but just the nude dresses, I don't know that that's fashion.
I don't know either. I'm having a hard time. I like it because I like to look at it, but I don't know that it looks good. Beautiful bodies. Yeah, but I don't know that it looks good. I don't know. Might as well just show up with nothing on, right? You're putting on a piece of sheer lace, whatever. Anyway, that's the Grammys. That's what they do.
The Grammys were wow. Grammys are just like... This year.
I hate it because the Grammys are... When I was a teenager... I know. It was big. 11 to 28, 29. Because I desperately wanted to be a musician of note. Yeah. The Grammy is what I wanted. The Grammy is what I dreamed of. The grant, showing up at the grant, playing at the Grammys.
Well, there used to be playing at the Grammy.
Hanging my pants from two dick rings, like nut rings.
Yes.
goals prosthetics goals goals kids hashtag goals but that and I loved watching the Grammys and the MTV video music awards the VMAs those two things to me were like that's the Mount Everest of award shows and I could give a shit about anything else now I'd much rather watch the Golden Globes than the Grammys Part of it is I'm not listening to a lot of the music that is that great.
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Chapter 6: What was the controversy surrounding Chappelle Rohn at the Grammys?
Hi. I think we should really not be that upset about Bad Fucking Bunny. Wow. He's a good artist. He's going to do a great job. And if it's not your thing, that's cool. Turn it off. And if you feel like flipping on Kid Rock, he'll be on the WB. Yeah. Wherever that is on the WB. All right. Let's take our first break. Don't worry. You didn't miss much. You never do. So let's take our first break.
And then when we get back, I'll tell you about my weekend. I had a very interesting weekend here at the Green Household and out and about. I actually left my house. You did. It's during Snowmageddon. Two weekends in a row, hoping for a little bit of fucking fuzzy activity so that my kids could go outside and have some fun in the snow.
It was too windy for the snow to stick.
It didn't. It just dried out right away. It just swirled. Well, it looked like a snowstorm for about three hours. But then it was so windy and that wind was so dry that it just sucked up all the moisture. So as soon as it hit the ground, it just went away. I think we had snow on the ground for about three hours.
Okay, well, I got to find my commercials here. That's always a problem. Let's do that.
All right, let's find the commercials. When we return, more fun and shenanigans from Chrissy and I here on The Commercial Break. WB. WB. Kid Rock coming up next on The WB. Kid Rock just bought the WB. So he had a station to put his show. All right, we'll be back.
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Just a guy who rants. Not funny at all. The co-host is asleep. She's pretty dull. Why people like the show? Why are they on the charts? What's the fuck are you talking about? I should've always stood the test. TCB is terrible. This show is fucking bad. I'd like to punch Brian's mouth. This podcast is... Is this what we think? It's funny now How do I turn it off?
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