Big Corporate Baby Oil
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What is Big Baby Oil's conspiracy with P. Diddy?
Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Saugnäpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt. Aber das ist das Ding mit Tinder. Es führt dich an Orte, die du nie erwartet hättest. Wohin es dich auch führt. It starts with a swipe. Tinder. Ich fühle mich ziemlich... ...verrückt im Inneren, aber... ...ich genieße mich, weil... ...ich habe neue Freunde... ...und ähm... ...es ist ziemlich strikt... ...aber ich denke, ich werde in Ordnung sein.
Auf dieser Folge von The Commercial Break... Nun, es geht alles wieder zurück zu P. Diddy.
Es kommt alles wieder zurück zu P. Diddy. Es kommt alles wieder zurück zu Baby Oil. This is a conspiracy by Big Oil, Baby Oil. Big Corporate Baby Oil. Big Corporate Baby Oil wants us to believe that P. Diddy was the reason Baby Oil was sold out during the pandemic. But no, no, don't you believe it for a second. Big Baby Oil knows different.
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What are the strangest foods discussed?
Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
You're the shrimp paste on my mango. What else can I say? There you go, Chrissy and I doing hard research here at the commercial break. We learned a new delicacy. Yes, we learned a new delicacy. Shrimp paste and mango. Mango, mango, mango. Which sounds like... It tastes like puke in my mouth. That's what it sounds like. But hey, who am I to judge? There are different cultures and different foods for everybody. What's this? I think we've asked this before, but what is the strangest food you think you've ever put in your mouth?
Yeah, I don't know. I can't remember. I mean, I've eaten... Like, probably it would be maybe related to the sushi world.
Yeah. For me, it's got to be live baby octopus or beef heart. One of the two.
And I haven't had either one of those. Oh!
I went to a beautiful restaurant near Berkeley in San Francisco. We were just kind of traveling around the campus area over there in that retail district, going in and out of record stores. I mean, they do have some really fantastic places, little out-of-the-way places there. And we... Wir sind in einem schwarzen, schwarzen Wohnzimmer. Und es war ein Restaurant, der nicht größer als dieser Raum war. Und ich bin gar nicht verrückt. Es gab zwölf, 13, vielleicht 15 Sitzungen. Oder ein Bad, ein kleines Geheimnis. I know. Two top tables, like four of them, and then like bar chairs around. And they had a window, but it went nowhere. It's just like a window to a brick wall. And it looked authentically Japanese because it was authentically Japanese. So Japanese that no one there spoke English. At least not to us they didn't, right? And the menu was in Japanese. And I'm not even sure that they had a, like... I'm not even sure the health department had ever visited. But I mean, it looked clean enough. It looked wonderful.
And so at the time, you know, I was up for a challenge. I said, all right, let's eat here. The lady that I was with, the young lady that I was with, loved sushi. That was her thing. And so I was like, okay, let's do an authentic experience. So we get this menu. It's all in Japanese. I have no fucking clue. There's some pictures, but none of it looks like stuff I would eat, right? And so I asked the waiter in English, because I know no Japanese, give us what the chef would give us. Give us the chef's thing.
Ah, you have the chef's tasting.
How did Bryan's Accutane journey impact him?
And eventually, after like some hand gestures and drawing pictures with a pencil, I think he figured out... Food in mouth. Yeah, food in mouth. Chef, you know, chop, chop. Chop, chop, yeah. Dumb American, need worse food you have. Für den meisten Preis. Ja. Mit Eis drauf. Und dann gibt es, ich weiß nicht, wie man es beschreiben kann. Weißt du, wie es manchmal ist, wenn du Escargot isst?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is Big Baby Oil's conspiracy with P. Diddy?
0:02–1:32
2
What are the strangest foods discussed?
1:32–4:07
3
How did Bryan's Accutane journey impact him?
4:07–5:13
4
What happened with Jamie Foxx and Diddy?
5:13–6:49
5
What are the hosts' thoughts on skin cancer?
6:49–9:49
6
What are the best and worst food experiences shared?
9:49–1:03:17