Bryan's Squirrel Saga
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now. And, God, I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Your department's just you, right?
Yes, Jim, but I am not easy to manage. On this episode of The Commercial Break...
blue is gnawing on my toddler's leg and i'm like but the squirrel happy days are here again the squirrel didn't die it's not the end hey buddy me and peaches peaches is my new best friend what what did you say someone's licking the electric socket fear not peaches is fine the next episode of the commercial break starts now Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the Helene to my Ivan. Kristen Joy Oatley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. How do you say it? Helene or Helene? Helene. Helene. It doesn't look like it's said like that. But, you know, what do I know? I'm not a hurricane expert.
How does Bryan handle the unexpected squirrel incident?
Yes. As you're hearing this, we are bunkered down. We have the generators on. Yes, we have the hurricane shutters out. The generator is on. Because every once in a while, a hurricane comes to Atlanta.
Yeah.
It's 468 miles inland. And we have a hurricane coming to us. Yeah. Thanks, global warming. Thanks for all you do.
Yeah, it's like the largest one in a century.
Yeah. I remember the one that came to Miami. I think it was Ivan. Maybe it was Ivan. I don't know. The one that came through Miami a couple years back. Maybe it was like eight years back, six years back, something like that. And it also came through in Atlanta. Irma? Was it Irma?
I don't know. Who fucking knows?
But we had a bunch of people come from Miami. All the Venezuelans came from Miami to stay with us because it was looking like it was going to be disastrous down there. Well, it wasn't disastrous down here. There.
What challenges does Bryan face while trying to save the squirrel?
But here, there was like... for hours. 60, 50 mile per hour winds. The house sounded scary. It was scary. And that's not even a real hurricane. That's just like a... That's like a tropical storm. It's a universal fart. That's right. So here comes the hurricane. And I don't know. We'll just figure out what happens, I guess. Yeah. But Gustavo came in today.
Gustavo! And you told me you were picking him up. I started singing that in my head. I know.
It's my favorite. The international man of mystery, Gustavo. Now living here in the United States. And we're all very happy. Or at least temporarily. He's here to go to school. He's getting his master's degree. Such a smart young man.
That's right. That's right.
Yeah. I tell my kids, follow in Gustavo's footsteps. This podcasting shit ain't working out. He's an engineer. See that guy?
I know. See that guy?
Your tall uncle. See your uncle? He's handsome. He's smart. He's strong. Boner probably works. Follow in his footsteps. Anyway, a lot of excitement here around the house. Also want to say that thank you to the many people who have now texted in wishing me well on my health journey and a few that didn't wish me so well, but that's okay. We'll take it as it comes. No, everybody to a last has just been wonderful and understanding about the shows. I believe that the venues have now offered refunds to everybody. They did. Okay. And so if you haven't gotten that email yet, I'm sure you will shortly. If you have any problems, reach out to the venue. If you can't reach the venue and you have like a crazy problem, then you can always text us and I'll do what I can.
Chrissy and I are working hard to reschedule those shows in 2025, early 2025. So stay tuned. As soon as we sign those contracts, we'll let people know we're not going to say anything until we sign the contracts we learned our lesson last time um and then we may add it we may tag a few more shows onto the florida shows also so stay tuned lots of exciting stuff we're going to do it just let me go and get my neck cut wide open and then i'll be back i told the doctor he's together my back fuse together And then we'll go from there. I was talking with someone. I can't remember which one it was. Sean Morris, maybe. I can't remember. I was talking with one of our super fans, and they were saying, man, I got bulging discs in my back.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:06
2
How does Bryan handle the unexpected squirrel incident?
1:06–1:53
3
What challenges does Bryan face while trying to save the squirrel?
1:53–4:49
4
What is Bryan's plan for the injured squirrel?
4:49–8:03
5
How does Bryan's family react to the squirrel situation?
8:03–9:33
6
What advice does Bryan receive about caring for the squirrel?
9:33–11:58
7
How does the squirrel's condition change over time?
11:58–14:19
8
What lessons does Bryan learn from his experience with the squirrel?
14:19–57:18