Chapter 1: What humorous anecdotes do Bryan and Krissy share about hot dog vendors?
I love being dramatic because why would you ever deal with any emotion in a logical way when you could have the option of absolutely losing your mind?
On this episode of The Commercial Break. And he said, so what I do is, you know, all these conversations are being listened to by someone. They're not listening for the content of the conversation. They're listening to hear if I say something. And if I say code word. And then if I say something or they hear that something's yuckles.
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Chapter 2: What are Bryan's favorite burger places and why?
This is the crazy Karen herself of the commercial break. Chris and Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chris.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. I say that with all the love and affection in the world.
I was about to say, I'm no crazy Karen.
You are my crazy Karen. You're my crazy white lady Karen right here on the show. I'm going to get you to go talk to Juan and the boys.
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Chapter 3: How do Bryan and Krissy feel about co-sleeping with their partners?
It's crazy. We're talking about Juan, my landscaper. Well, I've known for years.
Former landscaper.
Former landscaper. That's right. God damn it, Juan. Bye-bye. Yeah, I've told Juan. for probably three of the last four years, four and a half years we've been doing this show, please don't do the landscaping between a certain time and a certain time when we record.
Chapter 4: What are the challenges of parenting discussed in this episode?
Would you have kind of a set schedule around here? And I said, please, help me out with this because it gets in the background of the recording and now we've moved studios a couple times and now we're really close to the yard. So, Anytime he starts, he spends 15 minutes right outside his window with a blower. So I said, please don't do that. It derails the show.
If you could, please, if you don't mind, come, you know, whenever.
And yeah, boss. No problem, boss.
No problem, boss.
Chapter 5: How do self-driving cars factor into their conversation?
Come whenever. Come whenever.
He has taken that literally.
So now. It's winter. There is no grass. I never had any grass in the first place. I literally have a dirt hole for my yard. And he's coming four times a week, all during the times not requested. I'm not even kidding.
Chapter 6: What are Bryan's thoughts on celebrity security measures?
I asked him the other day, I go, dude, are you charging me every time you show up? And he's like, no, it's every month. And I was like, oh, great. Why? This is bad business, Juan. You got your paying your guys labor, using gasoline to get over, using gasoline and everything that you do. You're killing the environment. You're killing what little grass I have.
I know. I got up and looked to see what they were doing out back.
Chapter 7: What is the significance of the 'code word: yuckles'?
And the one guy was just with a weed eater, actually using that to cut the dirt.
How inefficient. Let's just weed eat my half acre lawn. That's not a lawn. To be fair to the guy, it is mostly weeds back there. He's just using the appropriate tool. And I love Juan. He's been with me for like seven or eight years, but I cannot take it anymore. You got to stop. Got to stop.
Chapter 8: What reflections do they have about the absurdities of modern life?
Please.
They were just here on Saturday.
They were just here four days ago, and now they're here again. There's no need for this. Astrid came in here and she goes, what are they cutting?
I don't know. They're cutting the dirt. The dirt's getting out of control. They have to cut it. Those rocks are getting a little mangy.
We got to cut them. My pool boy does the exact opposite. You know what he does? I tell him in the summer, come once a week in the winter, come twice a week because no one's swimming back there. I don't care if there's a couple of leaves in there. Right. He comes like once every six months and tries to charge me every month. And I'm like, no, that pool is yellow. It looks like piss.
I know you haven't been here. And if you have, you're bad at your job. That's like the 10th pool guy we've had. Pool guys are... I mean, not... I'm sure there are wonderful pool guys and wonderful pool cleaning companies. But I just have a shit luck with a string of them. To be fair, I didn't... You know, it takes me a minute to pay some of them. So anyway...
Chrissy and I, being as hep and cool as we are, decided we were going to look at the new TikTok trends. Yeah. And what we found was a trend happening that Chrissy and I have been onto for years and years, which is what would you sound like if you were a hot dog vendor at the ballpark? Yeah.
yeah we were doing this two years yes and because i since we since we go to the braves i pay attention very closely to the guys who are vending guys and girls who are vending because first of all that's a fucking tough job walking up and down those stairs in the hot summer fully clothed hanging you know 30 pounds of hot dogs or beer hanging off you but second of all they all are just have these weird affectations that they use when they're trying to get your attention because i think that some of those guys and girls work on commission like they get a base salary they've got to they've got to i'm
they sell.
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