Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!
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What is the significance of Willy Green in this episode?
What if we were on an airplane and it started going down and the masks dropped from overhead and it was all just ball gags? What then?
On this episode of The Commercial Break... I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to look at it. It's got diseases. It carries you.
You've got brothers and motherfuckers. God damn, get it out of the house. And I'm like, Dad, please, don't make me give away Willie.
Willie. Free Willie. Free Willie. Don't free Willie, Dad. Don't free Willie. Please. He's my friend. This house is a mess. I need some friends. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Hambone and this is Hoadley. Best to you, Hoadley.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Episode number 502, I think we're on right now. Hope everybody enjoyed our little Hambone and Hoadley special. Getting a lot of feedback.
Are we?
It's coming.
I promise. It's on the way.
One of two things is going to happen. Either we're going to see a precipitous drop in numbers or people are going to write in and tell us how wonderful it is. We had fun doing it. I enjoyed it. I'll tell you that much. It was great. We don't get a chance to do that often because we're always pumping out new content. But it took us a while, but we got through it. I want to say thank you to everybody again for tuning in and listening and making this podcast a little podcast that couldn't. Couldn't make money. Couldn't get listeners. Oh, sorry. Hey, I turned you off.
Am I on now?
Well, let's just turn it off for the rest of the episode and see what happens. All right. I'll leave you. I'll leave you. Yeah. But anyway, onward and upward. Back to the normal pump and grind of the show. Did you hear that Pornhub has pulled out of Texas? No. And others are soon to follow. It is believed. And let me explain why. Let me read the story to you. Okay, yeah. Okay. On the heels of Pornhub blocking access to Texas-based users following the state's age verification law for adult content, other websites could soon follow. Pornhub's parent company, ILO, A-Y-L-O, ILO? Yeah, okay. Disabled services in Texas on Thursday after the Fifth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled in favor of a law that requires them to verify that users are 18 years of age or older.
Other sites may choose to do the same, particularly sites that are not necessarily for adult content. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is looking for somebody to make an example of, and I would suspect that other websites... You wouldn't necessarily necessarily think of as porn sites should be worried. This guy, Christopher Terry, said, according to Terry, X Reddit and Tumblr could also be subject to the law since adult content is available on those platforms. So what happened is the Texas legislature passed a law also known as H.R. 1181. That basically says that it's the responsibility of the websites to verify the age of the user and not just in a way like, are you 18 or older? Yeah. Of course, that's easy to get around.
And so now what they have to do is they actually have to verify via state ID or driver's license.
Or take a picture with themselves.
You know how you go to some like banking services and stuff like that and they want to verify you're actually who you say you are by sending in your driver's license? Yeah. Now you've got to do that for porn. Okay. And in the state of Texas. And so now what they're – as I adjust the TV from falling off the wall. And now what they're saying is that other sites that are not necessarily porn sites but do have adult content on occasion, like they said, Twitter and Tumblr and Reddit, may have to follow suit because it's an enormous cost and an enormous lift to make sure that everyone is 18 that gets on your site. Not to mention it's just a pain in the ass. Like when I want to whack off, I want to whack off now.
I don't want to wait for someone to verify that I'm 18 years old.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I mean, think about this. Like, I am going to go other places to find my porn if someone is asking me to put up my driver's license.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the significance of Willy Green in this episode?
0:00–5:19
2
How does Pornhub's age verification impact users?
5:19–17:41
3
What humorous experiences does Bryan share about his pet rat?
17:41–27:44
4
What are the implications of mutual masturbation as bro bonding?
27:44–27:44
5
What challenges does Bryan face with his kids using his phone?
27:44–54:40