Chapter 1: What is the least expensive Super Bowl of the decade?
I've got chills that are multiplying. That's not even close. No. Who are these people who are mishearing this? Good For You by Selena Gomez, which I don't know the original song. Do you?
No.
It says, I'm farting carrots.
That can't be it, obviously.
What the real lyric is, I'm 14 carats. I'm 14 carats, yes. 14 carats. Monster by Eminem and Rihanna. It says, I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed. But of course, the real lyric is, I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed. In sync, it's gonna be May. And people think they're saying, it's gonna be May. May. May. The month. The month.
I mean, I realize that NSYNC was not exactly, you know, they weren't, I don't know, it wasn't Shakespeare. But why would they write a lyric called It's Gonna Be May? Yeah. If you just think about that for one second. Old Town Road by Lil Nas. Oh, yeah, Old Town Road. I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room. I'm gonna ride till I can't no more. Hotel room?
Actually, I think I did think it said that. I don't know what the... I'm going to take my horse to the Old Town Road. Old Town Road, yeah. That was a good song. Stir It Up by Bob Marley, which is a fantastic song.
Stir it up, little darling.
Little darling, stir it up. People think he's saying cereal. No. Little darling cereal. No. Yeah.
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Chapter 2: Why are Super Bowl tickets cheaper in New Orleans?
Yes. Until AI is doing my voice. Yes. I'm just here going... Till I have no teeth. Actually, you know what? I'll always have teeth because I know that I go get them in Turkey.
That's what I know.
All right. Well, will we see you tomorrow? Maybe.
I don't know. I don't know. Es posible. Es posible.
Hey, once again, I want to thank Andrew Kelly. Now I'm thinking about me doing this well into my retirement days. Yes. Yes.
I'm getting close to retirement age. Well, I know.
When you think about it, well, retirement age back in the 60s, now you work until you're 72 or whatever it is.
Yeah, we'll be down at the Villages.
No doubt. Doing the show. I mean, listen, I heard the Villages has taken a turn. I was watching a reel about people in the Villages racing their golf carts. That's what they're doing, racing golf carts up and down the street. It's like a parade. And some guy was driving in the wrong direction and smacked into another golf cart.
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