Chapter 1: What is the significance of the 2025 Super Bowl matchup?
When I came home last night You wouldn't make love to me You fell fast asleep You wouldn't even talk to me You said I'm so crazy You said I'm so crazy girl Coming home intoxicated Give it up girl I can make you feel alright Come on and give it to me baby Give it up, girl. Give it to me, baby. Give it to me. Give me that stuff, that funk, that sweet, that funky stuff.
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The Eagles also have done six farewell tours, and yet they have yet to say farewell.
I know. I don't know why anybody says it anymore. Don't say it.
Don't say it. Just say sayonara for now, right? We're leaving for now.
We might be gone.
Yeah.
You might want to check us out again. Hey, listen, this is the Commercial Breaks Farewell Show. For all I know, it could be the Commercial Breaks Farewell Show. As a matter of fact, consider every episode from now on. Tune in to the next episode because that's our farewell show.
When will that happen? I don't know. Tomorrow? Maybe.
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Chapter 2: How is New Orleans preparing for the Super Bowl?
Yeah.
It's old. Music, food. The food's incredible. They have a piano down there that's twice my age. Do you know what I'm saying? They have a piano at one of those bars that's twice as old as I am. It's been there twice as long as I have been on Earth. And yeah, it's just there's so much going on down in New Orleans at any given time. It's a big city. It's got big city problems.
You certainly have to mind your P's and Q's down there. Like, don't take cab rides from a gypsy cab driver with a gun in his face. Right.
Learn from Uncle Brian.
Learn from Uncle Brian. Take these sanctioned cabs. So we did get from point A to point B safely. I'm pretty sure it's because someone had a panic attack in the car and the guy was like, rather than rob you, I'm going to drop you off because I don't want to be bothered by anybody. These white people bothering me. I'm getting out of here.
So but the ticket prices dropping is, I think, an indication also that people are a little bit nervous about the economy. You know, like who's going to go spend? $5,000 just for you and a buddy to go see, unless you're like a diehard Eagles or Chiefs fan, you can watch it on TV. Let's all be honest. The best thing about the Super Bowl is the fucking commercials. That's what we want to see.
And who's doing the halftime show?
Nelly? No. Is it Kendrick Lamar?
It's Kendrick Lamar. Yeah. Kendrick Lamar. Okay. All right. There you go. Yeah. I'm looking forward to that. Uh-huh. So, yeah. Okay. Another sports-related thing that I wanted to talk to you, piggy front on, is you see Marcus Jordan? Michael Jordan's son got arrested for cocaine, leaving the scene of an accident. Yes. Got stuck on a rail, you know, like two rail ties in his Lamborghini.
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Chapter 3: What cheap furniture experiences did the hosts share?
And it was a big deal. You know, there's a huge age difference. And Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen had a big rivalry. So it was kind of a big deal.
Okay, wait. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Yeah, you didn't know about this? I grew up in the age of Michael Jordan in Chicago. Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan were like wonder twins. they were so good with each other and for each other on the basketball court.
And I realized there may have been some friction that Michael Jordan got all of the attention and Scottie Pippen was... Michael Jordan isn't Michael Jordan without Scottie Pippen, right? But his ex-wife was screwing Michael Jordan's son?
Oh, yeah. They did it for like a good year, maybe longer.
No way.
It was all over the housewives.
That's a twisted affair. Yeah. That is a twisted affair. I know. Wow. That's the kind of drama that like usurps even real housewives drama bullshit.
Yeah, they had like a podcast together and stuff like that.
They had a podcast together? Scotty Pippen's ex-wife and Michael Jordan's son?
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Chapter 4: What’s the latest on Marcus Jordan's life?
Dancing to remember. Yeah. So my kid was going, body down. Dancing on September. Body down. Now, he's a kid. Like he misheard, you know, we have all of us misheard lyrics. All of us, yeah. We're just making stuff up. I don't even, you know, I don't even know you could put that sentence together in real life, let alone while he's singing it. So he's just singing what he knows.
And so I tried to tell him, I said, no, the lyrics are ba-di-da, right? Ba-di-da, however you say that. And I don't even know the lyrics. Is it ba-di-da?
I don't know.
It's originally Earth, Wind and Fire, right? Yeah, that's the version we were listening to. It's in the Trolls movie. So that's why, you know, they like it. September. Hold on one second while we get this right. Here it is. Yeah, it's body-ah. Body-ah. Body-ah. It was close. Okay, body down, body-ah. And it got me thinking, what are some of the most famous misheard lyrics?
Because we do this all the time. It's a pretty common thing that we hear something that's not really there because of the way or the inflection or the accent in the artist's voice. We just don't get it, right? Now it's all pretty easy because you've got Spotify saying those lyrics to you.
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Chapter 5: What drama surrounds Bravo’s Real Housewives of Miami?
Back in the day... You would have to open up your tape case cover and get to the bottom of the lyrics. And that is if the artist was generous enough to put the lyrics in there.
Yeah, it wasn't always on there.
That's right. Nothing pissed me off more than getting a brand new CD or tape to find out that there was zero information on the inside except for who the fucking engineer was. I don't care. I want to know what you said in that fucking song. Yes. Yes. Thank you, Chrissy. It should be mandatory. Mandatory minimum. So let's go through some of the 40 of the top misheard, 40 popular misheard lyrics.
Okay.
What do you think? I'd love to do that. And then at the end, I'll give you one that's a family favorite. Oh, cool. Let's start off with that one. Well, my sister, when she was younger, used to think that, you know, that song, every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you. But she thought it said meat. Every time you go, you take a piece of meat with you? Yes.
She was like, why do they say that?
Yes, that is Brian because he's poor.
Every time he goes away, he takes some extra meat with him. That was you for like a string of months when you were doing the carnivore talk.
When I was doing the carnivore diet, there was no meat was safe in my house because I was so ravenously hungry because there were zero carbs in my body. Astrid was just feeding me steak. I know, you have steak, bacon, all this stuff. It was so expensive. Steak, bacon. I didn't care. If it was alive, I was killing it and eating it.
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