Chapter 1: What is the viral trend of 'sticky eyes' in the bar scene?
And welcome back to WSHIT's Focus on Community, a follow-up on a story 22 years in the making. Longtime Crabapple residents will remember the short-lived but meaningful Russian exchange student program that tugged at the hearts and the souls of the citizens of this great township. And some with a keen mind will recall the very first Russian exchange student, 42-year-old Roman Rachmaninovich.
Roman was just a rather fresh-faced middle-aged man studying opera, at the local community college of Crabapple when he lost his chin, part of his tongue, and most of his nose in a terrible massage-related accident at Tina Tannin Tweeze. While Tina Tannin Tweeze continues to deny culpability, Roman harbors no ill feelings and made a triumphant return
to the Crabapple Community Theater this afternoon to give a rousing performance. And with very little pun, Crabapple took this one on the chin. Here now, Roman, with the Crabapple Community Volunteer Orchestra, covering the Beatles, Let It Be.
When I find myself in tribes of tribal Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be And in my arm in darkness She is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be Let it be Let it be. Whisper as the wisdom. Let it be. And when the night is cloudy, there is still the light that shines on me.
Chapter 2: How do Bryan and Krissy react to the concept of 'sticky eyes'?
Shall until tomorrow. Let it be. I wake up to the sound of music. Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom. Let it be, let it be, let it be. He may not be able to smell what you're cooking or put on a helmet properly, but on behalf of the township of Crabapple, let me be the first to say post-dravinaj. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
If there was a secret that you could use, some magic power, and on occasion, I will admit, on occasion, a hack works.
On occasion.
And it's usually something your grandma was doing way back when.
Right, exactly, like how to clean the microwave out with steam.
And like some weird tribal writing in a cave that's been lost for a generation, but now we've found it again.
That's so true.
Like lemon and vinegar really does clean.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What cleaning hacks do Bryan and Krissy share?
Noemi taught us that one, and we're still surprised that vinegar's cleaning the house.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this commercial break. The only one you're going to need. Only one you'll ever need. Five minutes or less. Raw Dog It. Raw Dog It.
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Chapter 4: What funny incidents does Bryan share about his kids and puke?
I like that little finger movement you did, too.
You like that when I kind of swooped in? Uh-huh.
You have to check that on youtube.com slash the commercial break.
Hey, that guy who does Dr. Phil, is it Ryan Long who does Dr. Phil? Do you know who I'm talking about? The comedian who does the Dr. Phil live show? No. Have you seen this? Uh-uh. I think we've talked about it briefly on the show. There's another podcaster and comedian. I think his name is Ryan Long. And he does like he gets a bald cap on. He dresses up like Dr. Phil.
Chapter 5: How does Bryan's experience at the Clemson game unfold?
And he does a whole live show called Dr. Phil Live. Oh, wow. Where he goes up and he pretends he's Dr. Phil. He talks to celebrities. He interacts with the audience. It's really funny, but my impression is better. That's all I got to say. Okay. You want to do it? You want to do a fill off? We'll do a fill off. I can do a fill off.
This is going to be a changing day in your life, I'm telling you right now. Grass greener on the other side, isn't it? Dr. Phil has found his way into controversy and infamy.
Chapter 6: What lessons does Bryan learn about relationships and dating?
He has been quite the nudnik as of late, running around. What happened to the Dr. Phil show? Couldn't he continue to do that? I don't know.
That was okay.
My mom liked it.
Yeah, I think it might have run its course, but for him to jump straight into ice, like catching people.
Catching people near the border? Make sure everything's going okay. Oh, really? Okay. All right, Dr. Phil. Yeah, this is the part that really kind of gets me, and I'm not going to go off on a tangent, so stay tuned. Don't press pause just yet. I'm not going to go off on a tangent.
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Chapter 7: What are the signs of a healthy relationship discussed in the episode?
I'm just going to say this, and this will be it. It surprises me and it infuriates me at times how content creators and other celebrities are just jumping over themselves.
to lick the balls of you know political figures that otherwise we would have just had a kind of a healthy distrust of like a little bit of I don't know like a little bit of hmm I don't think I trust that guy because he's a politician but now everybody's like licking the balls as quick as they can and I get it because you don't certainly don't want to be on the bad side of a certain political party that may or may not exact revenge upon you but then at the same time like shouldn't we have like a
A little healthy disdain for our politicians and our higher-ups in our government. It doesn't matter who's in power.
Yeah, on both sides.
They're all going to fuck you. And so you might as well have a – just keep one eye open when you're dealing with these people and to just run to get in the middle of the fray and the fracas so that you can take it –
Well, he had plenty of money, I'm sure. Dr. Phil? Yeah, why did I need to get back out there? Go enjoy yourself on an island somewhere.
Him and Judge Judy were the number one syndicated television shows in daytime TV. And daytime TV pays a shitload of money because it gets syndicated all over the place. And they throw those, I don't know, Tide commercials in there, and everybody loves it.
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Chapter 8: How do Bryan and Krissy conclude their discussion on relationships and hacks?
General Mills and Tide, they all spend their money in the afternoon, and that's big money. You can make a Dr. Phil show probably for $50,000. If you have the set ready, you could probably make it without Phil's salary. You could probably make it for $50,000.
Well, it's Oprah's set anyways, right?
Yeah. Yeah, it was Oprah. Thanks, Oprah. See, even Oprah, you should have a healthy disdain and distrust for. Now, I like Oprah. I don't know her, but I can't say too much. I like Oprah because my mom liked Oprah. Oh, I love Oprah. I love Oprah because my mom. Ballsy, a woman as she is, decided to do the following. Let me tell you the story.
It is there is a famous period of time with the Oprah Winfrey show when Oprah was everything. Oprah was everything in the 90s. Everything. And they used to run these commercials. And here was the tagline. It was like a promo commercial for Oprah. And they'd be showing clips of her show. And there'd be a little ditty in the background. And that ditty was Oprah's on.
Got to make it because Oprah's on. Oprah's on. Got to make it because Oprah's on.
Right. So the thing was, everybody was saying, oh, Oprah's on. We got to go watch Oprah. So my mom picked us up from school one time, three o'clock. That carpool was no joke. Sometimes you get stuck there till 315, 330, just waiting for your kids to get to your car. It was a holy shit of a process like it is now with my kids. It's like, holy fuck, this is so inefficient. Why do we do it this way?
But anyway, that's not for me to decide. That's for me to suffer through. I'm not going to decide things I'm going to suffer through. So my mom picks us up.
swear to god driving through my neighborhood and there are a number of stop signs but we're in this neighborhood that no cop has ever visited for any reason besides maybe some drama that happened inside the neighborhood cops don't sit there and clock people it's a neighborhood like a private neighborhood well my mom blows through a stop sign and when the cop pulls her over my mom is so agitated that she tells the police officer can you hurry up oprah's on
Oprah's on. My mom had to make it to see Oprah. She's willing to kill her kids. Did he?
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