Heart To Hell!
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Why is Bryan washing his legs a topic of discussion?
Our anus is a useful thing indeed. The anus gives relief in time of need. We all have an anus, so no matter what you've heard, remember that anus is the proper word.
On this episode of The Commercial Break... Last time I checked, heart is not on every turn of my Instagram reel. Do you know what I'm saying? Right. It's Taylor fucking Swift. It's Ariana Grande. It's Olivia Rodrigo.
What humorous perspective do they share about personal hygiene?
It's, you know, it's Bad Bunny. It ain't not heart. Because the average age of a heart listener... is 97 i mean there i don't think there's any fear that the heartless are gonna stand up and cause destruction in this world that's wild they've got knee problems they can't even run fast the next episode of the commercial break starts now
Back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the traveling Wilbury of the show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Let us delay no longer. Let us waste no time. Let us get right into it because I have big news. Big news on the podcast front. Breaking news for Brian. Breaking news. You heard it here last.
I was right. This is like the third time in the show's history I'm able to say that I was right about something, anything.
Really, quite frankly.
So I'm very proud of myself that even though I did no research beforehand and had no statistical facts to back it up, now I do. i'm going retroactively right what is this piece of truth we said you shouted from the mountains a year ago i said something that absolutely destroyed the internet and i mean got us two comments on instagram that i admitted that of my two showers a day possibly three depending on you know how much i activity i do I shower for no reason.
You shower to get away.
I shower for no reason. I'm literally peeling my skin off one layer at a time in an ultra hot shower for 45 to 50 minutes a day. I admitted that I didn't know if I always washed my legs. Oh, right. Right. And so many people wrote in and said, you're fucking disgusting.
How does the conversation shift to Netflix is a Joke?
Well, a couple of people did back me up. They're like, really? The water rolls down. It does. It does. No, I'm not an everyday. You're not an everyday leg washer? No. I'm not an everyday leg washer either. And I was right about this, that I said, I think the water just rolls down. Like, do I have to pay extra attention to my legs? Well, especially like the shin, past the knee. Yeah. You know, like I can go thigh. Yeah. I do balls. I do scrundle. Exactly. You're in there. Yeah, I'm in there.
What are the hosts' thoughts on the Roast of Tom Brady?
I'm digging deep. Trust me. In between the thighs, you might as well get the thigh. Yes. But past the knee.
What's the point?
Who's going down there? Who's smelling my shin? Yeah. I don't know, but I don't think there's a shin fetish. I'm sure there is, but I don't subscribe to it. And I want you to know that I just read an article in the, I forget where it was, Huffington Post or something, that a doctor says you don't need to wash. Take extra care on your legs because the soap running down your legs and the abrasiveness of the water will do the job. Exactly. So I'm just going to take this all the way and say, why even bother? Just put shampoo on my head and let it roll on down. I, you know, when you have small children and you'll know this when you have small kids, when you have small kids, you got to teach them everything.
Those fuckers don't come out with a manual in their head. You know what I'm saying? No, that's true.
What insights do they offer about the comedy industry?
They don't come pre loaded with software. The latest version. Yes. You don't get the wheel of death when they come out, you know, loading, buffering. So you have to teach them everything. And that's including how to bathe. You got to explain to them why it's important. And one of my kids, I'm having a little bit of a moment with him as we're trying to get through the bathing stage. Like, okay, take a shower on your own. Wash this. Wash that. And I mean, if I told him, I said, you got to get in your butt so deep. Your butt, you might as well just bend over, open your cheeks, and put a scrub brush in there because that's how deep you got to get in your butt.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is Bryan washing his legs a topic of discussion?
0:00–0:32
2
What humorous perspective do they share about personal hygiene?
0:32–2:28
3
How does the conversation shift to Netflix is a Joke?
2:28–2:55
4
What are the hosts' thoughts on the Roast of Tom Brady?
2:55–3:48
5
What insights do they offer about the comedy industry?
3:48–4:48
6
How do they discuss the significance of audience reactions?
4:48–5:49
7
What observations do they make about Charlotte's culture?
5:49–6:45
8
What are their predictions for the future of Netflix comedy?
6:45–53:41