He's A Honda Guy...

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What does 'I f*** like a Ford Ranger' mean?

Bryan Green 0:00
People always ask me, are you an extrovert or an introvert? Actually, I'm a pervert.
Unknown 0:10
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Bryan Green 0:15
If you're ever in that situation, you need to have a line ready to go. And that line needs to include what kind of car you look like and what kind of car you fuck like. So for me, I would say my old Honda Accord is what I look like. And for me, I would say I also fuck like my old Honda Accord.
Unknown 0:31
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Bryan Green 0:37
It's 30 in the morning! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene, and this is the notorious K-I-G. Chris, enjoy it. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there on the podcast.

How do you prepare for a radio sales meeting?

Bryan Green 0:52
K-I-G?
Unknown 0:53
K-I-G.
Bryan Green 0:55
Kitty, cat, in charge. K-I-C. That's what I said, actually. Did I say G or did I say C?
Unknown 1:00
I can't remember.
Bryan Green 1:02
It threw me off.
Unknown 1:03
You're the kitty cat in charge here. How's the sex life? How's the sex life with Jeff? How are you guys doing over there? I need a check-in. I need a check-in from the cameras that I pretend are at your house.
Bryan Green 1:14
What are you guys doing over there?
Unknown 1:15
Rompin' and rollin'?
Bryan Green 1:16
Well, he's doing a lot of traveling right now. So what is it? So are you guys doing sex messages and stuff?
Unknown 1:20
Like, hey. Tit pic. Hey, dick pic.
Bryan Green 1:25
Yeah. Yeah?
Unknown 1:28
That's cute.
Bryan Green 1:29
Tell Jeff to forward me Jeff's dick pics. I just want to see what's doing over there. I got to compare. I got to compare. I want to see what's going on with Jeff.

What are the challenges of being a swinger?

Unknown 1:39
I want to see what he's working with.
Bryan Green 1:41
It's all for the show, Jeff. It's all for the show. Jeff's like, I swear to God, talks about my dick one more time.
Unknown 1:47
We're going to have to have a tough conversation in this house about who actually makes money and who doesn't.
Bryan Green 2:00
In that size competition, I promise you, I'm not winning. That's okay, though. Never been particularly good with business. Here I am today. You know, it was funny because Odyssey is our network. Yes. And, you know, we've said a lot on – we always talk about how we're broke as a joke and all this other stuff. And that is true. I'm not exaggerating in any way, shape, or form about that. But, you know, we've had a couple of podcast networks now, and they've all been wonderful in their own way. But Odyssey really has been good to us. It's a – It's an upper echelon. Yeah, it's – they're a big company, and they know how to – you know, they really know how to tackle – things in general like business they get the business right they got stuff and things that i like they're professionals they are professionals through and through so i the other day i get onto a sales phone call it's like a meet and greet it's like hey how you doing and you know how's everything going and here's the sales team that's out there trying to get people to jump on your podcast
Unknown 3:07
Here's the people who are mysteriously slipping in the commercial break on the invoices. Hey, what's this? Bundling, that's right. Save 30% or more when you bundle. The 30% you save is the commercial break. Hey, it's Jenny over here at the podcast agency. I'm just reviewing these last Q1 invoices and I see something called TCB minus $1,000. What does that mean? It means we're giving you a discount for running on the commercial break. Yeah, I think we'll save the discount. Go ahead and charge us full if you can take us off that.

What happened at the Madonna concert?

Unknown 3:47
We'd appreciate it. But there are, like, number three comedy podcasts in Atlanta. Yeah, we're really not. We're not interested. We're not interested. Thanks, though. As a matter of fact, call all our businesses.
Bryan Green 4:05
if they're on your network just go ahead and pull all the business uh so great great group of people but the question is like it's a meet and greet so it's like hey how did you and chrissy meet and become a podcast and so then i gotta go through the embarrassing conversation about how we met at your competitor And so I make this really, I have this really boneheaded line that I say, and it's been with me all week. And I swear to God, it has. I said, I said, you know, I got into radio because I wanted to be in radio, not because I wanted to do radio sales.

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