Chapter 1: What shocking moments do Bryan & Krissy discuss from Naked Attraction?
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It's fascinating. It really is fascinating. It is. And like we mentioned yesterday in the show, these are not supermodels that are on the show. Obviously, there are some good-looking human beings on there. But by and large, these are regular people.
A jeweler. A chef. A chef. Your neighbor.
The girl at the gas station. That guy with the small penis.
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I get ass.
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Chapter 2: How has Keanu Reeves changed perceptions about celebrity relationships?
Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the voice of reason in the room. Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Can I say that I am very proud of Keanu Reeves? It seems Keanu Reeves can do no wrong. And he's honestly maybe one of the few people.
good humans left on this earth and that includes me like i'm not one of the good humans on earth i'm saying of all the humans on earth keanu seems like one of the good humans he does he's constantly doing the right thing he's constantly taking care of those around him stopping and taking pictures and giving you know showing up at charity events and giving the children what they want and he just seems like a really good dude like a guy who cracked the matrix like
honestly went into The Matrix, came out, understands how to do it, how to be a good human being, how to do the right thing in most circumstances, how to say the right things, how to be honest and organic in almost every situation.
He had an excellent adventure.
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Chapter 3: What insights do the hosts share about Matt Damon's career choices?
He had an excellent adventure. I mean, all the actors, if you would have gone back to 1988, and all the actors, you could have said, they're going to end up being one of the most famous, well-loved, well-known actors ever in the history of cinema. Keanu Reeves would be the last person you would have picked. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was the worst acting in the history of cinema.
Maybe not the worst, but pretty close to the worst acting in the history of cinema. Even though we all loved the movie.
Oh, yeah.
It did not age well. And as an adult, you can clearly see how ridiculous that movie is and how terrible those two are at acting. Keanu Reeves, I just would have never imagined. No. that he would be the guy we all love and adore.
I mean, he's lovable even in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, but I just wouldn't have imagined him being this guy, this man that he's turned into, that he's quite amazing in every way.
He seems like it. I don't read a bad fucking thing about the guy.
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Chapter 4: What is the latest drama involving Brianna Chicken Fry?
I know.
He's always out there, shaking hands and kissing babies, making love to the camera, looking good, acting well. What happened? How do we get whatever Keanu has? And man, that skin. Can we talk about that skin? Amazing. He's beautiful. He's a beautiful man. I love him. I have a man crush on Keanu Reeves.
Join the club. We all love Keanu.
She's gay pan and she loves Keanu. Gapan.
Chapter 5: How does Naked Attraction challenge traditional dating norms?
Yeah, Gapan. She's gay pan. Christina's gay pan and she loves... See, she only loves people for the right reasons.
Keanu's my perfect little prince.
Yes.
He's my little prince.
I love him. She would go straight for Keanu.
Yeah, you're damn right I would.
Hey, listen. I would hit you over the head with a pan. With a go-pan if you said you weren't. All right, so... Let me explain why this has been solidified in my mind forever and ever. For the first time that I can remember, I saw a picture of Keanu with his girlfriend.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on body confidence and attraction?
And his girlfriend is age-appropriate. Oh, yeah.
How is this even possible?
He's been with her for a long time.
How is this possible? How did Keanu Reeves get an age-appropriate girlfriend? It's unbelievable to me. Are they married?
I think so.
I think it said girlfriend, but I could be wrong.
I thought that maybe they got married, but they've been together for a long time.
Oh, have they? This is the first picture I've ever seen of Keanu and his girlfriend. They were on a red carpet somewhere. And she is perfectly age appropriate.
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Chapter 7: What humorous moments arise during the Naked Attraction review?
He's in his 50s. She's in her 50s. They look lovely together. She's a beautiful woman.
He's 60.
He's 60?
Yeah. He's 60? Yeah. And I don't think he's married.
Fuck you, Keanu.
You're 60 and you look like that? Uh-huh.
God damn. Not a bit of, I mean, maybe a little Botox here and there, but there can't be a bit of plastic surgery on that guy.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts wrap up their thoughts on the episode's themes?
He just looks great. He looks great. And his girlfriend is beautiful and she's in her 50s. Got to be in her 50s. 51, I think. 51. Perfectly age appropriate.
She's an artist. Yeah, she's got gray hair. Alexandra Grant.
Yeah, Alexandra Grant. Wow. Wow. I mean, if you molded someone in a PR machine.
I mean, nine years, age appropriate.
Nine years at 60 is perfect. I think that's perfectly appropriate.
At 60 it's fine, at 20 it's not.
Yeah, Bezos is dating someone who's like 32 and he's 76 years. Let's not get into that. Yeah, let's not even get into that. The disparity in age between most Hollywood actors and their girlfriends. Look at Leonardo DiCaprio. As soon as they turn 26 years old, they're out the door. He changes girlfriends like I change toilet paper rolls. And no knock against Leonardo.
I don't think he's doing anything wrong. No. To see that Keanu Reeves is dating someone in their 50s when he's 60 and so incredibly good looking, so incredibly handsome, so incredibly rich, just so well put together, makes me believe that Keanu actually is a good person.
Substance.
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