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The Commercial Break

Hoadley's House of EVOO

08 Feb 2024

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Chapter 1: What humorous situations arise from Bryan's experiences with olive oil?

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hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger i would like to buy a hamburger i would like to buy a hamburger on this episode of the commercial break

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One camera in the house. We can blur things out later on down the road, but I just imagine, like, Chrissy's naked butt and Jeff's naked ass, and he's just over there twiddling his little figs and berries.

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Extra virgin olive oil all over us.

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EVO bows, hot splashing on his nipples, and he's like, ow, ow, ow. And Chrissy's like, get back there and cook those eggs. Get back there, Jeff. And he's like, yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Medium. Watch that lettuce. Swear to God. Did you mince the garlic or chop the garlic? Because there's a difference, Jeff.

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The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

Chapter 2: What are the latest controversies surrounding social media CEOs?

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The 30 in the morning!

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Oh, yeah. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. And this is my beautiful co-host, Kristen Joy. Best to you, Kristen.

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Best to you, Brian.

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And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I can't get over it. I can't stop looking at next door. I'm located in this city. Garage won't come down. Somebody needs to come help. What? Garage won't come down.

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Chapter 3: How does the discussion shift to the absurdity of airplane behavior?

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Somebody needs to come help.

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The first place you're contacting when you're stuck in your garage is next door. Got it.

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I just wanted to update everybody. I'm okay. I just wanted to update everybody that my dog had hip surgery and is doing well. Oh, that was nice. That was nice. My friend and I had a hamburger. We both got food poisoning. Please don't visit that restaurant. No restaurant given. Wait, there was another one that was so funny. Oh, here it is. Need an electrician.

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Chapter 4: What bizarre incident occurred on a Frontier Airlines flight?

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ASAP. I came home from vacation and noticed that all my food had spoiled. My refrigerator was not working. Need someone to fix it. Update. The plug had fallen out.

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These are real. Cancel the electrician.

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Cancel the electrician. Don't need an ASAP. Do I need to look at mine? I don't know. Check and see if there's anything interesting. By the way, that's like two scrolls and I got that. It's so this next door needs to be stopped.

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Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to outrageous behavior at Disney World?

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Follow up on our conversation about the tech CEOs going in front of Congress. I don't know if you saw that Mark Zuckerberg like turned around and apologized. No, I didn't do it. Mark Zuckerberg, five big social media executives go up in front of Congress.

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It's a very contentious hearing and good for these senators because somebody's got to do something about children being harmed on these social media apps or getting harmed because they're using them and not having a lot of levers that parents can pull to protect their children. And as a guy who's got 62 fucking kids who are about to be social media age, it makes me really nervous, right?

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So there's... One of the senators, I think Dick Durbin, said this is the most amount of people we've ever had in a hearing room. And there were like a hundred more waiting outside. So this huge room is packed. And all of these parents have pictures of their children who have died because of something that happened on social media. They bought fentanyl pills on social media.

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They got bullied and they committed suicide. They were sextorted and they committed suicide. The bad, bad thing.

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Chapter 6: What are the challenges faced by families at theme parks?

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They met some predator online and they got killed. Some kind of harry... Just... absolutely hair-raising atrocity happened right and they're all holding up pictures of their children

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behind them and the the ceos are facing toward the senators well someone i think it was josh hawley who is but this is about the only thing i will ever agree with josh hawley about josh hawley starts grilling mark zuckerberg why haven't you done this you keep saying you're going to do that but you never do this do you have any reason why you will not support these bills no of course you don't because you just keep on giving us lip service and you pay your um lobbyists to you know get our colleagues to stop any kind of action on this blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

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And he says, have you ever apologized to the parents and people who have been affected by the actions taken on your platform where you have taken no action to reduce the harm, right? And Mark's like, I don't think I've ever apologized to a parent because I've never been in the position to do that. And he says, they're right there. Turn around. They're right there, right?

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And so in this weird moment, Mark Zuckerberg turns around, stands up, and starts talking to the parents.

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Oh, wow.

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And says, you should never have had to go through any of this. And I'm mortified that you had to. And we're spending billions of dollars to make sure that it doesn't happen again, right?

Chapter 7: How do the hosts share their personal experiences with jizz tests?

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All lip service, because all they care about is money. But anyway, regardless, it was just like an amazing moment. It's almost like a, I don't know, like a Matlock moment, right? Where they catch the guy on the stand saying something. And Mark Zuckerberg actually turned around and apologized. First of all, There's got to be some human being down in there inside of Mark Zuckerberg's skin.

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First of all. Second of all, it's probably cold comfort to any of those parents. They don't give a shit. He does have children, but those children won't grow up like the other children. No.

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And they'll be protected from the worst harms of social media because they probably won't be allowed to be on social media until they're of a certain age because Mark knows goddamn well exactly what happens to preteens and teenagers on those fucking applications. They should just like, let's kill Facebook right now. Let's just do it.

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Chapter 8: What entertaining plans do the hosts have for future episodes?

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Who cares about it? No one cares about it. Do we care about Facebook anymore? Have you used Facebook in the last two years for any reason whatsoever?

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Yes, but... Shame on you. It was mainly just to kind of check in and whatever. But, you know, it's every once in a while I jump on there.

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Are you talking to those young boys again on social media?

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Oh, first of all, young boys aren't on Facebook. No one young is on Facebook.

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370.707 - 392.333 Bryan Green

No, no, no, no, no. I don't think anyone's on Facebook. Only older folks are on Facebook. Facebook and Nextdoor. They're like the same age range now. And I think that Facebook knows this and they see the existential crisis that's coming. If they don't get young people on the app, the app will go away eventually. Now, they have Instagram, which undoubtedly skews younger, but not that much younger.

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Like even Instagram, I think, is like kind of the old fuddy-duddy app, isn't it?

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No.

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No? Okay. Well, then I'm completely wrong. Then I'm just the old fuddy-duddy using it. All right, Chrissy. Do you have another word of the day?

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Do I have a word of the day? Yes.

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