I Flirt With Everyone!
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What crazy things do people do for love?
Wenn jemand Charles und Melanie gesagt hätte, dass sie nach ihrem Tinder-Match gemeinsam einen Channel mit crazy Aufgaben starten, also wirklich crazy, fünf Tage auf einer einsamen Insel verbringen, eine Zipline an einem Gurt runterrasen, eine Million Views knacken, eine Wand mit Saugnäpfen hochklettern und Fallschirmspringen in Ägypten? Das hätten die beiden niemals geglaubt. Aber das ist das Ding mit Tinder. Es führt dich an Orte, die du nie erwartet hättest. Wohin es dich auch führt. It starts with a swipe. Tinder.
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Would you pay 70 pounds for a cuddle?
I don't like being touched by strangers. I pay 70 pounds to not be cuddled. On this episode of the Commercial Break. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Yeah, boy! Oh yeah, Captain Kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Holdley.
Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Happy Friday after Halloween. Halloweeny. Thank you very much. And so now it's November 1st and it's officially holiday season. Holiday season is here. But no rest for us, Chrissy.
That's right, Brian.
Our podcast network has told us that we cannot take any days off on the holiday season. And that we must produce more content than ever.
Ja, Humbug.
So we will be live with fresh episodes. I say live, you know what I mean. We'll be fresh episoding it the entire holiday season, including the 12 days of TCB, our first ever 12 days of TCB, December 13th through the 25th, through Christmas Day. Brand new episodes for you to enjoy. So enjoy your holiday vacation with some mediocre comedy.
Yeah, get the family around the Yuletide and blast up TCB.
Turn on TCB. Let the kids open up presents while Brian talks about shaving his balls. What's a better gift than that? What better gift than to hear Brian talk about his high calcium and low T. It'll be fun for the whole family. The kids will love it. And for our Jewish friends, light the candles and Like the candles and spin the dreidel. Listen to Brian talk about dipping his balls in wine.
Which, oh my God, we saw it on... The D.D.
Cantor is officially a thing. I mean... It's crazy.
It really is. When you sent that to me, I was like, oh my God. So did they also hear the story at the same time and actually went through with the idea of putting together...
I know that I'm fucking crazy.
Did they hear us?
How does Tinder change dating dynamics?
That's the question. I know that I have had very high calcium for a long time and that kind of leads your brain to go different places. But there is some times when I see stuff out there or I hear certain people say certain things and I just wonder if they heard that on an episode of the commercial break or if they literally came to that conclusion around the same time. Chrissy, I sent Chrissy a picture the other day of an actual penis-shaped penis Right away, sir. Right away, sir.
Sir, your testicles have impeccable taste. This is a Chateau Maman 1967. Would you like to stick your hairy teeth in it? Yes, sommelier. I exfoliated this morning. I just not foliated. My buds are blooming and ready for the tasting.
Yes, it's good. I can imagine being at Hal's or something like that. Just whipping out your nuts. Dipping them in the canter.
Would you like a taste of it with your tongue or your testicles?
Well, now that you ask, do you mind?
I can see the kids bringing their wives and husbands home with all the kids and I'm just around the table like Clark Griswold. And I break out a bottle of wine. I've been saving this for a very special occasion. And I pour it into like a cereal bowl. Just take out my testicles and dip it in there. Yep. Chef's kiss. So delicious. You don't mind if I take a second taste, do you?
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