I'm Enlightened, Not You!
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What went wrong with Netflix's live event?
On this episode of The Commercial Break. You know the story. Okay, it's as old as time. Someone becomes a guru, a cult starts, someone gets rich and it's not you. That's it, right? Yes, correct. All right, there you go. And no one gets spiritual enlightenment because everyone's butt hurt because they were in a cult. Now they have to get out of it and pay for therapy and all that other good shit. Right. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the candy to my Amanda, Kristen Joy. Totally best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah. What a weekend.
How did the Taylor-Serrano fight unfold?
I mean, what a Friday night. I know. For Netflix. What a shit show. What a shit show for Netflix. The PR disaster they deserve. I'm sorry. Love Netflix. They bring us a lot of guests. I love their support of comedy. I think they've changed the landscape in a lot of good ways and then some bad. But they cannot do live to save their fucking lives.
This is like the second time, right?
This is the second, third, fourth time. I'm trying to figure out who does live worse. Elon Musk or Netflix. I can't decide. My dad and I watched the fights. I know you were watching, too. We were texting back and forth.
Yeah, Jeff and I were watching. Uh-huh. Or when we could.
Yeah. When it was available. Yeah. I mean, so let me give you a little... So I tell my dad, first thing, I said, Dad, we got Netflix, right? He's like, we got Netflix. We're good. It's installed on my TV. I said, okay, great. Fantastic. He's got this new fangled... My dad spent money on a TV. I'm so proud of him. I'm so proud. Big, nice, flat screen, 4K, you know, the whole thing. So proud of him. And so he's got the little Netflix button on the remote. And so it turns out he does have a Netflix account. I was just shitting you guys. But anyway. So we turn it on right as it gets started at eight o'clock. Everything is fine until right before the Taylor Serrano fight. And then shit starts going haywire. I mean, but here's the thing.
So we're at my dad's house. Two of the kids are on iPads. My stepmom is in the other room watching TV. Astrid's, you know, looking for studio chairs in 4K or something. I don't know what she's doing down there. I got my phone connected to the Internet. Like, we're not exactly in the middle of civilization with my father. So I thought maybe he's got like that old, you know, 1G internet going on. It's like, Dad, I think it's just your internet's congested. So we run around the house making everybody get off the internet. Get it off the internet. And no improvement whatsoever. It's sticky. It's like 102P. You know what I'm talking about? I said to Dad, I go, this is how you guys used to watch fights, like in 102 quality.
Like it was just fuzzy and weird.
I know. I kept like getting out of Netflix, getting back into it because I thought that was the problem. I didn't know. I mean, it would freeze, stop, whatever.
So I did all the things that my, you know, technologically advanced calcium-filled brain knows to do, which is basically back out of Netflix.
Yes.
What were the highlights of the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight?
Turn on another show on Netflix to see if it has the same problem. And what I found, my dad was watching The Diplomat at some point, which is a great fucking show, by the way. It is a great show. So good. So good. I love that. Kerry Washington, is that her name? No. No. Kerry Russell? Yes. Oh, my God. What a smoke show and such a great actress.
Yeah, it's a great show.
She was so good in The Americans. Did you watch The Americans?
I didn't, but I kind of want to go back and watch that now.
Go watch The Americans. So good. One of my favorite television shows. Anyway, I back out. I turn on the diplomat. Perfect 4K quality. And then I go back to the live. And it's another fuzzy, weird, pixelated bullshit. And all they're doing is talking. Who was the lady who was doing the Amber Rose? Rosie Perez. No, not Rosie Perez, but the lady who was on the panel with the beautiful black girl with the curly hair. Was that Amber Rose?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What went wrong with Netflix's live event?
0:10–0:55
2
How did the Taylor-Serrano fight unfold?
0:55–3:13
3
What were the highlights of the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight?
3:13–4:26
4
What is the significance of Guru Jagat in the yoga community?
4:26–6:57
5
Why is the discussion around cults relevant today?
6:57–8:41
6
How does the episode address the financial aspects of spirituality?
8:41–11:06
7
What are the implications of celebrity influence in yoga and wellness?
11:06–14:50
8
How does the episode conclude on the topic of enlightenment and personal growth?
14:50–1:01:59