It's The Safe Zone!
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What did Bryan learn about the importance of education?
So excited for our date, I've been saving up all week. Oh, that's nice of you, but I don't mind splitting the bill. I'm not talking about the bill.
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money for a hundred dollar item at the back of the walmart you know what i'm saying so i'm glad they have that drop-off zone for facebook it's literally called the facebook marketplace drop-off zone so i'm wondering if i'm a sperm donor if i could live donate sperm in the front of the police department and just say i'm hey it's your safe safe place it's your safe zone for me to drop off my goods the next episode of the commercial break starts now
back to the commercial break i'm brian green this is the spots to my tiger kristen joy holdley best to you chrissy best to you brian best to you out there in the podcast universe i think leopards have a spot oh tigers don't have spots i think tigers have stripes they do they do oh i should have paid more attention at school right to your tiger you're the stripe to my tiger you're the stripe to my tiger or the spot to your leopard whatever who cares
I should have paid attention more in school. I should have actually attended school, and then maybe I would have learned some of those things. But, you know, you can't go back in the past, or so they say. I just read an article. This is like terrifying. This is like my, besides having a tooth cracked out of my head while I'm wide awake, my next living nightmare is falling from great heights. Falling from any height, really. Heights, in general, are my worst living nightmare, unless I'm in a building. That's a lot of people.
How does Bryan describe his fear of heights?
We've talked about this before. Yeah, it's not a particularly uncommon fear or phobia to have. And I've got it. And so does my son. And I think my two daughters are not afflicted with that fear because they'll climb up and down a ladder or be near high places. And it doesn't seem to bother them. My son, on the other hand, he's got that verified Brian look on his face. Whenever he goes more than two steps up the ladder, he's like, I agree with you, son. Just get down. Don't bother. Yeah. Don't try and be brave here. Just get down. Forget about it. you can live life without going to high places without security fences or walls or anything like that.
What is the story behind Bryan's experience with falling?
There's a famous Canyon in Washington. It's been picked. It's been photographed a lot. And I'm sure if you saw it, then you would see the bridge and you would understand a lot of people. Washington state, Washington state. They, uh, They bungee jump off of this quite a bit, even though I don't think it's legal anymore. They bungee jump off of it. Teenagers will often try and make it down into this gorge that is 400 feet off the ground. The bridge is 400 feet off the ground. That is a little less than 40 stories. 40 fucking stories in the air. A 19-year-old over the weekend trying to traverse this canyon fell 400 feet down. and survived with like scratches and bruises how do you do that how do you do that who get this kid send him to my house take his blood transfuse it into mine i want to know first of all how do you even have the bravery to get up there and start trying to climb down this particular you know path or whatever you want second of all how do you survive something like that well you're 19 well i was 19 19
That's how you have the bravery to do that first.
Well, that's true.
Yeah. And then I don't know, maybe there was like a rolling, like a, you know, like a roly poly.
What unusual topic does Bryan discuss related to sperm donation?
It kind of like. Yeah.
Like a little weasel or something. Just roll yourself up and into a ball and bounce a couple of times into the ravine. You know, I was 19 once. And now that I think about it, I did a lot of drugs when I was 19. I think that's taking about just as much risk as traversing a 400 foot cliff. You never know what's in it. You know, I think I took a lot of risks, similar parity as far as life and death are concerned. I just never thought of it like that. I don't know what it is, but the thought, the sight, the feel of being high up, it paralyzes, literally, physically paralyzes me.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What did Bryan learn about the importance of education?
0:00–1:42
2
How does Bryan describe his fear of heights?
1:42–2:18
3
What is the story behind Bryan's experience with falling?
2:18–3:31
4
What unusual topic does Bryan discuss related to sperm donation?
3:31–5:05
5
How does Bryan relate his experiences to reality TV shows?
5:05–5:54
6
What insights does Bryan share about hiking the Appalachian Trail?
5:54–7:13
7
What are the challenges of live sperm donation discussed?
7:13–9:38
8
How do whales impact boating experiences in the Mediterranean?
9:38–58:01