It's Tijuana Bryan!
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Look at me. You know, it gives goddess, it gives top tier, not easily accessible. So at the end of the day, no, we wasn't laid up and we wasn't going to be laid up because I'm on a mission and I'm not going to let a man mess up my creativity, my hustle or my pH balance. And that's just what it is. On this episode of the commercial break.
So she's like, oh, Brian, don't get yourself in trouble. And I'm like, listen, it's Brian. It's Brian. And she goes, I know. I know. You had a boner in the fountain of our apartment complex at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I literally had to talk you out of jail. I literally just picked you up from jail three days ago for hitting a prostitute with my cock.
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Back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly mediocre podcast, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. We appreciate it. Breaking news. Well, today, breaking news. It won't be breaking news when you hear it, but breaking news today. Justin Timberlake has been arrested for DWI, according to the Sag Harbor Police and the Hamptons. He was arrested last night showing signs of intoxication after driving from a hotel to a friend's house in his own vehicle behind his own wheel. What a fucking dipshit.
I mean, I can't believe it. What in the world? Yeah. How do you? You have a driver.
You have 10 drivers. Yeah. You have a plane. You have a pilot.
I mean, I take an Uber to go like down the street for dinner. Right. I know I'm going to be drinking.
Good for you. And that's exactly how it should be. I mean, listen, there was never an excuse for driving drunk. It's just like bad. It's a bad juju altogether. Yes. But it's 2021. And you're just in fucking Timberlake. You have a pilot on standby. If you have a pilot on standby, you know you've got multiple drivers on standby. And I'm not exactly sure what goes through someone's head that's that rich, that entitled, that well-connected and well-known to get behind the wheel after drinking. That's so fucking stupid. That's like, that's an unforced error right there.
It really is. It's crazy. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Idiot. makes me makes me hot under the collar i know listen justin been getting a lot of bad press lately and i think he does i think rightfully so in some cases you know everyone it's the new bandwagon everyone jumps on it and says oh that guy sucks because he said this five years ago and he treated britney that way some of that's deserved i think quite frankly um he's he's kind of been a shithead more often than maybe it's coming to light yeah like i i saw that uh You know, that whole Janet Jackson thing, I remember watching that live. Oh, yeah. And I didn't even see it. Like, it just happened so quickly, and they turned the camera so quickly. I don't even remember seeing the boob.
The nipple.
The nipple. The nip slip. Yeah, the nip slip. But it wasn't a nip slip. It was all apparently pre-planned, I think. It's got to be, right? You're not wearing one of those things over your nipple unless you intend to show your nipple. Like, are you wearing a sun on your nipple when you intend not to show your nipple? No, it's an uncomfortable thing to tape on your boob just to then not show it to anybody. I don't know. I don't know.
What happened with Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest?
I think there's lots of different versions of that story that go around. But someone, many people have pointed out.
Yeah, that there was no repercussions for him. Zero. I mean, all the hate went to her.
And he and his career blew the fuck up. It was like, you know, they patted Justin on the head and they tore her down. Well, now he's having his comeuppance a little bit and people are looking back on this and saying, hey, Justin, it was a douchebag in a lot of situations. And we kind of gave him a free pass because he could dance, you know, better than the average white man. I mean, like. going on i don't know and i gotta admit there's a few jt grooves that i do like i know yeah that man in the mirror yeah that man in the is it man in the mirror song you know oh yeah well man in the mirror was michael jackson but well then there's i guess well looking in the mirror the mirror mirror whatever the fucking song is i don't know i don't have jt on my playlist or anything but i did like sexy back was the okay you know the groove for a while
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:17
2
What happened with Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest?
3:17–6:47
3
What were Bryan's experiences in radio competition?
6:47–8:21
4
Why does Bryan feel too old to twist?
8:21–8:55
5
What makes golf talk boring for the hosts?
8:55–13:20
6
What adventures did Bryan have on a day trip to Tijuana?
13:20–22:29
7
What is the significance of Senor Frogs in Tijuana?
22:29–27:43
8
What humorous foibles did Bryan encounter during his trip?
27:43–1:01:39