Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
always smell good i'll tell you for why the first hole you penetrate is her nostril wow on this episode of the commercial break i think when you go to talk about the chakras yeah whatever it's called i've studied it for 3 000 years i am the last of the kung fu chakras
Or whatever.
I was literally given my chakras by the Dalai Lama himself. But I can't remember what it's called. Whatever. Onward and upward. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the beautiful co-host of the commercial break, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the man moon circle?
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I started talking before the microphones were on. I was like, nah. Professional organization, tip-top ship shop over here in Chicago.
Yeah, it's running like a well-oiled machine.
Today especially, we're just, we got it. Dialed in. Dialed in.
We're dialed in to the phone number that doesn't work anymore.
Yeah, you know, we'll get there. We'll get there. I'm almost ready to present a new phone number, but not quite yet. We're having all kinds of technical misfires here at the commercial break, but we'll get there.
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Chapter 3: How do retirement drugs relate to personal growth?
We'll get there. I want to share that we had planned today, the day that we're recording this episode, we had planned not to record this episode. We had planned to have a very special superstar guest for a TCB Info Marshall, and we could not get him for the life of us, could not get him into the actual studio from the internet. Yeah, technical issues. I don't know what was going on.
It is a new moon today, so maybe that has something to do with it.
Oh, well, that is the horse shit I was looking to excuse myself from. Boom.
Chapter 4: What drama is happening with TikTok music?
Boom. Bam. Moon cycle. I'm having my man moon cycle. I had some hippy dippy bullshit that was on my Instagram and it was like, have you been to a man moon circle? And I was like, a man moon circle? Well, yes, I think I have actually. I think I've been to two or three. Man, moon circle. Two things to update about Instagram that went to the word of the day. Number one, I found more.
Remember I told you, was this you? No, I think Tina or you, we talked about the Instagram reel I saw where the old ladies were at a party and they were passing around a plate of cocaine.
No, that wasn't me.
That was Tina. Okay. So I saw this reel.
Chapter 5: How does TCB MUSIC redefine music experiences?
It was, I'm assuming somewhere in Western Europe. Oh, you sent me the reel though. Yes. And they were doing blow. They were like old ladies sitting at a table, big party going on around them with lots of, you know, different age groups, kids, kids all the way up to very old folks.
The old ladies were sitting at a table and they were passing around a huge plate of cocaine and they were either sucking it into their mouths. And then like, you could tell they were like licking their lips and like rubbing their teeth just as you would if you had done cocaine. Or they were sucking it into their nose. So either inhaling it or sniffing it.
I guess it goes to the same place either way. And then they showed them later on in the party. They were moving, dancing. Follow up to that video. There is a second part to that video where more old ladies at the same party are passing around that same plate of cocaine. And I was like, this has got to be... Like Pablo Escobar's family?
Chapter 6: What insights does Zan Perrion offer about masculinity?
Yeah.
No, no, I think these were Western European folks. They almost look like, I don't want to say the word gypsy because someone wrote me and told me that was highly offensive. I'm sorry, I didn't know. They have it on TLC. I thought if it's on TLC, it must be safe to say on the TCB, but that's apparently not. But they looked like Western Europeaners, like, you know, travelers, something like that.
Travelers. What do you want me to say? I can't say gypsies. What do you want me to say?
I don't know.
I mean, I'm sorry if I offended anybody, but I thought that was a term that they use for themselves on the fucking television show. Okay. All right.
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Chapter 7: How is the concept of the whatever chakra explored?
I'm going to calm down, though. I understand it might be offensive to people, so I'm going to call them travelers. Right? That's what they look like. Travelers. Travelers. I don't know. Okay. Okay, we're travelers. So here we go. And then I thought to myself, wow, this is either one big hoax video. Yeah. They're clearly sucking up sugar or something, baby laxative or whatever.
Or this is how you and I retire. This is where we go to retire at the Western European travelers parties.
Chapter 8: What is the impact of 'dick energy' on society?
Where are you going? Traveling.
Yes. Traveling. Travel to the parties where they just hand out free cocaine to old people. And I thought to myself, why the fuck not? Why the fuck not? Yeah. Good for you. This made, honestly, Chrissy, and I told Tina this, it made me think about drug use in an entirely different way.
You do the drugs when you're young, test them out, see how they go, see if you're one of those people that are going to, you know, die on the side of the street or manage to pull through. And then you do them when you're very old. Very young, very old. Because when you're old, what the fuck do you have to lose? You might as well have a party.
Now, my luck, I take one little, I start sucking it because I got congestion now because of the young cocaine abuse I did. But I suck that first line and I plop down right there, Widowmaker. Right? Or... We have a really good time. We go to a man-moon cycle and we get it done.
And then number two on Instagram I wanted to share with you is that because of these hippy-dippy shit that I follow sometimes, sometimes to laugh at and then sometimes I actually am into it. I saw a big circle of people. Imagine 80 hippies in a big circle. I'm assuming Costa Rica, Colombia. On the beach? Nope, not on the beach. Forest? That would have been nice.
In the forest, in the rainforest somewhere.
I knew it was one of those.
And they were doing the ayahuasca ceremony. They all had the ayahuasca cups and they were all sucking it up. So the beginning is they're, you know, chanting to the new man moon cycle or whatever. Okay. Whatever. They slurped down that nasty-ass drink of ayahuasca. And then, quick cut, now they're all out in the middle of the rainforest, tripping their brains out, throwing up.
It reminded me of the time. Who was filming this? The one guy who did not do ayahuasca that day. Yes.
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