Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
And baby, if I'm in a bad mood, this is your big toe. Just put it in my mouth. Very deep into my throat.
And down your throat.
Yeah.
So she shuts up.
Yeah, it's like a pacifier in my mouth. I love you so much.
True love. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Don't fill your fucking post with stuff and then say, if you know, you know, as if you're running around with some secret group of, you know, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan and, you know, President Obama are running around in some limousine, you know, in San Diego, taking you to special restaurants that only certain people know about.
I'm not allowed to talk about a secret service set. I signed an NDA. Yeah, I signed 12 NDAs.
Come on, please. Don't do that.
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Chapter 2: Why is Bryan frustrated with the phrase 'iykyk'?
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode. I'm kidding. I won't go into it. The commercial break. The commercial run. The only one you'll ever need. The only one you'll ever need. Fact fiction or fact... I have to tell you that I'm getting really annoyed with a particular thing that people do on social media.
And because I spend so much of my time digging into that stupid fucking Instagram and TikTok to find content for the show, there is this thing that I've noticed that people do. And there's a couple people that I know specifically, like follow them, they follow me. And it's driving me fucking crazy because I don't get the point.
And it's starting to get just a little bit obnoxious, if you know what I mean.
Yeah.
And that is, if you know, you know. If you know, you know. I-Y-K-Y-K or something like that, right? Let's talk about if you know, you know. If you know, you know is your way of telling the world that you're doing something much cooler than they are and that only the cool kids know what that is.
You're taking random pictures of like a location or a food or a person or a shoe or whatever and putting that stupid I-K-Y-D-K-Y-N-Y, whatever that fucking shit is, on the bottom of your post. Can we forget about that? Because all you're doing is just like perpetuating this cliquish bullshit that we can all just get over now because it's 2024 and we don't need it.
It's like you know something that we don't know. Congratulations, you know something that we don't know.
You're inside. You've got a little group that knows about things.
If you take a picture next to Oprah Winfrey and you say, if you know, you know, then fuck yeah, if you know, you know, because we all know. It's Oprah Winfrey, and why the fuck are you standing next to her, right? That's a good one. But if you take a picture of your food and then you put the place that you're at and you say, if you know, you know...
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Disney's pricing changes?
You're just perpetuating the stupid shit on the internet. You had to be there. You had to be there. That's rude. It's totally rude. It's totally rude.
And it's obnoxious. If you know you know, then you at least have to explain what everybody else doesn't know.
This is followed by a post. Right. And I'll say this. I'll say this. The crypto community is like is like loosely wrapped up in this. Right.
Chapter 4: How does the FastPass system work at Disney parks now?
And then there's entire posts about how the crypto community is one of welcoming and inclusivity and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. If you know you know does not spell inclusive. It spells only you know. And so that makes you important. Stop it. Please. Can we please stop this? Because you're making everybody else feel less than for no reason. No one knows about that building.
But then there's food shots. Do you know what the second most obnoxious thing in the world is? It's sitting at a dinner and someone says, let me get a shot of my plate before I eat for Insta. I got to talk this. Okay, bro. Cool. I thought we were here to enjoy dinner conversation and have fun with each other. No, I didn't realize we were on your food blog all of a sudden.
No one cares what you're eating. Have you ever looked at a meal that someone posted on socials and really given a shit what they're eating?
Sometimes. Oh, my God, Chrissy. But I'm a foodie and I like food stuff. I'm okay with somebody taking a quick picture. Now, it does, you know, if that's all they're doing throughout the whole dinner then with each thing is taking pictures. That's a little obnoxious. Yes. But, you know, I do like food stuff.
We had a friend, right?
But you can't... Are you saying that this person also said, if you know, you know about the food? That's what was said.
That's what was said.
No, why don't you say what it is? Describe it. It looks beautiful.
It was like a nebulous gelatin blob with smoke coming off of it. So you're at one of those places where you're paying way too much money for food that doesn't taste good anyway, right? But it was like, if you know, you know. No, I don't know. Because you don't even tell us where the fuck you are. So...
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Chapter 5: What is the controversy surrounding Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun?
Yeah.
Just for her. Right. It says, you know, like if if if your woman doesn't love you with if your woman doesn't bring you coffee in the morning and rub your feet at night, she's not worth having. Right. You know what I'm saying? You know, like the shit posting that you do just to get somebody else riled up.
Chapter 6: What does the documentary 'Taylor vs. Scooter' reveal?
Like, I think I've been guilty of that in the past.
Maybe that's what this person is doing.
Maybe that's what this person is doing. But in that case, then you really don't need to take to the socials for that. Just text them. Just text them. Or text their best friend. Or text their new girlfriend. Or whatever it is. Text them. And that way you can just get to the point. You can cut out all the middlemen. You get to the point.
You don't sound like such a fucking snob on the socials, which is really what it makes you sound like. A snob. A snob who's too good to be with the regular people. So I'm going to post a bunch of stuff, cool shit that I'm doing, that makes me better than you are.
Right.
Even though that may not be what's going through your brain at the moment, that is part of what's going through your brain. It's part of the process. Part of the process is let me make all the haters feel bad by posting this wonderful thing that I'm doing and saying if you know, you know, as if – like I said, as if the fucking – who are those two – Who are those two?
As if Logan Paul threw a party and you were the only one invited. Right? I mean, it sounds stupid. Good old Logan Paul. Well, I'll get off my high horse now. Good old Logan Paul. Speaking of Logan Paul, that, you know, I was looking forward to that Tyson fight.
Yeah. What happened?
It was supposed to be on Sunday. I think it was July 7th. It was supposed to be on that night, live on Netflix. Yeah. Who backed out? No, Tyson backed out. He didn't back out. He paused because he got some kind of injury. And so he paused. The doctors were like, no, you can't do this right now. You got to wait a couple months. So apparently the Paul brother is waiting for Tyson to be better.
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