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What hilarious story does Bryan share about a hot dog stand?
Shout out to the Class of 2024. You guys made it.
I'm so proud of y'all, but let me go and let you know, baby. Life is going to grab you by the back of your neck like a dog and finna walk you down. Baby, please take your time.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
I know it's 4.30 in the afternoon and we're just finishing up nine innings of drinking. But we're going to go back and cold call, cold call, cold call. We have. We'll take a couple more Jaeger shots. It's Chrissy from the radio station. I was wondering if... Jaeger face. Let me call you Jaeger face. Oh, yeah. Jaeger face.
What went wrong when Bryan tried to organize a festival?
You can't mistake Jaeger face and a Zephyr face. They're very similar. Only one is induced by just not being able to lift your jaw off the ground.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the Bluey to my bingo, Kristen Joy. Totally best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. I read an article. It's all over the Internet, actually, about this restaurant in Arizona, a hot dog restaurant. Is it in Arizona? Hold on one second.
How does the conversation shift to wild behavior among older people?
Let me get a fact of this right. Okay. One fact. Las Vegas. So it's not in Arizona. Close. Close. It's out there somewhere. Yeah. Las Vegas hot dog restaurant apologizes after sorely underestimating the power of Bluey. So here's how it goes. At least in my mind, since I read the story three days ago. Now I'll probably just fuck it all up. Local hot dog restaurant says it's Bluey Day at the hot dog restaurant. So bring your kids.
What is the significance of 'Ozempic face' in the discussion?
We're going to have Bluey. We're going to give away trinkets and trunkets and all this schwag, this Bluey schwag. We're going to have a fun time. It's going to be a blast. The owner says in a post-event conference, because now he has to go around the entire country apologizing, apparently. He says, listen, I expected like 40 or 50 people, but over 1,500 people said, RSVP'd on the Facebook event page, and they had lines out the wazoo. They ran out of food. They ran out of swag. The bluey that they had show up was not a bluey at all. It was one of their workers that was in a poncho, a rain poncho, a bluey rain poncho, and expected to get away with it. Even the kids weren't buying it. Even the children they interviewed, like the news station was there.
The news station showed up to bust the balls of this hot dog stand. It was unbelievable.
How do Bryan and Krissy navigate raising kids while hungover?
A bluey poncho.
A bluey poncho. Now, you know, granted, I think we're making a mountain out of a molehill on this one. They were just having some fun and you guys decided to show up and take it seriously. But a bluey rain poncho, you could have done a little bit better.
Yeah, exactly.
Go to fucking the Halloween Spirit or whatever those things are in empty stores across America and go buy yourself a bluey costume at least. At least. At the very least. I'm not sure this was at all sanctioned. I'm sure it wasn't sanctioned by Disney. Probably not. No, they're probably going to get sued on top of this. Yes. All this bad press is going to bring them a lawsuit from the good old McDisney company.
What unexpected incidents happen in bookstores?
But I'm telling you, this show is just taking parents and kids by storm. It's everywhere. I know, and I've heard this from listeners who've been texting back and forth. I know that if you don't have children, you have no fucking clue what I'm talking about. And I wish I also had no fucking clue what I'm talking about. Trust me. I wish that these children's shows weren't playing 24 hours a day at my house. But Bluey, which we've talked about, which I did a whole ode to Bluey. You got to watch it. It's really stoned, drunk, fight with your wife, try to make your relationship better, trying to be a better person. Watch Bluey.
When in doubt, watch Bluey.
It's the entertaining Buddha of children's cartoons. You will get it. It will be funny.
How does technology impact the restaurant industry according to the hosts?
And you don't have to have kids. You were a kid to understand what he's going through. But don't fuck with the Bluey parents. Do not fuck with Disney adults. That's all I got to say.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What hilarious story does Bryan share about a hot dog stand?
0:03–1:06
2
What went wrong when Bryan tried to organize a festival?
1:06–1:40
3
How does the conversation shift to wild behavior among older people?
1:40–2:07
4
What is the significance of 'Ozempic face' in the discussion?
2:07–2:59
5
How do Bryan and Krissy navigate raising kids while hungover?
2:59–3:33
6
What unexpected incidents happen in bookstores?
3:33–4:13
7
How does technology impact the restaurant industry according to the hosts?
4:13–4:50
8
What insights do they share about the changing dynamics of social gatherings?
4:50–55:28