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Hey, have they called school yet? Well, I mean, it's starting to accumulate. Yes, it's accumulating right up here. I can see it. I can see it right now. Well, it just hit 32. It hurt 32 degrees. And it's going to get down to 28 tonight. And it's going to be 28 in the morning. They can't go to school at 32 degrees. Babies are not made for 32 degree weather. Uh-uh. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
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For a minute there, I saw the EDM.
You likened yourself to an EDM promoter.
I likened myself to an EDM promoter. It was fun while it lasted. And guess what the name of the company was that I created?
Oh, God, I can only imagine.
Jamland Productions. Oh, Jamland. Jamland Productions. Goes right along with that EDM flavor. Presented by Jam Land. Presented by Jam Land Productions. DJ shit for brains.
And the cone of insecurity. And cone of insecurity.
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the Glenn Burns to my Ken Cook. Kristen Joy Hoadley, best to you, Kristen.
You like that? You see where I went with that?
Welcome to a little weather-related opening. Winter weather warning.
Wintry Mix. Yes.
Living Alive only does storm alert days in serious situations. This is to be taken seriously, I just read. It's a Friday here on the commercial break, and we're not actually here on a Friday. We're probably embedded in one and a half inches of snow that has crippled the city.
We were stocked up on bread and milk. Yes, bread and milk.
I know.
Bread and milk. Mac and cheese or like, you know, canned soup or something.
Mac and cheese and wine.
Bread, milk and water. Those are the things that go in the alcohol.
That's what goes.
Gasoline, firewood. I mean, it's like people just go fucking bananas around here. And the pandemonium has already started and it's only the middle of the week. I'm referring to this winter storm that's supposedly going to affect some parts of the southeast, like the city of Atlanta, where we live, where we record. I got to be honest with you. I just don't believe the bullshit anymore. I've been living in this city for way too long. I've even noticed that I think the meteorologists don't believe the bullshit anymore. I don't even think they think they know what's actually going to happen because they're wrong every fucking time. They're wrong about where the hurricane goes. They're wrong about what the weather is going to be in an hour, let alone five days from now.
And every time they put together one of these special storm alerts, which we have going on right now, everybody runs to the fucking store. There are lines. It's pandemonium. Everyone's driving like an asshole trying to get home. I don't know to apparently make French toast with their bread, milk and eggs. I don't know what's going on. But then what's going to happen? It's going to rain. That's what's going to happen. It's going to rain. And we're all going to get seven days. Yes. We just got off 30 days of no school and we're going to have 30. Three more school days where I got to go fucking crazy because my kids are running around the house with nothing to do. Fuck you. Fuck you. Chesley, Nesley, or whatever your name is.
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