Just Tryna Find Love
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What humorous mishaps do Bryan and Krissy share in this episode?
Okay, hold up. You're trying to tell me pirates have a leg that's just for pegging. On this episode of the Commercial Break... Trying to find love. I'm just trying to find love. I'm 72 years old. I'm just trying to find love with my neighbor's 17-year-old son. What's wrong with that? I done been hitting that rabbit watching my 17-year-old neighbor mow the grass. I'm in the prime of my life. I can't move my lips or my eyes, but I'm in the prime of my life. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Miz to my Riz. Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. You're welcome. Hey, well, you had to be here. You're contractually obligated. Talking about all the people who aren't contractually obligated to be here, which quite frankly surprises me a whole bunch that anybody's here.
Absolutely does. Thank you.
Thank you. We certainly do appreciate it, dear listener. Do us one more favor. Show up to one of our shows in Florida. So that someone appears. So that there's someone in the audience. October 25th.
Dearest gentle listener.
Dearest gentle listener. October 24th. September 25th. 26th. I better get that right, huh? Yes. September 25th and September 26th.
92590.
Nine times. 925 in Orlando, 926 in Tampa. You will not be disappointed or you will be highly disappointed. But I guarantee disappointed will be in the vocabulary you use when you leave the show. You'll be like, oh, I am not disappointed. They said mediocre and they did it.
Yeah, come with low expectations. And then that's when you always leave on a high note.
Hopefully. It's kind of like this Trump debate this week, this Trump and Biden debate. I have zero expectations for either of them. And I'm sure they're going to be met. And they have a mute button. I saw that.
I was laughing about that.
You know what? I give it a 10% chance that Trump actually shows up. 10% chance. Yeah, I don't even know why we're doing it. I bet the day before he just says, I don't need to debate this guy. He's an old man and I don't want to debate him. He's going to find a way to get out of it. Because with the mute button off, he's what? I mean, what's his gig then? Like when he lets people actually speak? I don't know. But then maybe Biden should take that. Pennies from heaven. Anyway, tune that in if you're all about it. Well, it's a Tuesday and we're usually here on a Tuesday doing a TCB infomercial, but we're taking a little siesta from the guest just this week. We had Des Bishop last week and we're just taking a little break because of the way our recording schedule goes.
We're taking some vacation time. So we're taking a break. We're just going to do a regular episode here. So I'm sure you're happy about that. Or not happy about that.
Disappointed is somewhere in there.
Happy is going to be somewhere in that word. Happy or not happy. One of those two things is happening. Hey, I wanted to ask you about this. Have you seen Jack Osborne? Do you know who Jack Osborne is? Jack Osborne, son of Ozzy's son. They also do a podcast where they talk about all kinds of shit. Oh, they do? Yeah, they do.
God, everybody's got one.
Everyone has a podcast. It's surprising that anybody listens to any podcast because I think there's enough podcasts to have one per person. There's one podcast per person living on this earth. I'm sure of it. I agree. And they're all in the comedy category. It's comedy or true crime. One of those two. Comedy, true crime, or self-help. That's right. Self-help is one of those big ones too. But Jack Osborne, and this came to my attention because of Jack Osborne on his podcast or on their podcast. He said that his wife had gone to Whole Foods. She grabs a stack of blueberries, like a packet of blueberries. Mm-hmm. And they are cleaning the blueberries, and then some of them fall into the sink accidentally, as blueberries can do.
Oh, yeah, every time. Every time I wash the blueberries. When I buy blueberries, I know I'm going to eat half of them, and the other half are going to be on the floor, in my daughter's diaper, or down the drain.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous mishaps do Bryan and Krissy share in this episode?
0:00–9:56
2
How do Bryan and Krissy address the topic of age gap relationships?
9:56–12:30
3
What bizarre stories do they discuss about food and health?
12:30–18:33
4
What are the implications of AI on the podcasting landscape?
18:33–23:47
5
How do the hosts handle criticism and reviews of their show?
23:47–31:27
6
What insights do they provide on the Mariana Trench and its mysteries?
31:27–39:37
7
What are the hosts' thoughts on the latest reality TV trends?
39:37–1:00:14
8
How do Bryan and Krissy plan to engage with their audience during live shows?
1:00:14–1:07:17