Chapter 1: What does Krissy get wrong in this episode?
So you've loved, you've lost or had some along the way Life gives you lots of lacks but you're in your own way You take the good and the bad but you don't ever win That's because God hates you and you are full of sin. book and ronnie the family it's time for tcb tv that's right we love our tcb tv we love our tcb tv So you played by the rules. You did it all right.
But you're still in the basement and alone all night. You paid your dues. You've cleaned your room. But your mom still makes lunch and you sleep till noon. So grab your pants and take a seat. It's time for TCB TV. Oh, yeah. TCB TV. We love our TCB TV. We love our TCB TV! We love our TCB TV! Turn on TCB TV. Gotta have TCB TV. We love our TCB TV. We love our TCB TV. We love our TCB TV.
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On this episode of the Commercial Break. We should call this a very serious episode of the commercial break. It is.
Because it's a very serious episode of the commercial break.
The airing of the grievances, like Festivus. Yeah. We are. We're just letting it fly today. I don't care anymore. My birthday came and I just decided I'm too old to stop talking. You know, I'm too old to not say how I feel. This is what happens to old white guys. We start getting ornery. We're like, I'm bogus. I'm turning into Alex Jones overnight.
Well, speaking of crazy things getting said with authority, might I present Chrissy Got It Wrong?
Chrissy Got It Wrong. Well, I don't have a Chrissy brother.
Hot Shots Part Deux was made 20 years ago, but it's not Charlie Sheen's new movie.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts address the current political climate?
But if you don't land the right way – and if you're 100 feet in the air, if you're like at the top of that parasail rope and it snaps and you fall out of it, we all saw the girl who – did you see the girl who fell out of the parasail? No. Some girl in, I think it was Spain and she was on vacation and there's video of it because of course now everything has a video, right?
So there's a camera pointed at her on the parasail and she starts to freak. And some people believe she's freaking because something happened with the boat. Something happened with the rope, but she starts panicking and you can see her panicking. She undoes the seatbelt and she slides out of the parasail.
And when she slides out of the parasail, she falls and she dies because you cannot land 100 feet. 100-foot fall, it's almost impossible to land correctly unless you're, you know. Trained. Morgan from Idaho.
I want to do hang gliding.
Cool, Chrissy. We're all here giving a cautionary tale, and now you want to go paragliding.
No, hang gliding.
Hang gliding.
Yes.
That's dangerous, too.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of vaccine mandates discussed?
But it's still not Brian approved.
Okay.
All right.
Everybody's aware.
This fear comes from a legitimate, like, there's a legitimate reason why I am scared of parasailing.
Addiction to Instagram reels that are showing bad things happening.
Yes, Brian's incredibly dumb algorithm that just goes crazy every once in a while. Right now I'm in a death spiral of extreme diving and parasailing. And of course, the phone's listening to me. So as soon as we start talking about it, I get more.
Just like last night, it was listening to me talk about the underwater monster.
That's crazy. It heard us talking about the underwater monster. It showed Chrissy the underwater monster. That's that little bastard I was talking about.
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Chapter 4: How does the podcast explore the concept of entitlement?
Okay, you're probably wondering why I, Rachel, have taken over the voice duties at TCB. It's pretty simple. Astrid asked me to shut Brian up, even for a minute. Well, lovely Astrid, your wish is my command. Do you want to help Astrid too? You know you do. Leave a message for her or me or Chrissy at 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. You can be on the show too. Just call and say something.
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Yeah, I can literally type a text message without looking. Most text messages without looking. That's from the BlackBerry.
I know, that's what I was saying. It's a QWERTY keyboard I learned. Yeah, typing.
If you watch me type on a computer, you will be like, Brian. Which bus did you take to school? Was it the big one, regular one? Or was it the little one? Because you are literally typing.
Hunting and packing.
Oh, I'm like a hammer. Astrid hates it. She can hear it in the other room. She's like, soft keys, Brian, soft keys. And I'm like, click, click, clack, clack, click, click, clack. It takes me an hour to write an email because I don't know. My fingers don't do the same thing that they do. But when you get me, when you get my two thumbs together, fuck it. I'm burning. I'm on fire. That's right.
Things get hot. Yeah. So good, Chrissy. So good. So, yes. So that's number one. Number two is I don't know that we're going to Florida anymore because Florida just became a total fucking unhinged shit show. Has been for a while. I love you, Florida. I love you. I love everything about you. I love your beaches. I even love your interior. I love your middle section. I love your big round ass.
I love... You're down south, you're up north, you're east, you're west. I love you. Most beautiful state in the entire country, and I love everything about it. Except for the people running it are insane human beings. What in the fuck is going on down in Florida?
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Chapter 5: What stories highlight the dangers of extreme sports?
Some people think it's evolution, baby, that maybe autism is an evolutionary step. Some people think that it's because we now have better ways to identify.
Yeah, that's what I've been reading and that makes the most sense.
I agree with you. And even if they are skyrocketing, autism is not a life-ending situation for most children or adults. It's a personality trait. It's a brain quirk. It's a thing that oftentimes leads to beautiful outcomes. Mm-hmm. There are people that just think a little differently than some other people. Well, so am I. I mean, I don't know if I'm autistic, but I'm something.
Something's going wrong with me. Okay. And I'm doing just fine. Look at me. I got this podcast makes $60 a month. Yeah. Now, This is very interesting, Chrissy, and I'll tell you why it is. How will, and this is all going to wrap back into Disney because it always does, how will the Disney Corporation, the Walt Disney World Corporation, react to this.
I know. That was one of the things. I almost sent you the article I was reading.
Oh, there was an article about it?
Well, I mean, it just said, what is Disney going to do? Yeah.
Oh, interesting. There are people thinking about this also.
It was like, yeah, maybe don't go to Disney. I don't know. There was something about Disney. I was like, uh-oh, that's going to affect Brian.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts critique social media influence on public opinion?
you have to be careful that that doesn't start to seep into your everyday consciousness because they likely are not authorities on anything. Any data can be manipulated any way that you see fit under the right circumstances. And you can't take one piece of information and blanket that across every single instance. It's not smart thinking. It's not what science does.
And it's not what scientists, real scientists who work on this. It's not how they approach the situation. I have a friend. He works at the CDC. He works for the COVID variant department. I'll just say it like it is. So far, he's kept his job. So far, he's kept his job.
I mean, that's a mess over there, too.
But his job is to figure out the next variant of COVID and extrapolate information that then they can determine whether or not this is right. Right. Right. it's just not, I just don't think we're ready for it. I don't think we have any idea what this world looks like, and it's flipped upside down, and I just can't believe it. I honestly can't believe it.
I know, it's mind-boggling, and it's something new every day.
Thank God that the schools that my children go to are pretty clear on this. You must be vaccinated to go to school, right? And if you don't want to get vaccinated, it's just not the school for you. So, and that's not a political ideology. That's a health ideology.
Yeah, exactly.
So, all right. Well, we talked about vaccines now. Thank you. There you go.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' views on the state of Florida's policies?
It's essentially, you know, Charlie Sheen was playing the role.
Exactly.
Kind of a doofus. Anyway, it's not the greatest movie in the world, but it does serve up a few laughs. And they make fun of a lot of other movies like Charlie Sheen as Rambo.
Yes, I remember that part.
Charlie Sheen's got chops, man. He's got chops. I'll tell you what, that's just... He does. It's such a shame because he really could have been... just an excellent actor who did so much, but he's so mired in his own, he's in his own way all the time. And so I wonder, this must be a coordinated PR campaign. There must be something he wants to do or is doing. I would think.
I think I did read somewhere six or seven months ago that Charlie Sheen had signed on to some project. Charlie Sheen actually, didn't he go on to do another television show after Two and a Half Men? It was called like... Did he? Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. And I think that he tried to convince the other guy from Two and a Half Men to come on that show.
It was just going to be Two and a Half Men, but they were going to name it something else and go somewhere else. Charlie Sheen after...
I'm trying to think. I don't remember, but that does not mean. I feel like he's kind of been in hiding for a while.
Well, he certainly hasn't been. I think once you agree.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude on the topic of responsibility?
Yeah, he's – some videos show him in some – still some state of disrepair, but there are some videos that look a little bit more normal to me. Okay. So maybe next week or – and, well, actually, we're already into the next week as we're recording this ahead of time, but maybe later on this week we'll check in on a video.
I found one that's funny and that clearly he's not nodding out, but then I saw one, like, from last week where he just – I can't believe he's putting this out. I know.
Why would you think that's okay?
I don't know. I don't know. This is why we need science, kids. Science. Yes. Please. Maybe he's on that 7-0-H.
Maybe.
That we talked about last week. Yeah. So, I don't know. It's all weird out there. You've got to be careful about how you move through life these days. You know what I'm saying?
That's enough to make me want to just stay in.
Agreed. Agreed. I want to stay in.
I want to stay home, mommy. I know sometimes I'm like, when we talk about these people, I'm like, they're walking amongst us.
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