Love Is Bryand
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What health issue did Bryan experience and how did it affect him?
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What was the message? The message? We don't know what the message was.
What recent events related to active shooters are discussed?
Well, that could mean something. I still like your dick.
What are the hosts' thoughts on the impact of fentanyl?
And then you like that. You like that. Then that's no bueno.
I like the silky, smooth feeling of your penis inserted into my vagina.
Yeah, and then that guy likes that. That's different than like, hey, good luck on the show. Right. Hey, I heard you're on Love is Blind. I hope everything works out.
Like, okay, that's different. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How are you? We're back. I'll talk more about my parathyroid surgery tomorrow.
Mañana, as they would say in Spain. Mañana. But if my voice is a little throaty, then just excuse me because I had a scalpel all in there digging around in my throat. But luckily, I still have a voice. We're glad to have you back with your voice. Yeah, I was wondering if I'd come back with like an octave higher or an octave lower. Do I sound any different? No. I don't think I sound... I don't hear myself sounding any different. No, it's a little slightly raspy. It's a little raspy. That's all those cigarettes I was smoking after my parathyroid surgery. Can you imagine? Oh, my God. You know, for some reason, I really wanted a cigarette after my surgery. Because of your anxiousness? Yeah, it was all that fentanyl that they were giving me.
God.
They give me 50 micrograms of fentanyl right afterwards. Like they don't give you for a parathyroid surgery. The standard is don't give narcotic pain medication afterwards. And I understand why. First of all, you're down in Florida, which was like one big pill mill for like 26 years. Yeah. And probably still is with all those old people down there. They probably hand out a lot of pain medication. But second of all, you know, you're inside behind someone's thyroid. I don't think there's like a ton of nerve endings down there. So you get a sore throat. But they say that every half hour you should feel like 10% better. And it's really true. It's not like a ton of pain. It just feels like a bad sore throat.
Yeah.
So they say in the paperwork beforehand, we don't, as a rule, give out pain medication after surgery. But I woke up and I was in some pain. And so she's like, okay, I'm going to order 50 micrograms of fentanyl. And I thought, oh, here we go. And on the ride I went. Now I understand. 50 micrograms. Micrograms of fentanyl. And I went on quite a ride. So anybody that has had any extra fentanyl, let me know and I'll give you an address to send it to. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Send it to my P.O. box.
Send it to my P.O. box. So Halloween right around the corner. Mañana, as they would say. Mañana. A little spooky. Yeah. So what are you going to dress up as? I think I'm going to be Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman. Yes. Will you wear underwear? Yes. I'm just curious. As pants, which is on trend right now. Oh, you're going to wear pants? Well, underwear as pants is the trend right now. Underwear as pants. If you did not know. Yes, I do have to say, I do know this. I know that ass cheeks, ass treaks are all the rage right now. It's everyone has ass treaks. When we were down in Tampa at the airport, there was many a young lady wearing with their ass-treeks hanging out. And I thought to myself, I guess it's just kind of trendy to be cheeky right now.
Yeah, maybe it's harking back to the old Daisy Duke era. I guess. And all 90s stuff is, like, brand new again. But Astrid and I were standing in front of, like, someone getting on an airplane, and it was, like, a father and a mother and a daughter. And that daughter, I imagine she was heading to some kind of sports-related activity to go down to Tampa. We were in Atlanta waiting on the airplane. And the... length of the shorts was unbelievable. I mean, no, no, no shorts, zero shorts, zero length.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What health issue did Bryan experience and how did it affect him?
0:00–0:22
2
What recent events related to active shooters are discussed?
0:22–0:25
3
What are the hosts' thoughts on the impact of fentanyl?
0:25–6:37
4
How does Bryan feel about the current season of Love Is Blind?
6:37–6:45
5
How do the hosts plan for Halloween with their kids?
6:45–7:18
6
What are the hosts' opinions on Halloween costumes and trends?
7:18–54:17
7
What controversies surround P. Diddy in this episode?
54:17–54:22