Chapter 1: What health issue did Bryan experience and how did it affect him?
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What was the message? The message? We don't know what the message was.
Chapter 2: What recent events related to active shooters are discussed?
Well, that could mean something. I still like your dick.
Chapter 3: What are the hosts' thoughts on the impact of fentanyl?
And then you like that. You like that. Then that's no bueno.
I like the silky, smooth feeling of your penis inserted into my vagina.
Yeah, and then that guy likes that. That's different than like, hey, good luck on the show. Right. Hey, I heard you're on Love is Blind. I hope everything works out.
Like, okay, that's different. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How are you? We're back. I'll talk more about my parathyroid surgery tomorrow.
Mañana, as they would say in Spain. Mañana. But if my voice is a little throaty, then just excuse me because I had a scalpel all in there digging around in my throat. But luckily, I still have a voice. We're glad to have you back with your voice. Yeah, I was wondering if I'd come back with like an octave higher or an octave lower. Do I sound any different? No.
I don't think I sound... I don't hear myself sounding any different. No, it's a little slightly raspy. It's a little raspy. That's all those cigarettes I was smoking after my parathyroid surgery. Can you imagine? Oh, my God. You know, for some reason, I really wanted a cigarette after my surgery. Because of your anxiousness? Yeah, it was all that fentanyl that they were giving me.
God.
They give me 50 micrograms of fentanyl right afterwards. Like they don't give you for a parathyroid surgery. The standard is don't give narcotic pain medication afterwards. And I understand why. First of all, you're down in Florida, which was like one big pill mill for like 26 years. Yeah. And probably still is with all those old people down there.
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Chapter 4: How does Bryan feel about the current season of Love Is Blind?
I'm excited to hand out candy, though, too, which, you know, it's expensive. Oh, my God. Everything's expensive. I know. Everything's so fucking expensive. I was like, I'm going to get some Halloween candy.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts plan for Halloween with their kids?
I was like...
you know a hundred dollars a hundred dollars close to it yeah here's the fucking thing about having little little kids is that you know i remember when i used to go trick-or-treating this is basically what happened my mom would dress me up like a hobo right every year for like 10 years in a row i would be a hobo until i was a vampire hobo one year she let me put like fake teeth and some blood coming down yeah but i was still a hobo so i was like you know dracula the hobo or something like that i'm not even sure
But we would get home from school. The twilight hour would appear.
Yeah, you'd get changed.
I'd get changed.
Head on out.
Head on out.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on Halloween costumes and trends?
No parents. Parents, what are you talking about? We'd just walk around the neighborhood knocking on the door with friends in the neighborhood. And I remember doing this as young as I can remember. So probably six, seven, eight years old. I mean, I'm sure there was a parent somewhere, but I just don't remember them.
And then, you know, when I came here to Atlanta, 11, 12, 13 years old, never once was there a parent involved in trick-or-treating. I went out by myself. Now, I don't have a house where, like, I see a lot of trick-or-treaters because I'm on a very busy road. Yeah, you are.
But sometimes, occasionally, I'll see kids on their own, but there's always like an older brother or sister involved, it feels like. When I was a kid, there were no parents that went trick-or-treating with us. We just did it. That's just, we went out and hoped that we didn't get murdered. I mean, that was it. I hoped that someone didn't take us in their house and murder us. Exactly.
And but now these kids are so pampered. They don't even go to houses now. They're literally we're going to 17 different events over the next three days. All of them are trunk or treats. You know, we pop open the back of the car and then you decorate it in some way, shape or form. And then the kids walk from car to car with their parents and we hand them out candy. It's not even a house anymore.
You just go and they just give you free candy. Half the parents don't do candy anymore because candy is a big no-no. So you're allergic to something. It's too much sugar. We have enough candy at home. So you get shitty little plastic toys or some kind of educational device that no one gives a shit about. These kids are so pampered.
They don't understand what it is to really be scared that you might be kidnapped. That's what Halloween was always about for us. And now it lacks its luster. It's all gone, Chrissy. We take the shine off everything. I know. I hear about the party, the neighborhood parties, golf carts, bouncy houses, house parties. That's where we're going.
We're going to somebody's neighborhood where the bouncy houses and the, you know, I guess we're just going to sit in a parking lot and go from table to table collecting candy. That's not trick-or-treating. There's no fun in that. You don't get an old lady to yell at you.
You don't get that random house with absolutely no lights on that you have to make a decision whether or not you're going to knock on the door. You know what I'm saying? You don't get the creepy old guy like, you know, take a spin and let me see your outfit.
Right.
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Chapter 7: What controversies surround P. Diddy in this episode?
I get ass.