NASA Is Listening...To TCB?!

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Is NASA actually listening to TCB?

Unknown 0:02
And welcome back to WSHIT. It's 3.33 on the Crabapple Yoni Massage and Counseling Studio Clock. Crabapple Yoni Massage and Counseling. We'll rub it out while you work it out. Exciting news today for local girl rock group Tina and the Subservience. For the third week in a row, Tina and the subservience have maintained their position of number 143 on the East Upchuck County religion, music and podcast charts. When reached for comment, Tina said, quote, I have to talk to the church elders. End quote. This marks the third time Tina and the Subservience have been on the East Upchuck County religious music and podcast charts, this time for their brand new single, Dangerous Loaf of Bread. Let's take a listen to a clip now.
Unknown 1:05
on the enemy he hates to see us coming because we're just wild enough to do stuff like dangerous loaf of bread and we tell him we're going to keep rolling right over your head and maybe you need to add that to it just like this hey Come on, say it. A representative for the all-female music group said that Tina and the Subservience are planning a new album and a tour of the wider Southern Crabapple Township. Residents are advised to get your tickets quickly, as last year's tour sold out in just minutes. Can you smell what the Lord is cooking?

What happened to the astronauts who returned to Earth?

Unknown 2:09
We'll be back after this commercial break.
Bryan Green 2:19
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
Carl Lentz 2:22
We've been really quiet for the most part. We did do the Hulu documentary. That's all. That's all we did.
Bryan Green 2:35
We did make a deal with Disney+, Max.com, Hulu, SiriusXM, and Spotify to do a number of documentaries, Chrissy, but that was it. Besides The Sun, The Globe, Washington Post, New York Times, my own blog, my vlog, this new podcast, and Logan Paul's videocast.
Krissy Hoadley 2:57
I mean, that's quiet. Hey, listen. For me, that's quiet. For me, that's quiet.
Bryan Green 3:03
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break.

What was the significance of the song 'Dangerous Loaf Of Bread'?

Bryan Green 3:13
I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Krissy Hoadley 3:18
Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 3:19
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. How the hell are you? You know, we haven't had a chance to talk about this yet, and it's... Way after the fact now. I bet you heard it here last on the commercial break, as you always do. I just might let you know that, that if you're listening, you're hearing information you heard already. The two astronauts stuck in space for almost nine months have had an opportunity to return home to their... Planet of origin here on Earth. And thanks to SpaceX. I mean, there's no other way to put that. Even NASA said without Trump's intervention and Elon, those two would have probably not gotten home for a long time because there were no scheduled rocket launches scheduled.
Bryan Green 3:59
No scheduled rescuable, I don't know, vehicles to go up there and get them down. And that fucking Boeing piece of shit is still floating around up there, stuck on the space station. Unbelievable. I mean, what a bad string of luck for Boeing. I mean, I just guess they're bad at what they do now. But doors flying off, wings falling out, planes falling out of the sky, and then they can't... They get billion, billion, billion dollar contracts from the government to make a space capsule and they can't even get the thing to fly home. It's kind of an embarrassment. But, you know, in this case, I will give it to Trump and to Elon. They got somebody up there to drive them home, I guess, an Uber up to the ISS.
Bryan Green 4:42
Yeah. And now they're back home, frailer than they were before. After nine months in space, everything changes. Your body, your eyeball structure changes.

How did Carl Lentz respond to his past controversies?

Bryan Green 4:52
Did you know that? I did not. So gravity helps to keep the shape of your eyes. So when there is no gravity, your eyes change shape because the fluid around it and they're just kind of squishy textured. So they change. The eyes change shape. So when you get back down to Earth and then gravity is pulling on your eyeballs again, some people have trouble seeing like clearly. And so it takes them a while for that eyeball to change.

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