Chapter 1: What unique culinary experiences are shared in Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen?
What do you guys want? Let me get a frate motete. And then let me get a Trenta Pinkity Drinkity.
A Trenta Pinkity Drinkity and a frate motete. What the hell? A frate motete and a frate motete. Was that a drink and a drink cafe over there? Frate motete.
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I don't think I've had sex with two people in the same day, but I've definitely been sexual with two people in the same day. Like two different occasions in the day? Yeah, one in the morning, one in the night. Okay. You know, party in the woods kind of thing. Oh, yeah.
Chapter 2: What fun game do Bryan and Krissy play during the episode?
Wow. Party in the woods. All you had to say were those words. Party in the woods. Yeah. That's where I had a six-some. That's all you had to say. Sweaty, sweaty trailer. My sweaty, sweaty trailer with my jizzle drizzle.
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Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Grain. This is the director of craft services, Kristen Joy. Only best to you, Chrissy.
Chapter 3: What are the rules of 'Never Have I Ever' as discussed in the podcast?
Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Chrissy cooking up some food for the show, naked in the kitchen with Jeff. Jeff's dingle dangles hanging everywhere. It's just part of the flavor. Savor the flavor of a little taint salt. A little dash of this, dash of that. A little dash of that. A little dish of that. A little drizzle, a little jizzle.
You know what I'm saying? Put a little jizzle drizzle on there. Nothing like a, you know, goat cheese and beet salad with a little jizzle drizzle. A little drizzle. That's Jeff's specialty.
Chapter 4: How do Bryan and Krissy react to playing Naked Twister?
Jizzle drizzle. I cook it up. What does he do, like a jizzle-drizzle reduction over there? A little olive oil and jizzle-drizzle. A little olive oil and jizzle-drizzle. Yeah. Oh, sounds tasty, actually. Sounds like something Rachel would cook. Yeah. Rachel's actually a really good cook, our friend Rachel. She's amazing. She's a really good cook.
Remember that time she did, like, the cheeseburger party? Yes. Do you remember that?
Chapter 5: What humorous airline stories does Bryan share?
Yes. And I was over there and... Helping out. It was so, so good. Of course, we all threw it up 50 seconds later after we decided to go on a three-day bender. Got a good bass going. Yeah, we had a good bass going until we didn't. And that was that. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Bob. Hi, Rachel. So you want to play a little game? Yeah, let's do it. We're going to play one of those BuzzFeed trivia games.
Oh, gosh.
Chapter 6: How does the TCB studio concept evolve into a sex room discussion?
OK. All right. And it's 50 questions. Never have I ever sexually related. All right. But this really this goes from very lame to not so lame. But I don't think any of this is particularly like crazy. So we're going to play it. I'm going to press it as we go along. We'll get a score. You ready? OK. We'll just do it together. OK. All right.
Chapter 7: What dating scene challenges does the guest mention?
Never have I. I mean, like the first five questions are so stupid. You can tell this is geared toward the 7th and 8th graders. Never, ever, ever had a crush on somebody. I have, of course. Yes. Right? 99% say yes. Never, ever, ever held someone's hand. There's 1%. There's one vote. One person. Actually, there's 1,875 votes that said no. Really? They've never had a crush on somebody. Aw.
Chapter 8: What advice do Bryan and Krissy give about navigating relationships?
That's kind of sad, actually. Like, you should have a crush on somebody by the time you're in third grade. Yeah. It's a crush. It just means you're, like, super into somebody. Yeah, you're interested. Yeah, it doesn't mean you're, like, the love of your life. It just means, you know, you know what it means. I do. Let me explain it to you.
All right, never have I, or anybody in the audience, since our average age of listener is 68, never have I ever held someone's hand. Of course. Of course. This is stupid. 4%. 5,247 people said they've never held somebody's hand. Well, again, that's sad. Were they born in 2020 during COVID? I mean, come on. This is crazy. Never have I ever kissed someone on the cheek, of course. Yes.
Six percent, 7,534 votes say they have never kissed someone on the cheek. This is like sad. This is making me depressed now. I know, exactly. I thought it was going to be fun and now I'm all depressed about these people who've never had human contact. Are they living in an Arctic circle? What's going on here? Never have I ever kissed someone on the lips.
Now I can start to understand where we're getting into, like we might be getting bigger numbers. Yes. Of course we have. I did once at my wedding. 9%, 10,000.6 said no. Never have I ever kissed someone with a tongue. Spicy. I've met a few people in my life who actually do not like French kissing at all. They don't want tongue at all.
I actually dated a girl for a short period of time who just wasn't into it. So... Went in for the first kiss, right? And then naturally, you know, your mouth starts to open and you do that thing that everyone does. She did not. So I was like licking her lips. It was like I had a chapstick in my tongue or something. I was like, wait. It's a personal preference.
Yeah, then she explained to me later that that was not her thing. She wasn't into it. So let's see how many other people are not into it. 14,000.4 or 13% said, no, I've never kissed anybody on the French kiss. The French way. The French way. Remember how it was such a big deal that was when we were kids? Oh, yes. How do you do it? When do you do it? What's appropriate?
And then the first couple of French kisses are basically you're licking somebody's face. There's a little flick. Yeah.
Yeah.
And I have like a thing with my tongue. A lot of people have it where, you know, I've got that sinew, that piece of tissue that under your tongue. Yeah. Right. That doesn't allow my tongue to go out very far. So like Astrid can put her tongue all the way down to her chin almost. I can barely like put it out of my mouth. Yeah, I think you've got the same problem, too.
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