Not-So-Happy Dino
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What experiences do Bryan and Krissy share about kids and dinosaurs?
If your name is Sarah and all your blouses and shirts are stretched out, you think it's because the dinosaur has been trying your shirts on. You're not sure which dinosaur. Sarah, it's probably the Triceratops. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Roll down the windows because you're going to have an experience with a real live dinosaur, which was a puppet that was bought at another dinosaur exhibit. on the way out of the gift shop. Do you know what I'm saying? And some guy comes up and he's like, oh, do you want to meet Happy the Dinosaur? To which my kid goes, no.
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Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the beautiful co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. A very rainy and cold day. What the fuck is up with this weather?
to say the same thing. I feel so badly for the plants and trees because they're starting to bloom. I have like a full daffodil situation. Oh, daffodils already? Daffodils are blooming all over my neighborhood and the little buds are peaking.
Oh, I love the little buds. Oh, those little buds.
Not the Jamaican buds. Oh, okay. the uh dogwood buds whatever the little buds are starting to poke out because it was in the 70s it was in the 70s and sunny for days and then now it went boom cold rainy crazy like in one hour it went from 72 degrees to 30 it felt like one hour anyway it was it was crazy it was at my house the storm rolled in and it dropped 20 degrees
Well, it got cold real quick. I know that much. And it wreaks havoc on your allergies. It wreaks havoc on everything. They call this in Atlanta, we call this fake spring number one. Exactly. And then in early March, we then had like 13 inches of snow that then stuck for 10 days or something like that. So I feel like this is fake spring. It goads you into thinking it's beautiful outside. Then it trashes everything else. Yep. And God damn it.
Including your yard.
I know. Well, here's, you know, in the last episode, I bitch and complain about my yard guy, Juan, who I love and I've been with for, we've been together for eight years.
We might have to have Juan on the show.
Yeah, we might have to have Juan on the show. He's pretty funny, actually. If you talk to him in person, he actually is pretty funny. But so I get off the air yesterday. And I'm so incensed by Juan continuing to do the lawn right in front of this window every time we open up the microphone. It feels like sometimes two or three times a week. It's the middle of winter. You don't need to do that. So after we get off, I'm so incensed. I'm like, Juan, we need to talk. So he calls me later and I say, Juan, we've talked about this like 40 times. That has got to be the 41st time we've talked about this. Can you please do the lawn care outside of the hours when I'm trying to do work?
What if he was like, that's not my team?
What if he said, that's not me?
What are you talking about? That's some other yard company. I'd be like, well, thanks for the free lawn care.
Talk to you later. Ignore. Ignore. Yeah. What if he said, I'm only coming there once every two weeks at night. What are you talking about? I think that would be really funny. And I would be like, did I forget to update my address when I moved? Yeah. He's been doing my neighbor's lawn for the last eight years. So then he goes, well, listen, the only reason why we came early this week is because it's going to rain for the next 10 days. And then I felt like shit. I was like, oh, okay. All right. But can you still please do it outside of the hours when I have to work? It's really distracting. Sometimes it wakes up the baby. I said, I know that I'm not trying to make your life difficult. I really am not. But there's got to be some situation upon which you are driving by my house in
In the not four hours on just a few days a week where we happen to be in the studio. And, you know, I'm not really specific about what I do because I don't like to be really specific about what I do with anybody.
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