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Piggy Fronting Dr. Oz!

11 Jul 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Dr. Oz testing Teresa Caputo's abilities?

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I walked in the door to grab a latte I paid ten dollars, heard Ariana Grande But then I saw him and his big doll I felt my knees weak, here came the brain ball And though I'm not gay You make me feel that way I hope it never ends My new Starbucks boyfriend All my toes curl, all the feels come. My world to gold, you are my shining sun. We love to talk sports and swim in pools.

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You like the patio, I like the bar stools. And we spill tea and we throw shade. The other tables might think we're gay. I don't really care, I hope it never ends. You're my best Starbucks boyfriend. And though we're still straight, you make me feel a certain way. I hope it never ends, my new Starbucks boyfriend. And though I'm not gay, you make me feel that way.

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I hope it never ends, my new Starbucks boyfriend. And though I'm not gay, you make me feel away. I hope it never ends.

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Chapter 2: How did Bryan's encounter with an Instagram personality unfold at Disney?

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My new Starbucks boyfriend.

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134.103 - 154.244 Bryan Green

We say piggy fronting because I can imagine a ghost like full balls deep into Teresa's hair. But it reminded me that a while ago I collected a video as I do when I'm trolling on the Internet. Sometimes I'll collect videos and put them in a folder and. And we never got to it.

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154.945 - 180.495 Bryan Green

Two of my favorite people in the world, Dr. Osmed something or other, and Teresa Caputo, got together for a one-time special appearance where Dr. Oz really tried to debunk that Teresa had the abilities to be psychic. Like the Dr. Oz? The Dr. Oz. Who is now Secretary of State or something? I'm not sure. He's something. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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183.327 - 187.312 Bryan Green

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

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Chapter 3: What humorous insights are shared about the song 'Starbucks Boyfriend'?

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This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.

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191.417 - 192.098 Krissy Hoadley

Best to you, Brian.

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192.118 - 210.162 Bryan Green

And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. I want to share a story about Disney. I'm dragging it out, so I keep mining for little nuggets about my trip to Disney. Yeah. So we don't get it all in one show. And turn off the three listeners that we have currently.

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210.182 - 211.744 Krissy Hoadley

Give us little crumbles.

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211.804 - 224.882 Bryan Green

Yeah, I'm going to lead a trail so that when I go back to Disney next time, I'll remember all the shitty things about it. So when we went to Disney, I don't think I've told this story. Tell me if you've heard it.

Chapter 4: What are the details of the 'piggy fronting' concept related to Teresa Caputo?

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I might have told you, but maybe I didn't. Okay, let me just tell it and then you tell me. Stop me if I've already told this on air because sometimes I don't remember.

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233.8 - 236.563 Krissy Hoadley

You can't remember a thousand episodes.

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236.583 - 262.346 Bryan Green

I can't remember a thousand episodes worth of content. Actually, unbelievably, the one thing that stands clear in my mind a lot of times in a fog of confusion, children and mass chaos is when I listen to an episode of the commercial break, I can almost remember verbatim what I'm about to say next. It's kind of crazy. It's like my brain is making a movie that's there for like I can pull it.

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262.407 - 262.947 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah.

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262.927 - 277.115 Bryan Green

So when I listen to episode four or five or six or 40 or whatever it is, I can remember what I said in the moment. Like when we're talking, I can remember the next thing I said. It's a little bit weird. It's a little bit unnerving sometimes. How good my brain is at recalling that.

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Yet the really important stuff in my life, like my anniversary, children's birthdays, taxes, all that stuff I can't remember for the life of me.

Chapter 5: How does Dr. Oz's skepticism impact the perception of psychics?

286.67 - 287.171 Krissy Hoadley

I know.

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287.351 - 289.694 Bryan Green

But a dick joke comes back to me so clearly.

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289.714 - 297.303 Krissy Hoadley

And then there's all the years before we even started the podcast that we were just doing the same thing that we're doing now, telling each other stories.

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297.323 - 323.266 Bryan Green

Yes, and I don't remember any of that. Well, alcohol was involved. There's a reason. Maybe a tasty tiner here or there. Hey, Dee! Hey, Dee! Um, I go to Disney and I am, uh, as I explained when you're in Disney, then Instagram serves you up Disney content because it knows you're on the property. So it serves you up. Yeah. It's very evil in that way, but I know the game.

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I'm not stupid and I'm okay with it. Let's serve me up the Disney.

Chapter 6: What are the implications of the experiment conducted on Teresa Caputo's psychic abilities?

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Let me be in the Disney bubble while I'm in the Disney bubble. So here we are at this resort inside of the property. Uh, And up comes a reel from an account I have been following for a very long time. I don't want to name the account because I don't want to shame anybody here on air. But let me explain the account a little bit.

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348.845 - 376.12 Bryan Green

The account is from a number of people who sometimes may or may not have trouble getting on certain rides for certain reasons. They are not 100% able to be fitting in a ride. Let's put it that way. And that's the whole point of the account. The whole point of the account is if you are like me, can you fit in a ride? What can you eat? Where can you go?

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The things that you can do in Disney World that are comfortable for you with this certain... Body type.

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Chapter 7: What is the reaction to the results of the psychic abilities experiment?

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Let's put it that way. I'm trying to be as ginger as I can here. Okay. And it's a number of people that share the same account. It's like a group of people that are doing this contest. It's become very popular online. As you can imagine, they have their fair share of people that love them. They have their fair share of people that do not care for them, that are just mean to them.

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I have never been one of those people that has been mean to them.

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406.926 - 407.667 Rachel McGrath

I'm sure it's useful.

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407.647 - 419.589 Bryan Green

It can be. Sure. Sure. It seems to be to a lot of people because in the comment section, there are hundreds, if not thousands of comments sometimes saying, thank you for that. I appreciate it.

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Chapter 8: What future projects and merchandise are being discussed by the hosts?

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You're great. You're doing this. Whatever. Okay. So I have come to know these people because I see their content online. I've come to understand that there are other people out there in the world who are relying on this information for their future trips to Disney World. And so good for them. Congratulations. You found your niche. There are riches and niches. There it is.

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And you've amassed a following. I wouldn't call myself a super fan of this content because it doesn't always relate to me, but I find it interesting in some ways sometimes. And so I am there in my Disney resort at night and I am flipping through the Instagram. I'm doom scrolling as I often do in my weird algorithm and up pops a reel from this particular account.

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And I recognize immediately that in this reel, they are not only at Disney World in this moment, or they seem to be, but they are in the resort, the specific hotel that I am staying at. And I recognize that they are probably staying in the building right next to me.

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Because I know the resort that well, there are identifying characteristics about this particular reel that they did that lead me to believe they are right here with us right now. Cool. Whatever. Right? Yeah. So at some point in one of the afternoons, here is how we did it. We said, let's go in the morning.

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Let's shake all the willies out until we can shake our willies no more, until the kids are absolutely at their wits end, about to die, falling asleep, melting down, sunburned and hot and hungry and hangry and all that stuff. Let's get them back to the hotel, cool them down for a couple of hours, maybe splash in the pool, and we'll go back at night.

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when the temperature is a little bit more reasonable.

527.248 - 527.648 Krissy Hoadley

It's a good plan.

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And hope that we can get a couple extra hours out of kids that normally go to bed pretty early. And that worked for the most part. So here we are at our resort on one of these afternoons. We come back, but the youngest of the brood can be a real fuss nut sometimes. She's got the most personality, and that personality can flip on a dime.

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If you have multiple children, then you know the last one is often the one that tests you the most. She does, but she's also the cutest of the group. At times she can be the cutest. She's having a meltdown, total meltdown. She will not take a nap. She is not laying down. She has nothing to do with it.

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