Polygamy Pipeline
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What are the hosts' initial thoughts on the episode?
It is exhausting being the baddest bitch alive. You can't always be standing on business. You need to rest as well.
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
It's me again, producer Christina here, and unfortunately, Brian and co. are still out of commission. But we will be back in action tomorrow, mark my words. So they've left me with no choice but to air an episode that we were never supposed to air. Enjoy!
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the ketchup to my mustard, Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Get your hot dog out.
So I was telling the story about how I went to the Braves game a couple days ago, and I just quickly want to mention that as a part of some new weird tradition that the Atlanta Braves broadcasters are trying to throw out there, I guess, Listen, seventh inning stretch has been around for a long time. It's a tradition that in the middle of the seventh inning, you sing Take Me Out to the Ballpark. And it's been going on for a long time. But Harry Carey perfected it, the former sportscaster for the Chicago Cubs, where I grew up. And if you lived in that time when Harry Carey was around, no one will ever do it better. There's nothing like it. They try and replicate it, but there's only one original Harry Carey, and he was the sausage king of Chicago for a long time.
But they have these two guys in the broadcast booth now at the Atlanta Braves Stadium. And what they do is after they sing the song, take me out to the ball game, ballpark, they throw Cracker Jacks out into the crowd, like big bags or boxes of Cracker Jacks. They do bags now filled with air, like, you know, just a little bit of Cracker Jacks in there. Because apparently they were hucking. My brother told me they were hucking boxes and they hit a kid. I'm sure. Yeah. Now, wait. Why can the broadcasters throw their bags of nuts out there, but my boy can't throw his bags of nuts out there? What is going on? I know. He got stopped. He got stopped a long time ago. And I didn't hear any hot dog guys at the ballpark.
I didn't hear not one of them. Not one person. That's a bummer. I know. It really is. When you go to the ballpark, that's what you expect. Get your hot dog hair up. Yeah, cold beer, hot dog. Foot long. Put a mustard on your dong. $5. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Cold Bud Light. Water, but mainly Bud Light. That's where I make my money.
How do the hosts describe the ballpark experience?
Whoop, whoop, whoop. I'm not doing this for my health. that i know i didn't hear one of them i was listening for him but i was also like kind of in a part of the ballpark where maybe that just doesn't happen it was behind home plate kevin's got great tickets behind home plate but upper level first balcony plus you were focused on the guy's porn i was focused on the soft core japanese porn that somebody was watching season ticket holders were watching because the braves won seven to nothing and admittedly it got kind of boring after the third inning because it was like whatever cubs aren't that good I'm going to get right into it today because I've got a special episode. It's Friday, I think, when you're listening to this, so God bless America.
I have been talking, it's Friday or Wednesday, one of those two days when we released this episode.
Similar days.
It's similar, except one sucks and one doesn't suck. I've been talking about it.
The only one's called Hump Day, though.
No, that's true. Hump Day. I took on a whole new meeting at that Whole Foods, if you know what I mean. It did.
Yeah.
I read that story. Chrissy gave me a story from the local news where a lady went to Whole Foods. She bent over to check out some fresh produce, and someone jizzed on her back. I am in no way exaggerating. That's what happened, and he's been arrested. So follow up to that story. The guy has been arrested and charged with indecent exposure, sexual assault, all this other stuff, as he should be. The guy should go away to jail for a long time.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the hosts' initial thoughts on the episode?
0:00–2:44
2
How do the hosts describe the ballpark experience?
2:44–21:47
3
What is the premise of 'Seeking Sister Wives'?
21:47–29:41
4
Who are the main families featured in this season?
29:41–33:48
5
What unique dynamics exist in Garrick's polygamous relationship?
33:48–50:12
6
How do the hosts critique Garrick's approach to relationships?
50:12–55:11