Chapter 1: What are the hosts' initial thoughts on the episode?
It is exhausting being the baddest bitch alive. You can't always be standing on business. You need to rest as well.
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It's me again, producer Christina here, and unfortunately, Brian and co. are still out of commission. But we will be back in action tomorrow, mark my words. So they've left me with no choice but to air an episode that we were never supposed to air. Enjoy!
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the ketchup to my mustard, Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Get your hot dog out.
So I was telling the story about how I went to the Braves game a couple days ago, and I just quickly want to mention that as a part of some new weird tradition that the Atlanta Braves broadcasters are trying to throw out there, I guess, Listen, seventh inning stretch has been around for a long time. It's a tradition that in the middle of the seventh inning, you sing Take Me Out to the Ballpark.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts describe the ballpark experience?
Whoop, whoop, whoop. I'm not doing this for my health.
that i know i didn't hear one of them i was listening for him but i was also like kind of in a part of the ballpark where maybe that just doesn't happen it was behind home plate kevin's got great tickets behind home plate but upper level first balcony plus you were focused on the guy's porn i was focused on the soft core japanese porn that somebody was watching season ticket holders were watching because the braves won seven to nothing and admittedly it got kind of boring after the third inning because it was like whatever cubs aren't that good
I'm going to get right into it today because I've got a special episode. It's Friday, I think, when you're listening to this, so God bless America. I have been talking, it's Friday or Wednesday, one of those two days when we released this episode.
Similar days.
It's similar, except one sucks and one doesn't suck. I've been talking about it.
The only one's called Hump Day, though.
No, that's true. Hump Day. I took on a whole new meeting at that Whole Foods, if you know what I mean. It did.
Yeah.
I read that story. Chrissy gave me a story from the local news where a lady went to Whole Foods. She bent over to check out some fresh produce, and someone jizzed on her back. I am in no way exaggerating. That's what happened, and he's been arrested. So follow up to that story. The guy has been arrested and charged with indecent exposure, sexual assault, all this other stuff, as he should be.
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Chapter 3: What is the premise of 'Seeking Sister Wives'?
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Look at these. Oh, yeah, we got math games.
We got math games. That's what I was looking for.
Or this picture matching.
Oh, that might be fun. That would be good.
You can match all your mommies together.
Something to kind of stimulate the intellect a little bit. My wives work outside the home, so I'm a stay-at-home dad. Give it a try. Oh, my God, Chrissy. This chaps my height. I'm sorry it does. She is not letting this thing go. Okay, all right.
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Chapter 4: Who are the main families featured in this season?
He's cute as a button, too. I know, yes. Jeez, all these kids. I wish I had got my dick clipped. Maybe I could have a 14th child.
Cheeky.
Ashley and I met through competitive axe throwing. And we actually got to know each other through social media. So we made kind of a plan to meet up at an axe throwing tournament. What were the first words that I told you when I saw you in person?
You're so much hotter in real life.
And she was. She was just this angel.
Hey.
How's it going?
Good. It's hot in here. But I'm good.
Oh, you look happy. Thanks. Are you excited?
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Chapter 5: What unique dynamics exist in Garrick's polygamous relationship?
You gotta kind of wade through the water.
They need help before the next baby comes. That's only three months away. I know.
What am I wearing? I mean, definitely something cute. So our process right now is... A great job being a man.
Something cute. Something hot. Sounds like me. I know. Honey, what should I wear? Do you like this outfit? Yes. Do you like this outfit? Yes. Which one's better? Which one do you think is better? I want your honest opinion. Well, the one you're wearing looks better. Are you sure? Then she changes into the other outfit.
I get to know the woman before I introduce her to Shane. I don't want to say I prioritize my relationship with her over Shane's, but I don't want to waste Shane's time. So I've been seeing Grace at this point for about a month.
How about that one black top with the flowers?
Oh, Grace is a funny story. Grace.
It's always a funny story. Yeah. This whole podcast is a funny story for Brian.
Hair and makeup artist that I selected for our wedding. And after the wedding, that was that. Never talked to or heard from her again until we matched on a dating app like a month or two ago. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts critique Garrick's approach to relationships?
Well, I got to get going to meet Sam.
Well, I got to get going to find more wives. I'll be back later.
Yeah, Samantha should be here any minute, too. Okay. I'm going to break the news to her about Natalia. So we have been holding off on telling Sam and Samantha about dating Natalia.
Sam and Samantha, it's her brother. No, it's her brother and his wife.
It is kind of fresh still, everything that happened with Roberta. And I'm sure they're going to be a little apprehensive. They'll be nice and feisty, I'm sure. He always is. They both are. Samantha, too. A little bit. He's like spunky, sassy, feisty. She's just a little bubbly. Yeah, he's like your girlfriend. I tell you that.
Oh, jeez. He's like your girlfriend, only he has a girlfriend. I know.
You know, I feel like Garrick and I usually are kind of on the same page, I think, for the most part. Usually kind of.
Usually kind of, except for when it comes to adding a wife to the family. When it comes to having a wife and a family, we have our disagreements. Like, I don't think so, and he does.
Of course, there comes these fears and worries that are we rushing it? Are we moving too fast? But then sometimes those fears and worries can hinder you at the same time, you know? So, I don't know. Just a lot of questions and... Yeah.
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