PossumLoverBG
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What humorous stories does Bryan share about his romantic life?
I'm a very romantic person. I love to be in love when I can, and I sincerely believe in the hope there's someone out there for everybody. The more I date, the more I realize that my person died at birth or something. I don't know.
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
I found you. I got taken by the possum. I really did. I got taken by the possum. I took a bunch of pictures. I was like, God damn it. I still don't like the old possums, but I'll give it to you.
These little possums are cute.
If they're little and they have been bathed by the people at the Chattahoochee Nature Center, then they're kind of cute. And they're feeding them like carrots and not my daughter's dirty diaper, then, you know, they're kind of cute. I will give it that.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the throat lodging to my tea, Kristen Joy Holdley.
Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Oh, you sound much better now.
I do.
Yes.
Why didn't you do that before? I forgot I had those. Shit.
Man, we could have gone through a whole episode without you having that gravelly voice, but I like it. Asher thinks a smoky voice is good. It can be. Yeah, she thinks our daughter might have a gravelly voice. Ooh. So Astrid goes, do you think that Yadda Yadda has a gravelly voice? And I go, yeah, I could see that. You know, she's always crying. Maybe that's it. And she goes, oh, I hope so. And I'm like, well, geez, wish that upon. Because sometimes it sounds like you're straining. Like Miley, Miley sometimes it sounds like she's straining to talk. Right. And you see all those muscles in her throat. But she's also a singer.
What shocking health trends are discussed related to botulism and Botox?
So that's part of the allure. It is. Yes, take care of your voice. Okay, so for the rest of the episode, Chrissy will not be heard. Just to let everybody know. I, uh...
I've got a little cough.
She's got a little cough. A little cold. She's brought coronavirus into the house. It's norovirus. We're all going to die. She has anthrax. Before we get to this, speaking of anthrax, did you... Speaking of anthrax. Speaking of anthrax. Do you hear about all these, like, the hospitals are seeing record numbers of Botox patients with actual, like... botulism going on, like paralysis and heart problems?
Well, I read about something a little while back where there was fake Botox going around.
A lot of it, apparently, because this is a nationwide problem, really probably a worldwide problem, but it's a nationwide problem right now. And hospitals are sounding the alarm because they're seeing like a 7,000% increase in patients who are coming in with some blindness. uh para you know uh some kind of parallelism going on in their face or their arms or their legs heart problems uh you know infections all kinds of stuff dangerous yeah there's apparently a really bad batch of botulism going around when you do that botox uh and they're going to like these botox parties right where they have the quote-unquote botox doctor you know who's not even certified in shit You know, they go to a two-day class.
It's like that class we were talking about where someone was taking a class to do dental work, like complicated dental work, like putting in veneers, right? They were veneer technician. When you get veneers, in case anybody – before you get veneers, before you think about going – do your homework. Before you think about going to a veneer technician or any veneer doctor of any sort or any brand – I highly recommend that you think about an oral surgeon or someone that has gone to school for more than two days to do this. You do your homework online and you take a look at the very insane reality of getting veneers, which includes shaving your real teeth down to nubs. And if you want a scary thing to look at, look at someone who is about to get veneers that has had their teeth shaved down.
It is insane. Listen, my son is currently getting veneers on his teeth right now. That's
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What humorous stories does Bryan share about his romantic life?
0:00–2:01
2
What shocking health trends are discussed related to botulism and Botox?
2:01–10:14
3
What are the risks associated with getting veneers?
10:14–30:06
4
How does Bryan describe his experience during a three-hour massage?
30:06–48:28
5
What unexpected encounter does Bryan have with a baby possum?
48:28–55:42
6
What cultural significance does the Chattahoochee River hold?
55:42–1:01:23