Chapter 1: What unique TV show captures Bryan's attention?
Hello, my name is Paul Thank you very much for taking my call I have tried to find your home Since you tried to block my calls on your cell phone I'll be your friend, I'm your guy I'll be your laundry folder if you just buy Here's the deal I'll sell it all. I'm a black belt in the art of the cold call. Rang you once, rang you twice. Showed up at your office, he is my advice.
Please don't run, don't try and stall. You can't resist the power of cold, cold Paul. I've tried so hard. I've been so kind. I've driven by your office 20 times. I followed you on Instagram. I even sent your wife a stripper gram.
Kung Fu Sales. He is on a roll.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Chapter 2: What is the significance of Disney's new show about virgins?
Get below this deck, Noah. Service my yacht engine. I'll do respect to my wife, of course. I actually asked her to be like, whatever. Good luck with that, Brian. I've been there, done that. Good luck. Been there, done that. Don't need the t-shirt. Thanks anyway. Tell Noah, good luck. He farts in his sleep. Get out of there after sex. See you later.
Dear Alif, it would be like, did you shower today?
Chapter 3: How does Cold Call Paul define success in social media sales?
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It's 30 in the morning!
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. My new... Reality show obsession is, will you be my first? Are you my first? Brand new show from the folks at Disney Hulu. The family-friendly show about 36 virgins.
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Chapter 4: What strategies does Paul suggest for generating leads on social media?
Is it on that? It's on Hulu?
Yes, it's on Hulu. Everyone looking to get fucked on Disney's island. Oh, my God. Ah, Disney. I love Disney. I just love Disney with all my heart. And they took a left turn at Albuquerque. We're betting. We're gambling. We're having sex. We got aliens destroying people in the bloodiest scenes of television I've ever seen in my entire life. And now we got 36 virgins all competing for the dick.
I love it.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to Cold Call Paul's sales tactics?
Alleged virgins.
Allegedly. Allegedly virgins. Yeah, how do you don't check? What, a hymen check? I mean, what do you do? You can't do that.
Yeah.
And even a hymen isn't a for sure way to check. I mean, first of all, that's...
And what about the guys?
That's like crass. Well, the guys. That's easy. I think that one's easy.
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Chapter 6: What are the challenges of cold calling in today's digital age?
Do you listen to Alex Jones? Virgin! There you go. Done. All right. Check your history. There it is. You got it. No, there's no way to verify that information. And I guarantee the producers aren't looking to verify that information.
And what's happening on the island? They're deflowering each other?
Well, all of them have their varied reasons for being virgins. One girl says it's a power move.
And by the way, nothing wrong with being a virgin.
Chapter 7: How does Bryan feel about Noah Wiley's performance in 'The Pit'?
More power to you.
God bless America.
I don't give a shit.
What do I care? It's not bothering me one bit.
But this is meant to hook up fellow virgins to then have sex, which is really the premise, right?
I think at the end of the day, yes. They're hoping that a few people lose their virginity. The one. Are you my first, right? I think they're hoping that a few people get deflowered on the show. It makes for good television. Everyone's rooting for everyone to get laid. on these shows anyway. Love Island, Bachelor, Bachelorette.
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Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about building relationships in business?
That's, you know, the overnights are really what everybody's... They're doing it!
They're doing it! On Disney Plus!
This episode's sponsored by D-Plus. You're going to have to change your name like HBO Skinamax Plus or whatever they're calling it now. This is just – wow. You know that TLC for a short period of time recently had that show. I'm going to move this table just a little bit if you need to move it to you. Feel free. Yeah.
TLC, for a very short amount of time, had that television show like The Virgins or whatever it was called. It only lasted for about four episodes. And then the fifth episode, they just wrapped it up really quickly with a quick synopsis of... I guess they took the last six episodes and just kind of put little...
That's like that other show we were watching about all the polygamy.
Yeah, but there's a reason behind that. I understood that. I think this was just bad ratings. Or maybe they figured out that no one really was a virgin. They just wanted to be on television. Yeah. But they had it on. And I don't know that it's all that fascinating that someone is a virgin. Like, okay. But the varied reasons can be fascinating. Like one girl, power move.
I believe there's power in giving sex. I believe there's power in withholding sex. And I'm looking to keep that power in my corner. Cool. All right. Girl boss move. Got it. 10-4. I don't know who loses in that proposition, the people you would have sex with or you because sex is quite frankly pleasurable. It's one of those things. I don't know. It's up there. It's got to be up there, right?
Yeah, for sure.
Heroin, crystal meth, a new episode of the commercial break, losing your virginity.
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