Chapter 1: What are the hosts' thoughts on the recent weather in Atlanta?
Hey, bestie, I'm a snow angel. And I'm here to tell you, you are more beautiful than the snow, bestie. Let it snow. Let it snow. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
I want to be a bon vivant. How do I get to be a bon vivant? Brian Greene and his long-time co-host and bon vivant Percy Hosey sit around and stare at penises as they're slowly revealed behind a curtain. Look, that bon vivant is uncircumcised. He's a true bon vivant.
Chapter 2: What is Bryan's 'on fleek' algorithm about?
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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
This is the Teresa to my Frankie, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. We're all back in studio after a fart of snow here in Atlanta. Took the entire town down for three silent days.
We did not get a fart of snow. We got a huge covering, Christina and I, down where we live.
Yeah, but what would you say, like a total of two inches?
Yeah, but it was a big blanket.
Yeah?
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Chapter 3: How does the show compare to 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous'?
Yeah. It was beautiful.
It's amazing.
I sent you the picture.
Yeah, I saw the pictures. Lots of traffic jams yet again. Happened yet again. The city still can't get it right. But I mean, you know, these meteorologists, they tell you it's going to happen late in the afternoon or in the evening. So everyone figures, OK, let's go to work.
Chapter 4: What is the significance of Beaver Dam Farms in the discussion?
Let's go to school. Let's do the things. The truckers are driving through Atlanta. Everyone's having a good time. And then, of course, these fucking nudniks can't get it right. I mean, I'd love that weather, guys. I know that they have a hard job and I understand that weather is really hard to predict. But they got it wrong again by like four hours.
So, of course, it starts snowing at 10 a.m., not 5 p.m. And everybody gets stuck out there on the fucking roads. They're killing each other out there trying to drive in ice and snow in a town that's ill-prepared for any event whatsoever. And so there you go.
What about Florida?
Well, that's true. That's a different animal altogether.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about Merv Griffin's impact on television?
They didn't even have snow plows.
They don't even snow plows. They don't even have long sleeve shirts, let alone snow plows.
What? Yeah, Florida, New Orleans, all that Gulf area, Houston.
I just saw that Amelia Island, one of my favorite places, got a good more than a dusting of snow. And that's like the first time in 30 years that that's happened. I mean, it has to be really fucking it has to be a really weird event for snow to happen in Florida. which is usually never below freezing there.
I mean, I can't think of a time when I've been down in Florida, and I've spent a lot of time there, when it's actually been below 32 degrees. Maybe one night during the winter. Maybe. But then they got snow. That's crazy. And the crazier part is, I am literally... Four miles from three inches of snow. Do you know what I'm saying? I am four miles from three inches of snow.
But I guess that's how the weather works. Why are we talking about the weather again on this show?
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on the current state of social media?
I feel like we're one step away from the weather.com.
Well, it was a big event.
It was a big event. It was a big event. It took us all down. And the reason why it's a big event is because then I have to deal with my children three days in a row. Fucking stir crazy and absolutely nothing to show for it. Like we say it's a snow day and they fully expect they're going to be out there making snowballs and there's nothing. And it was just too cold to go outside.
It was really cold.
Too lazy to bundle them up. So I said, hey, make the best of it. Drive yourselves bananas.
You and Astrid got in the studio together?
We did. We got in the studio together. We managed to have some. And thank you so much to Astrid. I mean, literally, I'm just like, okay, you're on. Like, what are you talking about?
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts view the concept of bon vivants?
And she hates the microphone. I know she does. But she does a great job. She does.
It was a back-to-back. It was Gustavo on Saturday.
Gustavo on Saturday? Yep. Astrid on Thursday?
Wednesday?
Or Thursday?
What day is it?
I don't know. Well, the episode, yes, the episode is a Thursday episode. So there you go. And another reel about Venezuela going viral out there on the Internet. Good. Yeah. I think we're just going to start speaking Spanish on this show.
I think we're going to put a Venezuelan thing.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of the Melania coin discussion?
I need to take some classes.
It's going to be called the Maduran break. That's what we're going to call it from now on. Those Venezuelans are just lovely and they're so loyal. Like once you once you show affection to them, they will show affection back to you. Unlike our American listeners can't be bothered to click follow on Instagram.
I know. I feel like we've become part of the family.
We're in the fold. There's no doubt. Now, we have our naysayers. We have some people who call me kind of like, in Spanish, it would be an idiot. And a dunce. A slow person, if you will. Yes, I'm a dunce. I'm an idioto. But, you know, you got to take the heat when it comes your way. You know, when you're riding a wave, there's a chance it's going to crash.
You can't make everybody happy.
That's right. So we've had a number of reels go viral, and most of them are because I say something about Venezuela.
Yes.
But eventually we're going to get backlash. So I figure we stop while we're ahead, but stop all the Venezuelans. So let's just stop while we're at it.
Let's just leave it at that we love the people and it's a beautiful country.
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