Show Me The Drama!
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I don't think it's funny, Capri. I didn't raise you to wear Birkenstocks. On this episode of The Commercial Break...
You know, this relationship is basically headed for disaster. And I don't love it because I love seeing people. Yeah, I do. I love the drama. I love the drama.
That's what you watch it for.
What are the latest updates on the Kelsey brothers and leg washing?
Of course. There's no issue.
Why else would I watch it? I'm not watching it so I can see everything turn out great. I'm watching it so I can see the train wrecks. Yes. Which is the only two storylines I'm following are the train wrecks because I like that, right?
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the leg washer of the group, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Why is it that you and I can talk about something and we never get any coverage from TMZ? Well, I don't think we're on their radar. But Swellsy, or whatever his name is, the Kelsey brothers talk about it, and it becomes big news all around the country. Were they talking about leg washing? They were talking about leg washing. And Travis explained that he does not, in fact, wash his legs every time. He posted something on Squitter, Twitter, X, Twitter. I don't even know what they call it anymore. Whatever it's called. He twatted, all of you have been fed diabolical lies that washing every crevice of your body and hair all the time is somehow better and healthier.
Any dermatologist not in bed with big soap will agree. Big soap? I didn't know that was a thing. I'm hoping this is satire. Yeah. Hotspots are all that is necessary and actually leads to cleaner, healthier skin. Byline TMZ, Travis Kelsey, I don't wash my feet either. Dirty feet are apparently commonplace in the household of the Kelseys. Because just days after Jason Kelsey admitted he doesn't wash his feet, Travis Kelsey revealed he too does not wash his piggies. The Kelsey brothers dove into the topic on Wednesday's episode of New Heights after Jason caused an internet uproar earlier this week when he posted on X that he does not routinely scrub his tootsies. TMZ.
What unusual animal encounters are discussed in this episode?
I know. Piggies and Tootsies.
Yeah, this is journalism at its best. It was a slow news day for them. Jason reiterated on the pod that he thinks it's a complete waste of time telling Travis who the fuck washes your legs or what kind of psychopath washes their feet. He then insisted Travis doesn't wash his either and the chief star didn't exactly disagree. Okay.
I don't think you're a psychopath if you don't wash your feet.
No, of course, if you do wash your feet. It's your personal preference. But I think we agree. I get the feet. What are leg doctors? What's a doctor of the legs? Is there a leg doctor? I guess an orthopedic would be as close. orthopedics and dermatologists agree. Well, I mean, I guess an orthopedic doesn't care if you wash your legs or not.
They care if your bones are broken.
But okay, big dermatology agrees that the soap running down your body can probably suffice for a good leg wash. You don't have to wash your legs every single time you're in. And I admitted on this show years ago, two years ago now, that I, in fact, am not an everyday leg washer. Right, we agreed on that. We agreed on this.
How do Joro spiders relate to the concept of a 'Spiderpocalypse'?
It was something. And I think the feet go hand in hand with that. Now, I take care of my feet. I do wash my feet every night because I'm using the pumice to pumify my feet. Yes. Because if my feet are not pumified, especially in the summer, it's like an alien foot. It just gets weird. Right. And with these pretty feet I have, according to the lady of Publix, I got to make sure that my feet stay on fleek. I want to have riz and matos. Riz and matos. You got to. Yes, you have to.
It puts a little pep in your step.
Especially when you have sandals. I want you to look at my sandal sunburn right there. I have sandal marks burned into my foot.
Oh, I was looking at your foot, though. It does look very smooth.
It does. Look at that. Good job. Yeah. Well, that's the pumicing.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:25
2
What are the latest updates on the Kelsey brothers and leg washing?
0:25–2:13
3
What unusual animal encounters are discussed in this episode?
2:13–3:16
4
How do Joro spiders relate to the concept of a 'Spiderpocalypse'?
3:16–5:13
5
What is the significance of Mental Health Awareness Month mentioned?
5:13–7:07
6
How does Bryan connect 90 Day Fiance to personal experiences?
7:07–9:15
7
What are the business blunders highlighted in the episode?
9:15–16:23
8
What insights are shared about mental health and vulnerability in men?
16:23–55:22