Sister Host Wanted
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What humorous insights do Bryan and Krissy share about NextDoor?
I'm off-putting. I'm an embarrassment. But I'm also a legend, oddly. Possibly a legend for being embarrassing, but I'll own that.
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I was speaking with someone a couple of weekends ago, someone we don't know, someone I haven't met. You met someone without me? I did meet someone without you. Well, listen, I'm looking for that sister wife, Chrissy. I'm looking for that sister host.
How do Bryan and Krissy react to their best reviews?
The sister host. Or they're going to bring in an extra sister host. Wanted sister host. Thanks. Yeah, put it on Nextdoor. I will put it on Nextdoor and see what happens.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is definitely the alien of the show, Kristen Joy.
What Venezuelan propaganda do they find amusing?
Totally best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Still can't get rid of that alien. I was going to say, oh, I missed it. I know. We used to do it before every show. Every single episode, season three, probably most of season four. Well, yeah, definitely all of season three. We did the aliens noise.
What are the implications of Snapchat's new features?
Yeah.
And then I had this diatribe that I would go on for six and a half minutes before anybody started getting interested in what I was actually talking about. So dumb. So dumb. 112 episodes or something along those lines. Ruined by Brian's five minute diatribe.
Thanks for joining us. Welcome back. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this. No commercial break.
How does NextDoor differ in urban vs suburban settings?
It's not for everyone. Five minutes of this or you're running back. Guaranteed. You heard her here last. Cheesecake Factory Podcast. Thank you.
I added that to our show notes. To our actual podcast notes.
The Cheesecake Factory Podcast.
I've decided I'm just going to change the show, like the little what's it about on Apple and Spotify and stuff.
What parenting challenges do Bryan and Krissy discuss?
I'm just going to change it every month or two and just add something else funny in there. While we're speaking of Apple and Spotify, I wanted to say thank you very much to all those who are leaving nice reviews about us on the Apple podcast system. And even those who are not, that's okay. You're not so nice. I can take it. I cry at night, but I'll take it alone. it means you're out there yeah luckily i don't have a conjoined twin why i have to cry we have to cry together uh g hammock says chrissy brian tina mom astrid jerry what a bunch i don't know who jerry is but you're welcome i wonder do jerry i know who's jerry jerry
Well, whichever other podcast Jerry's on, Jerry's doing a great job, too.
They have me laughing on the road, at home, on the subway. I need more laughs in my life.
What unconventional relationship advice does Barbara Corcoran offer?
It's perfect. Thank you very much. Boom Giggles says, Venezuelan propaganda. I love that one. It's my favorite review ever. Super funny and a great listen. It usually makes me laugh, though it might be produced by the Venezuelan government in an attempt to soften American attitude toward their culture. We were just talking about Venezuela earlier. I know, but I don't... No, I have nothing to do with Venezuela. They sure do think they're funny.
How is the Masters Golf Tournament relevant to their conversation?
That's what someone said. I have no idea who's giving good reviews for this boring podcast.
Okay.
It was the Conners on an off day, which is three out of the four times that we recorded. This guy says, I agree with the others in the reviews. I can't stop laughing when these two start with who's hot, who's not. I will knock TCB a little bit for, I'm assuming, busting on the religion. But I will forgive you this time. Fuck you. This is just two people talking about nothing. Not sure what the hype is. I give it a star for the effort. They gave me two. Thanks. Heard of this on Conan and so intrigued. I sampled a few episodes. I don't see how this is funny or even improve. Well, it's definitely not improving. I'll give you that. More like ADHD ramblings of a middle-aged white guy. Basically, Brian talking and doing voices.
Exactly. You got it. You did it. I'm putting that synopsis next month on Apple. You win. You win. I guarantee that guy is still listening. Guarantee it. He hates me. He hates me. People hate me.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous insights do Bryan and Krissy share about NextDoor?
0:00–0:33
2
How do Bryan and Krissy react to their best reviews?
0:33–1:01
3
What Venezuelan propaganda do they find amusing?
1:01–1:20
4
What are the implications of Snapchat's new features?
1:20–1:43
5
How does NextDoor differ in urban vs suburban settings?
1:43–2:11
6
What parenting challenges do Bryan and Krissy discuss?
2:11–2:57
7
What unconventional relationship advice does Barbara Corcoran offer?
2:57–3:25
8
How is the Masters Golf Tournament relevant to their conversation?
3:25–57:44