Episode #737: Bryan has a bee in his bonnet! Particularly for Grant Cardone and other filthy rich folks telling the rest of us "we know better". Bryan believes luck plays a BIG role in success and says so....very loudly. Someone needs to check on Bryan. Then, things mellow out a bit when Krissy & Bryan review a review of a swingers cruise and resort. The take away: Reviews of swingers resorts need to be better! TCBit: The continuing saga of The Crabapple Women's Club...continues! Watch EP #737 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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And welcome back to WSHIT, this hour of WSHIT news sponsored by Jerry's Pawn Shop and Petting Zoo. At Jerry's, we're making deals while the piggies squeals. On a follow-up to a follow-up story, after newly elected Mayor Sloughbush announced that Tom Beetleberry would be the president of the Crabapple Women's Club, the citizens of the township were outraged.
In response, Mayor Sloughbush put out a video further enraging the citizens of Crabapple He then signed into law buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas, causing the township to be further outraged and mostly drunk.
In response to the BOGO declaration, the pastor of the Hard Sword of the Lord called the mayor and demanded that he rescind the buy-one-get-one mango margaritas at Margarita Chacharitas. So if you're following up to this point, everyone is outraged at everyone.
Now, with the entire township in chaos, Mayor Slowbush has put another pin in the paddle, signing yet another mayoral declaration that Crabapple citizens can only drink 2 alcoholic beverages per week. As you can imagine, most Crabapplians, this Crabapplian included, are very upset by this current declaration.
Our man on the street, Jimmy Peckerwood, caught up with some people on Main Street to find out how they felt about being limited to just 2 alcoholic beverages per week. Here's what one Crabapple citizen had to say.
Two drinks a week? Well, that's just not feasible. Not in this country. Well, come on, man. Two drinks a week. What's that going to do for you? I mean, that doesn't even get you through a day. A reasonable amount if you're, I mean, if you're at home, you should be able to have like four beer.
And in further developing news, many citizens of the township have gathered in protest at Margarita Chacharitas and in a sign of solidarity are drinking as many alcoholic drinks as they possibly can, with some customers reportedly there for over 36 hours. While the local municipal hospital only reports a few minor injuries, the Crabapple Pharmacy has seen a run on pregnancy tests.
WSHIT will be first on the scene as soon as I get off my shift. We'll be back after this commercial break.
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