Tales From The Crypt
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What are the hosts' feelings about the end of the Olympics?
I feel like in my 30s is where I really started to come to terms with who the fuck I actually was. And more importantly, who's wronged me. That's when I knew I was grown.
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
I'm taking multiple trips, multiple trips. We're talking like 40 trips up and down, up and down, trying to get in this elevator. It got to one point when the cart was empty. I would just lug it down the stairs because I was getting sick of waiting for the elevator that is as slow as some of the people in the facility. I'm like, you don't have to match the speed of the people who live here. You can actually go. The problem is, it's terrible. It's terrible. And I know I'm not too far off from one of these places, too.
So I'm kind of depressed because I'm like, Jesus, just put me out of my misery. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Who is RayGun and why is she mentioned in the episode?
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Well, there's a little bit of sadness in my heart today. I feel a little bereft because I don't have any Olympics to watch.
I know. I know. We're just fresh off the closing ceremony.
What will we do?
I know.
I know.
What challenges does Bryan face with his mom's rehab situation?
What will we do?
It was always on all the time. You could always flip it on. I learned so much, too, about so many sports I didn't know were a sport much less worthy of the Olympics.
Well, let's be honest about it. I think we learned that some sports aren't sports in the Olympics for a reason and may not make it back to L.A. Let's talk about it all. Let's just get it out of our system, and that way we can move on with life, and we'll talk about it four years from now on episode number 12,622. Well, first of all, I do have to say that I think, you know, I thought the big dick guy was going to be the guy of the year. We're all going to be talking about the big dick guy forever. Until I saw the Australian break dancer known as Ray Gunn. And I got completely obsessed.
That was hilarious.
Completely obsessed. What in the good fuck was that?
What humorous stories arise from Bryan's elevator troubles?
If you have not seen Ray Gunn, the Australian breakdancer, you must immediately put down this episode and go on Instagram or whichever social media of choice and search Ray Gunn. And you will find tens of thousands of videos. And she got a zero. A zero. I think she got a zero. She got no points scored because I don't know exactly what she was doing. She was hopping around like a bunny and then flopping around on the floor.
She was being creative, apparently.
Listen, I have to say this right out the get so that I'm not misunderstood. Making it to the Olympics is one of the hardest things a human being can ever do regardless. Oh, for sure. of how terrible your performance is at the Olympics getting there is a huge accomplishment and just being on you know the stage the world stage is something that I can only dream of my body was not built for the Olympics it was barely built for anything for normal life yeah if I didn't have this mouth I might not be human I just might be like sludge I don't know I'm surprised I have so many children I'm surprised my body works below my mouth quite frankly if you want to see what it's like to have sex with brian go watch ray gun and that's what it's like to have sex with brian i think i'm some smooth love maker and everybody else is like why is he flopping around like that what is that
Even my daughter agrees.
I know.
How does Bryan's mom's QVC addiction impact their family?
She's running around outside the door screaming at me.
She's like, why did you put me on this earth? No! Put me back in the tomb!
In the womb? The tube. In the tube. The tomb. No. The tube. this ray gun man she is uh a piece of work yeah here is the most amazing fact that you will learn ray gun is the australian breakdancer who got zero points because she quite frankly did uh it was almost comical i think at first i thought this was like a saturday night live yes i thought somebody was playing a joke on the internet i thought someone's trolling this is really funny good job a plus internet but it wasn't i then went to peacock and watched the performance
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the hosts' feelings about the end of the Olympics?
0:00β1:01
2
Who is RayGun and why is she mentioned in the episode?
1:01β1:25
3
What challenges does Bryan face with his mom's rehab situation?
1:25β2:22
4
What humorous stories arise from Bryan's elevator troubles?
2:22β3:53
5
How does Bryan's mom's QVC addiction impact their family?
3:53β4:51
6
What are the hosts' thoughts on the closing ceremonies of the Olympics?
4:51β6:28
7
How do the hosts discuss the impact of anxiety on their dogs?
6:28β7:40
8
What final reflections do the hosts share about their experiences?
7:40β54:14