Tasty Teeners
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What personal quest is discussed in this episode?
I was just saying that sometimes having self-worth is really annoying because this self-worth thing, it just really stops you from sometimes having a good time. Do you know what I mean? That everyday self-worth, everyday know your worth. Sometimes I don't want to know my worth and sometimes, you know, I just want to get my back low now.
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
Chrissy and I had this theory that pretty soon, you know, a sommelier would come out and put like two little shot glasses. For your balls to taste. I'll take the 1942 Chateau, sir. Fine taste, young man. I'll bring it out. Would you like to taste it with your teen teeth? I'll be dipping my balls in it, sir.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.
How does Bryan relate to nympho-therapy?
This is my dear friend and the co-host of this miserable show. Kristen Joy only. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Chrissy, I have disappointing news as we are coming on air today. The world's most sexually attractive woman has given up. Her adventure to sleep with 600 men in one year. And I have given up my quest to cheat on Astrid once this year. It's all over. The bid has been given up. We're all going home. Fuck. Yes, that's right. Did you not know about this?
What are the implications of the 'Accidental Swingers' story?
I did not know. Well, either did I. But thanks to the good people at the New York Post. The world's most reputable magazine.
Yeah, hard hitting.
Oh, she's Australia's. Excuse me. Australia's most sexually attractive woman has shared an update on her bid to sleep with over 600 people in 2024. I guess that could be women or men. Annie Knight had a goal in 2023 to sleep with 365 people. And in 2024, she decided that level up. 600 people throughout the year. Last year, everyone started talking about me because I was talking about my sexual escapades online, and I mentioned how many people I'd slept with. And it went viral, and everyone was talking about it. She told the New Zealand's Edge podcast with Clint, Meg, and Dan. That doesn't sound like a commercial break wannabe.
What is the significance of the 'Tasty Testes' theory?
No, it does. The Edge. Welcome to the Edge podcast. Welcome to the Yad with Clint, Dan, and Meg for color and commentary. Always got to throw a woman in there, Chrissy. And I thought, why not? Might make a bit of fun out of this. She revealed on the September 5th interview that she had slept with just over 400 people, saying she was trying to use the dating apps.
Right, she's getting there, inching up.
This is Australia's most sexually attractive woman? I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
Yeah, I mean, she's very attractive.
She's very attractive, but is she the most sexually attractive woman that Australia has to offer? I think that's subjective. I don't know.
What questions does 'Ask TCB' raise about relationships?
Is that self-proclaimed? Oh, I think there was voting on it and stuff like that. Yeah. The person had to be okay with being filmed. Yeah. But they had the option to have their face blurred. They had to say if they've been tested for sexually transmitted, had to say, I would want that receipt. I'm sorry, but I would. Oh, and send images of themselves beforehand. She said she's really picky. And while sometimes she lowers the bar, there's definitely a certain standard for potential partners. I would say so. Her goal to meet 600 people in a year to sleep with 600 people in a year means she would need to sleep with 1.6 people a day. Yeah. But she did reveal there are a lot of days when she simply isn't bothered to have sex.
What misconceptions exist about the G-spot?
You can't cut people in half. Some days I might sleep with five. The next few days I might sleep with no one. I do get tired. It's exhausting and I need to take a break. I don't always feel like having sex. She revealed the highest number of people she had sex with in one day was 16.
Wow.
Cheesy Louise. Well, if you had 16 Bryans, you wouldn't miss an episode of Jeopardy. I mean, that's the truth.
I mean, it's good to have goals, but it sounds like this one is self-imposed.
This sounds like those dumb people who go try and get this book of world records. Like, you know, largest, I don't know, taco pie with cereal on top of it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What personal quest is discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:03
2
How does Bryan relate to nympho-therapy?
1:03–1:40
3
What are the implications of the 'Accidental Swingers' story?
1:40–2:27
4
What is the significance of the 'Tasty Testes' theory?
2:27–3:14
5
What questions does 'Ask TCB' raise about relationships?
3:14–3:54
6
What misconceptions exist about the G-spot?
3:54–4:44
7
Why did Bryan get scammed at Starbucks?
4:44–5:25
8
What is the latest on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey?
5:25–52:24