TCB Classic: Brad Van BusStation
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Why is there no new episode of The Commercial Break?
So unfortunately for all those who are paying attention, the commercial break does not have a new episode to fluff your feathers and tickle your tallywhacker today. But fear not, my little minions, we're gonna do what every other prestigious podcast would do in a situation just like this. Rehash the intro and outro, throw one of the mediocre past episodes in the middle and give it a catchy name like TCB Classic. And what's on the menu for today's TCB Classic, you may ask? We're gonna re-listen to our good friend Brad Van Bus Station. Ah, yes, Brad, the venerable Love Connection contestant who touched our hearts and made us nauseous by bringing his date to the local Greyhound station because urine-stained metal benches, the smell of body odor and vending machine junk food for dinner has never, ever, ever turned out to be true. Bis zum nächsten Mal.
Alright, enough talking. I'm gonna go down a bottle of NyQuil and hallucinate my way through an episode of Teletubbies with my kids. We'll be back next week with a special guest Kathleen Madigan on Tuesday. And I promise you some piping hot episodes of The Commercial Break.
Bye.
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Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and co-host, the beautiful Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chrissy.
And best to you, Brian.
23.
23. I'm good with 23. 31 years old. Wow, that's a long time. That's like 150 years old in dog years. It's a Labrador. Oh, good old lab. 31 years old. Can you believe that?
That's a long time. My cat lived until she was 22. That's a cat.
Cats can live into their 20s, right?
They live longer.
Well, no, it's not normal, but... Yeah, I just, you know, I like... I think I told this story one time. We were living downtown. I was living with my ex-wife. We lived in this house and across the way was a duplex. And the duplex was like set way off the street. I remember that. Do you remember that? Okay, there's a duplex. Yeah, because we spent a lot of nights on that porch. Shrinking and God knows what else ourselves to death. Dancing. Dancing. God bless the neighbors. I had Bots and Winnie. And so they were really well-behaved dogs. They were, they were sweet. They were very sweet. They didn't bark a lot. I mean, you heard a bark out of Bots once a day, maybe. And it was because someone was knocking on the front door. But anyway, we had a fenced-in backyard.
We had the Mormons living next to us. And they got married. We saw them setting up on a Friday and for a Saturday wedding. And so they were never particularly like talkative with us. And I can understand why. It's because we were like a den of iniquities over there. Just cocaine, drugs. Beer and getting debauchery going on 24 hours a day. But we were over, I was in the backyard and I was over near the fence with the dogs. And I hear this on the fence. Hello? Hey, what's going on, man? What are you setting up for over there? We're actually getting married. Oh, wow, congratulations. You're getting married in your backyard? Yeah, yeah, we're just gonna have some friends and some family over and we're getting married and it's happening tomorrow. In the afternoon. And I was like, sure, no problem, dude. Guess what I did? I let the dogs in the backyard for the entire time. No, I'm kidding, I didn't. Anyway, had this big, long driveway going to this duplex right across the street from us. And they had a fucking parrot.
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