TCB Classic: The Curious Case Of E.D.
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I'm normally polite, but if somebody irritates me, I'll just simply turn around and tell them to fuck off.
On this episode of The Commercial Break... My friends, it's me once again, here to bring you one more TCB Classic before we are back in action. Now, this is an episode I had to search far and wide for because, as you are well aware, there are like 700 episodes of this damn show. So, I have brought you one of the earliest episodes of Brian and Chrissy reviewing Frankie B's videos. I thought it was only appropriate because a lot of our Frankie B jokes harken back to this very episode. And we ended the year on Frankie and now we're starting it with Frankie. And so here we are with a TCB classic. Have fun. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Okay, without further ado, here we go. I'm going to get right into it.
Back by popular demand.
Back by popular demand. Back by unpopular demand is probably the better way to say this. Chrissy, I think it was episode number, I'm taking a guess here, but I believe I'll be right when I say episode 61 or 62. I stumbled upon something that would become lure.
Okay.
An episode you'll never hear. Funny story on the way to this episode. Chrissy and I, we record live on Fireside. And actually, probably a couple episodes that you've heard have been live on Fireside. Whether you know it or not, we've been on Fireside. And so what Chrissy and I did was we recorded an episode that we were lovingly referring to as Bill Murray's voicemail because I got Bill Murray's voicemail phone number and I was going to ask people if they wanted to leave Bill a message. Well, we were plagued with technical issues and it just didn't come out strong out of the gate. And so I decided that I'm... If you want to listen to it, go to Fireside.
Go to Fireside.
You can listen to the disaster.
And you'll hear the laugh. Yeah.
So we reviewed some voicemails that I found online, and there is a guy, and he has the best laugh I have ever heard on anyone. It's like a cartoon laugh.
It is.
Loved it. So if you hear that laugh, that's what we're referring to. I don't want you to be out of the loop because, of course, we never played that episode anywhere. So yet another episode lost in space. 61 or 62, I stumble upon something that will become folklore in the- It's gold, Brian.
It's gold.
In the history of the commercial break. The guy's name is Frank Bernardo, and he is an expert in all things fitness, fashion, fun, grooming, framing- Tic Tacs. Typography, geography, history, Tic Tacs, Tic Tocs. Tiaras. YouTube, tiaras. Fake boobs, real boobs. Greasy hair, oily hair.
Erectile dysfunction.
Erectile dysfunction. He is an expert in anything over 50. If you're over 50, he's your guy. He knows all about it. He's that guy that you go to the bar and you have a couple drinks and he never shuts up. Actually, he's the guy. That smashes into the bar. Yeah, that you smashes into the bar. He's the guy that you go to the bar and you're looking to have a drink and then he just pops up next to you. Hey, my name's Frank Bernardo. How are you? You want to hear about some fashion tips?
He travels around with a band.
Yes, he has a band.
Or a boombox.
Probably a boombox. Playing his theme song 24 hours a day so he can come out of water in a pool and look real sexy and cool in slow motion.
Throw his hair back.
Or he's getting a new tattoo.
He looks like he's tatted up. Look at my body!
So we found Frank, and we reviewed three of his... Online episodes, right? They're about 10 to 15 minutes long a piece. We reviewed three. And then Chrissy was sick one day and I had to quickly put together an episode. So what I decided to do is I threw together some clips from those three episodes and called it a best of show because we had to take a break because Chrissy wasn't feeling well. Well, we got murdered by about four yahoos, right? That just probably have never listened to the show ever. And they were like, these guys do the same fucking thing over and over and over again. We have done Frankie three times.
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